Fake! Fake! Fake!

Strap in (or on) for a wild ride folks, because this is the April Fool’s Day show. We asked you to send in fake calls and you came through in a big way. It is Dan Savage’s challenge to spot the phonies. 

A woman wonders how to help her friend dispose of his unwanted sex doll. Can he just take it to the dump? 

A man and his wife both got Fitbits. But now, when they have sex, they both immediately check them to see how they did from a fitness perspective! 

Some kinks explored on this show: globes, bones, animals, talking peeholes, nudism, mullets and astrology. Which are real? Can you tell? 

Have you ever wanted to hear Yoda talk dirty? No? Nobody’s making you subscribe to the Magnum…