The Sexiest Haircut

Getting a haircut is boring! Unless. Unless your hairstylist strokes your neck, pulls your hair, talks dirty to you and asks if you wanna fool around.

A straight man was walking home late at night when a drunk man demanded to know if he was a [homosexual gentleman]. In a moment of improvised solidarity, the caller said he WAS gay. The drunk found some friends and chased after the caller off. Now the caller wonders if what he did was wrong. His gay friend said it wasn’t cool to claim he was gay when he’s not — not even to a gay basher. What will Dan think?

On the Magnum, Dan chats with Jason Roeder, former senior editor of The Onion, and author of Griefstrike, a memoir about loss that somehow managed to make grief hilarious. Now Jason is wading into the advice racket with his new substack Bad Advice. You’ll have to listen to find out if it lives up to its name. He and Dan talk about the etiquette of disclosing when you are playing the field on dating apps, whether aftercare is to be expected from a friend with benefits, and sexist double standards in dating profile pics.

And just in time for Pride Month, a woman wonders if it’s ok for her to enter gay male spaces like International Mr. Leather and Folsom. She finds gay men sexy, especially when they are all decked out. But would she be welcome?