Power wash your deck, not your dick.

A man in a poly relationship is worried that his penis smells like his girlfriend’s vagina despite his meticulous hygiene. This doesn’t bother him. But when he eventually convinces someone else to go down on him, will they notice? Is there a “special soap” he could use?

In Paris, in the year 1911, an employee of the Louvre made off with the Mona Lisa. Fast forward to the year 2024. A woman “acquired” an explicit erotic painting left behind in an office re-organization featuring two men who live above the space. After 2 years of it hanging on her wall, she really loves this painting. She thinks the couple commissioned the art. Does she have to return it to them, and what on earth should she say if she does?

On the Magnum, in order to counter some of the skepticism around the practice of hypnokink, we welcome Daniel McGlothlen, kink educator, performer, and adult content creator who specializes in hypnosis. Is it real? Is it fun? Listen in.

And, a man issues a chilling PSA/warning. If you’re kinky, and end up getting divorced, you might wish you had durable evidence of consent.