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Pretend Your Girlfriend is a Watermelon

On the Magnum: With comedian Gianmarco Soresi
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A man in a poly triad has a girlfriend. His girlfriend has a boyfriend, and they all live together, share a dog, and plan to have kids. The caller and the other guy will be at a wedding full of normies who don’t know the nature of their relationship. Should he just say they’re a … Read More »

Sex Lizard

On the Magnum: Jena Martin from the Memory Hole Podcast
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A queer woman has a non-binary, AFAB spouse. Her partner can mime the action of cunnilingus with their tongue, flicking and teasing across the dinner table, like a horny lizard. The caller wishes she could do the same, but her tongue just doesn’t work that way. She also gets low marks on her oral technique, … Read More »

With Trans Comedian Nico Carney

And, an unfortunate squirting consequence.
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When she was in high school, she surprised herself and delighted her boyfriend by squirting all over his face. But the incident alarmed her enough to set off a neurotic need to pee before every sexual encounter. How can she get out of her head about it, and allow for spontaneity in her current, awesome … Read More »

Can I Peg My Dom?

On the Magnum: Comedian Jeremy Alder
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A married woman in a poly relationship is planning to visit a boyfriend who lives in a different city for a month. But since they made these plans, she started seeing yet another man. Should she tell the guy she plans to visit about the new guy? Should she do it before the trip so … Read More »

Honey? You Smell Like Your Girlfriend.

On the Magnum: Randy Rainbow
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A man in Nashville keeps having great dates, but then they reject him afterwards. Is it because he’s a liberal Jew? A woman is in a new, fun, casual relationship, just like she wanted. But he will be moving away in a few months, so there’s a clear end date. How can they enjoy themselves … Read More »

What Goes On at the Bathhouse?

On the Magnum: Katie Simon on Sex After Assault.
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A man in a queer group chat saw that folks were talking about going to a bathhouse in their city for the first time. The caller explained what goes on there, how consent can be slushy, and trans men might not feel welcome. This shut down the conversation. Was he wrong to tell it like … Read More »

Do The Thing

On the Magnum: Adam Zmith on Poppers
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A chill married lesbian is a little annoyed to hear that her consistently straight friend, engaged to a man, has announced that she is pan. She is pan, but she plans to remain monogamous with her husband. What’s more, she is throwing herself a coming-out-as-pan party. When the caller came out as lesbian, she got … Read More »

Legal Advice for Trans Folks

On the Magnum: Dr. Jen Gunter on a new BV study
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A gay man and his boyfriend are in an open relationship. His boyfriend forbids the caller from messing around with anyone in their friend group. But this friend group is super-kinky and super-horny, regularly propositioning the caller for naughty fun. It’s getting hard to say no… A trans guy still has “female” on his birth … Read More »

Quiet Down, Yankee Lady.

On the Magnum: What Are You Doing, Sunshyne?
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A woman’s 74-year-old father has started dating a 19-year-old woman, and no one in her family besides her is batting an eye. She’s horrified and refuses to meet the lass or speak to her father until the relationship ends. Is she being too harsh? A British poly man has an American girlfriend who comes to … Read More »

Damp January?

On the Magnum: Tawny Lara, aka the Sober Sexpert
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Here’s a little friendship drama to start the New Year: A woman and her pal “Jill” are going on a skiing trip in Japan with a group of people. Two of the men approached Jill to tell her they each had crushes on the caller, and asked her to broker a connection. Jill wants nothing … Read More »