Quiet Down, Yankee Lady.

A woman’s 74-year-old father has started dating a 19-year-old woman, and no one in her family besides her is batting an eye. She’s horrified and refuses to meet the lass or speak to her father until the relationship ends. Is she being too harsh?

A British poly man has an American girlfriend who comes to visit now and again. She asked him to take her to a sex party, but there’s a hitch. She screams to kingdom come during sex. The caller is worried that more reserved British sex party attendees will find her conduct unseemly.

On the Magnum, Dan simply couldn’t resist bringing on Sunshyne for a “What Are You Doing?” Sunshyne is a shaggy haired, muppet-faced adonis! He models for big brands AND has a fin-dom hustle on the side. He and Dan talk about his work, how he got there, and whether women or men give better head.

A gay man and his boyfriend do not agree about sex. His boyfriend wants monogamy and routine, unadventurous sex. The caller yearns for more sex, and more variety. His boyfriend reluctantly agreed to let him see other people, but only if he uses a condom and tells him every time. But when he does tell, his boyfriend freaks out. So the caller has been sneaking around, seeing sex workers, without using condoms. Can they make this work? Should they even try?

Also: here’s the story about that horrible video Dan mentioned in the open: click through at your own risk. And you can – but you really shouldn’t — watch the actual video here.