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Episodes tagged: bdsm

If your lady has a dream about being penetrated by five dicks, does that…

Episode #273 —
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If your lady has a dream about being penetrated by five dicks, does that mean she actually wants to be penetrated by five dicks? Have you ever masturbated for a pretty lady on Chatroulette? Well, here’s a man with a pretty face who looks a lot like a lady. Perhaps you’ve already met. And for … Read More »

Dan converses with a former rent boy, and you get to listen in. Should a man…

Episode #267 —
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Dan converses with a former rent boy, and you get to listen in. Should a man with a jealousy problem date his neighbor who happens to be a stripper?  Gather round, listeners, and hear the spooky tale of the lover who still carries a torch for his dead mother. And other oddities. 206-201-2720   Today’s … Read More »

Baby? I know we don’t know each other all that well, but I dig you so much…

Episode #264 —
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Baby? I know we don’t know each other all that well, but I dig you so much that I want you to sleep with another man. Ok? Is it true that soon churches will be FORCED to marry same sex couples or lose their delicious tax exemption??? A woman who hasn’t had sex for years … Read More »

A woman is in an unacknowledged fuck-buddy situation. He calls her up to…

Episode #263 —
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A woman is in an unacknowledged fuck-buddy situation. He calls her up to “watch a movie or something,” and then they have sex. But he always seems to call her when she’s on her period… An open-minded mother isn’t worried that her son watches porn. It’s just that she doesn’t like the kind of porn … Read More »

The Savage Lovecast is delighted to welcome Mistress Matisse, Seattle’s…

Episode #255 —
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The Savage Lovecast is delighted to welcome Mistress Matisse, Seattle’s charming and terrifying dominatrix. Can sadists get it on with other sadists? Is domming a viable career choice? Can the master-slave relationship work when it’s time to do the dishes? All of this and more await you, worm. 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you … Read More »

Gentle listeners of the podcast, it pains us to have to remind you to TEND…

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Gentle listeners of the podcast, it pains us to have to remind you to TEND TO YOUR UNICORN. In other words, if you have secured a lovely lady who is willing to be the third in your three-way, you are obligated to do her the courtesy of providing her with an ORGASM. Jesus Christ, people. … Read More »

A meddling, deluded mother changes the relationship status on her gay…

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A meddling, deluded mother changes the relationship status on her gay son’s Facebook page to say he’s interested in women. How can this patient son help his mother through her tantrum phase? A young woman’s 19-year-old cousin is planning on meeting a 42-year-old man she met online. He claims to be in an open relationship. … Read More »

OMG! Don’t you hate it when you go to a gay bar, make out with TWO gay men…

Episode #235 —
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OMG! Don’t you hate it when you go to a gay bar, make out with TWO gay men (even though you are a woman), and then totally don’t remember it because you were, like, too drunk? How do you tell your on-again, off-again lover that you are suddenly into kink? This includes a bonus anti-choking … Read More »

It’s the one-minute wonder show! All calls less than one minute long! All…

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It’s the one-minute wonder show! All calls less than one minute long! All answers less than one minute long! Why me talking like Hulk? Topics covered: Friends with overgrown bushes, herpes dating sites, more come, less come, loud neighbors, master-slave role-play, icing on boobs and so much more. Call us quickly! 206-201-2720 This episode is … Read More »

At the age of 22, a married woman is sick of sex with her husband and wants…

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At the age of 22, a married woman is sick of sex with her husband and wants to branch out. Can Dan save her marriage? How can you avoid the typical pitfalls of a friends-with-benefits relationship? After a sadistic lover violated her safe word, a kinky woman is feeling gun-shy about kinky sex. So is … Read More »