Hooray for happy rants! Dan tells you how he felt and what he did when he found out that DOMA was repealed. A man’s random ejaculation resulted in a child. Now the child is 12 and neither she, nor her mother’s husband knows that he is her biological father. Should he tell? Is there a way to warn the straight females of the world about your sociopathic sex addict ex-boyfriend? On the Magnum version, an interview with the father of the modern marriage movement, Evan Wolfson, on the implications of DOMA’s repeal. Remember this political moment, children. And, a long rant on the Republican war on women in general, and abortion specifically. And the usual tales of sordid depravity.