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With “Ask a Sub’s” Lina Dune.

Have you ever lost a dildo up your butt? This man has, but somehow the tale ends up as our opening “sexcess” story. A 51 year-old woman is seeing a 33 year-old man. It’s fantastic, but how long can it last? On the Magnum, Dan brings back Lina Dune, from “Ask a Sub” to talk … Read More »

Welcome To Kinkyville! (Now Open Your Wallets)

Everyone’s worried that they are taking up too much space. A straight man feels guilty that he signed up for an activity meant for folks in the LGBT community. And, a transman ventured into a gay leather bar with his girlfriend and got the stink-eye. Is it cool to bring your girlfriend into dedicated gay … Read More »

Save the Lesbian Bars! With Lea Delaria.

After a dazzling “sexcess” story, we launch into three tales of dreadful parents. Conservative, manipulative, disrespectful, bigoted parents. If you have this kind of parent, our hearts go out to you. Are you a thoughtful gift giver? This woman is, and she REALLY wishes her boyfriend would reciprocate… On the Magnum: Save the lesbian bars! … Read More »

Yes, Vasectomies Are Safe.

Dan! Dan! My dildos melted together in the drawer! Horrifically, this is not uncommon if you buy cheap-ass sex toys. A gay man is establishing a potentially great friends-with-benefits relationship. The problem? The guy won’t stop sending him stupid little memes all the damn day long. How can our caller put an end to this … Read More »

Enter the World of the Furries.

Our opening “sex-cess” story is extra delightful this week, because it centers the Climbing Boy. Our caller advises you to get yourself one, pronto. Ok, neo-pronouns. Just how ridiculous are they? On the Magnum, Dan chats with Seattle writer Matt Baume about the friendly, pervy world of furries and the super-interesting work they’ve been doing … Read More »

With comedian Justin Randall.

In our opening Sexcess Story, a German man offers this kind-hearted maxim: “It’s hard to stay mad when you are covered in come.” A man wonders if his covid vaccine is what caused his libido to spike. His female friend said the same thing! She claims she had 10 ORGASMS right after getting her shot. … Read More »

Wife Sharing! With Michael Cee of the Keys and Anklets Podcast.

When your wife is buddies with the MAGA crowd: Dan counsels a man whose wife hangs out with covid-denying, conspiracy theory-believing, Trump-loving simpletons. He is pretty conservative himself, but these people! It’s too much! A middle-aged man is newly grappling with his bisexuality. The wife isn’t into it. How can he find other guys like … Read More »

Let’s hear it for the pelvic floor! With Dr. Rachel Gelman.

A woman needs a giant wiener to feel satisfied. That’s just how it is. But how can she vet prospective partners ahead of time? How can she tell her current man that his average-sized dick just isn’t big enough? Ah the hypocrisy…a man is turned on by videos aimed at voyeurs, where people don’t know … Read More »

Curvy Girl Dating, with Elle Chase.

A man in his 60s is just like a teenager! But in the wrong way- he comes too soon. How can he resolve his little PE problem? After a man’s girlfriend came out him (drunkenly) as bi, he realized he is bi too! But now he’s jealous of his girlfriend’s female exes that she maintains … Read More »

Escape from Conversion Therapy Camp!

Our opening covid-era Sexcess story features seniors in a retirement community huffing on ice bongs and getting it on. If they can do it, you can too. A Wiccan druid witchy woman is dating a Christian dude. They let each other be. But when he requests that they do some role playing where she dresses … Read More »