Do The Thing

A chill married lesbian is a little annoyed to hear that her consistently straight friend, engaged to a man, has announced that she is pan. She is pan, but she plans to remain monogamous with her husband. What’s more, she is throwing herself a coming-out-as-pan party. When the caller came out as lesbian, she got kicked out of the house. Is she an asshole to feel less than exhilarated by her friend’s new sexual identity?

Yikes! Hear the unpleasant tale of the woman who shut her boyfriend’s son’s dogs in a room for so long, that they did what dogs do when shut in a room all day. Oh, and as she was cleaning the mess, she saw that the 20 year-old son had a sex toy. Goodness.

On the Magnum, should you be stockpiling poppers? Dan brings on our favorite poppers expert, Adam Zmith, author of Deep Sniff: A History of Poppers and Queer Futures. He explains why gay men use them, a bit of their history, and what to do now that they’re in the crosshairs of RFK Jr’s FDA.

A submissive woman mistakes the swoony feelings she experiences during sub space, for genuine emotional connection. But she doesn’t want emotional connection. She just wants to have some tied-up/flogged-hard fun. How can she stop her heart from getting all hot and bothered?

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