I’ve been with the same amazing man a dozen years. We’ve had our ups and our downs, same as any other couple, but these days life is better then it ever has been for us. Except in the bedroom. A few years ago he started having fantasies about sucking dick. Specifically, he wanted to suck … Read More »
Author Archives: savagelovestg
Depressed AND horny??!
Have you ever done it hanging from a cliff in your mountain climbing harness? This caller has. They named the climb “Quarantine.” Meanwhile in Italy, a woman managed to slip a finger in her boyfriend’s butt. He didn’t stop her, but didn’t say anything about it, and they haven’t discussed it since. How can she … Read More »
Aroused State
I’m a 31-year-old female. Last week I suddenly started to experience an overwhelming, compulsive, and near-constant state of physical arousal. I’ve masturbated so much looking for relief that my entire lower region is super sore and swollen and still, its like my whole body is pulsating with this electric arousal telling me to ignore the … Read More »
The Epidemiologist and the Avenger.
Hear the tale of the Garden Wanker, or “What Really Happens in the Asparagus Patch.” Dr. Bummer is back! Our epidemiologist pal Dr. Daniel Westreich has returned to talk about the state of the pandemic, how the physical distancing is working, and to mull over the possibility that this could be an opportunity to eliminate … Read More »
Big Moves
I was raised in a religious home and didn’t lose my virginity until the embarrassing age of 26. I was told by the church to save it for marriage and I was a virgin until met the woman who would become my wife at a party. I said to hell with it, we had a … Read More »
Time to lawyer up!
This pandemic is getting sexier and sexier! Who’s up for some Strip Ping-Pong? A gay man hooked up with a dude he had met a few months ago through an app. The dude asked our caller if he found him attractive. But the dude’s photo was wildly inaccurate. He had gained weight since the photo … Read More »
Quickies
I am a super queer presenting female who recently accepted that I have desires for men. My partner of two years is bisexual and understands the desires, but has personally dealt with those desires via masturbation while my desires include acting. Her perspective is that the grass is greener where you water it and that … Read More »
With America’s Sweetheart, Erin Gibson!
We open with a quarantine sex story, in which a woman’s boyfriend pulls on one of her dresses, and things get even better from there. A woman in a poly relationship knows she has to end things soon with her primary partner. So, naturally, she started sleeping with her roommate. Is it time to pull … Read More »
The No-Pandemic Challenge
Your last two columns and your last two podcasts were all about the pandemic. Everything everywhere is all about the pandemic right now. Can you give it a rest? For maybe a week? Could you answer some questions that aren’t about pandemic? Any fun kink questions come in this week? I could all use a … Read More »
With comedian Pete Dominick
We open the show with a quarantine sex story featuring some very mysterious noises… Have no fear Doc Barak is here! Dan brings on our long-suffering medical expert to reassure us about how covid-19 can and cannot be transmitted. The good doctor’s giggle is, dare we say…infectious. On the Magnum, Dan interviews comedian and podcast … Read More »