A woman’s mother died last year. Her dad is dating someone new. The caller and her siblings just aren’t ready to welcome their dad’s girlfriend into their lives, let alone include her at Christmas. The caller feels she has to choose between her siblings and her father. Tough times, these. A straight man felt slighted when a woman wouldn’t give him her phone number, and in public! He feels sad and humiliated and wonders if the male ego should be given just a little more weight and protection. On the Magnum, Dan chats with Guy Branum, comedian and author of “My Life as a Goddess,” about cosmetic ass surgery among other things. A woman can come easily through masturbation but can’t get there with her boyfriend. Dan takes her through the steps of his hallowed technique, guaranteed to get her moaning alongside her man.