I’m a 35-year-old woman. I recently discovered I’m a size queen. (Is it OK for me to use this term?) This has been brewing for a while as I have dabbled with purchasing larger and larger cucumbers and fucking myself with them after a good wash. I use a condom and tons of lube and … Read More »
Author Archives: savagelovestg
Sex Addiction, with Dr. David Ley.
Have you ever gone snorkeling…naked? On a long anticipated second date? Hear ALL about it… A woman’s sister is *still* planning her 100 person wedding for this October. Will covid-19 be over by then? Certainly not. So should the caller go to this deathtrap party, or tell her stupid sister to postpone her stupid wedding … Read More »
Married People
I’m a 38-year-old bi woman who has been sleeping with a married male coworker for the last eight months. We’re a walking cliché: I’m a nurse, he’s a doctor, and one night he ended up spilling a lot of personal information about his marriage to me (sexless, non-romantic, she might be a lesbian) before asking … Read More »
OK Boomer…
A man’s new boyfriend is really great in every way! Except…he believes in mythical creatures, thinks he has super-powers and that the government is communicating with him through the radio. So, should the caller leave his mentally ill new boyfriend or try to get him some help? Meanwhile, a woman’s sister has started dating a … Read More »
Stating the Obvious
I’m a gay guy who’s involved with a guy I met a few months before COVID-19 took off. He’s a great guy, smart, funny, hot, healthy and easy to be around. It started as a hookup but we have chemistry on several levels and, without either of us having to say it, we started seeing … Read More »
Mistress Velvet COMMANDS you…
Our opening covid-19 “sexcess” story is extra special this week. You will never think of Tollhouse cookies the same way again. Don’t you hate it when your brother-in-law steals your underpants, and uses them to jack off? This little sordid story only gets worse. On the Magnum, meet the dominatrix who forces her clients to … Read More »
Friends In Deed
I’m a twenty-something more-or-less lesbian in an East Coast city. I’m primarily into women, and I’m only interested in relationships with women, but I’m sometimes attracted to men and have enjoyed sex with men in the past. For various reasons, I decided a few years ago not to pursue physical stuff with men anymore and … Read More »
Love is Not Tourism
An Irish man has found dating success with his “personal operating manual.” After the second date or so, he slides over a piece of paper delineating his likes and dislikes, in bed and out. It cuts through a lot of clutter, says he. For those of you separated from your loved ones because of travel … Read More »
Committed
Is it terrible to believe you can still have a truly monogamous and loving relationship with one partner after twenty years? Or can we walk into a relationship knowing that within those decades of being together that situations like infidelity or being attracted to another is completely unavoidable? And if we acknowledge that in some … Read More »
“Tell Me What You Want” with Dr. Justin Lehmiller.
A man has been with his boyfriend for a year. The boyfriend’s supposedly straight roommate gives intimate hugs and drops obvious homo hints when he’s drunk. The caller doesn’t like him or trust him. Does he have to put up with this? This lady likes a giant, huge, enormous, really big penis. She proposes a … Read More »