Your sex life demands that you wear this shirt. The gift that simultaneously says “You’re good at sex” and “Here’s a shirt you can’t stain easily.”
Good Morning! Let everyone know what you did this morning before brushing your teeth.
You need this blue shirt. Already have a blue shirt? Is it a cool blue shirt? Yeah, we didn’t think so.
If someone asks what the logo on your shirt means, just tell them it’s your sex angel.