Dan Savage Merch!

T-Shirt! – Black

Your sex life demands that you wear this shirt. The gift that simultaneously says “You’re good at sex” and “Here’s a shirt you can’t stain easily.”

Fuck First Mug

Good Morning! Let everyone know what you did this morning before brushing your teeth.

T-Shirt! – Cool Blue

You need this blue shirt. Already have a blue shirt? Is it a cool blue shirt? Yeah, we didn’t think so.

T-Shirt! – Stonewash Blue

If someone asks what the logo on your shirt means, just tell them it’s your sex angel.


The perfect mug for the good, giving, and game in bed.

2022 HUMP! T-Shirt

Limited Edition 2022 HUMP! Shirt!