Prepare to celebrate the Feast of the Ass.

Dan Savage is bringing back a forgotten Catholic holiday. On January 14, let us all celebrate the Feast of the Ass.

Get your Feast of the Ass bundt cakes here.

A woman’s beloved twin sister isn’t dating, isn’t getting on the apps, isn’t looking for a relationship. Should the caller keep trying to set her up with great guys from work? Or leave her be?

A woman used to be a sex worker when she was younger. She has since built a new career, and loves her life. She got into BDSM, and when she told her new dom about her past, he lost his mind. He feels her sex worker history takes away his power. He demanded that she fill out a questionnaire spelling out her entire sexual history. The list goes on and on and on. Why does her past matter to him? What should she do about it?

On the Magnum, take a sexy, sexy journey back to medieval times, to hear about the origins of Christmas, St. Valentine’s Day and the Feast of the Ass. Basically, the medieval church knew how to party. Those of you who are horny to hear about the counter reformation are going to GET OFF on this convo. Dr. Janega is a hoot, and she and Dan belong together.

And, lube lube lube! This caller is sick of hearing that women just need to lube up when they aren’t wet enough for sex. If they aren’t wet, it means their lover hasn’t done the job yet. Right? Right??!!!