Mormon Fever!

A bisexual woman is dating a woman for the first time. She doesn’t feel much sexual spark. She thinks it’s the baggy, unflattering clothes her girlfriend wears. Can she say something?

Is it ever appropriate to ask your doctor out? Your nurse? Your x-ray tech? A woman wrings her hands over the ethics of leaving a thank-you note with her phone number on it for Max, the hot radiologist.

On the Magnum, it’s everybody’s favorite gay former Mormon humor writer, Eli McCann! His new novel Stitched is on a NYT bestseller!. And because there’s Mormonism in the air, we got two calls from listeners about the Latter Day Saints. One is from a woman in her late 20s, newly divorced, and finally free from the church. She wants to know how to embrace her sexuality. (Eli: “Take it slow.” Dan: “Buy a vibrator.”) And another is from a mother whose daughter has Mormon friends, and they are trying to woo her into the hive. The mother is horrified. Should she be?

A non-binary AFAB queer person has no desire to try to pass as a man. But they like pretending they have a small dick, and then have their cis boyfriend degrade and insult them. They both like it when he uses homophobic and transphobic slurs as part of their dirty talk and role play. But will they get cancelled if their queer friends find out? Should they be cancelled?