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Savage Lovecast Archives for 2007

It's a very special War on Christmas episode of the Savage Lovecast,…

It's a very special War on Christmas episode of the Savage Lovecast, full of enough foul-mouthed perversity to make the Baby Jesus weep. A kinky coed and her girlfriends live in dorm rooms with thin walls. How can they get nasty without being expelled? And a considerate houseguest wonders how he and his special lady … Read More »

On this week's Savage Lovecast: When does a poly relationship turn to…

On this week's Savage Lovecast: When does a poly relationship turn to poison? Some folks are just meant to be monogamous. Dan solves an interoffice squabble about whether female ejaculation is a myth or a beautiful, sloppy reality. A guy with little sexual experience has fears about approaching women. Should he be honest about his … Read More »

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a mother sharing too much information, how…

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a mother sharing too much information, how to put on a condom without losing your wood, a blowjob technique to avoid throwing up in your mouth, a debate on the feminist implications of doin' it doggie-style, and more. So much more. 206-201-2720

What a depressing show we have for you this week! Pop a couple Prozac and…

What a depressing show we have for you this week! Pop a couple Prozac and listen in. In It for the Kids: A married, stay-at-home father loves being a dad, but his marriage is miserable. Divorce is not an option for him. What should he do? Move to NYC?: Should this woman move to New … Read More »

A couple of dads in trouble: Dad #1 groaned loud enough during sex to wake…

A couple of dads in trouble: Dad #1 groaned loud enough during sex to wake up his daughter. Now he has some explaining to do. Dad #2 likes porn that looks like his daughter. His wife would surely leave him if she discovered it. What is this innocent man to do? Also, a woman married … Read More »

On this week's Lovecast, Dan Savage is joined by Science, aka Jonathan…

On this week's Lovecast, Dan Savage is joined by Science, aka Jonathan Golob, The Stranger's resident science columnist. Learn the scientific viewpoint on pheromones, the Madonna/whore complex, why a caller's breasts taste like onions, and whether it is truly safe to leave an opened jar of mayonnaise out of the refrigerator. Also, a useful tutorial … Read More »

A helpless gay Mormon is TRAPPED in a religious dungeon and can’t escape!…

A helpless gay Mormon is TRAPPED in a religious dungeon and can’t escape! Only Dan Savage has the key. • Teenage sex ruins everything—a young lady can't get over how wretched her teenage boyfriend was. It gets better, dear. • Dolphin love–can people and dolphins make sweet, sweet love? • A gay man needs space … Read More »

This week: Slow down, kinky lady! This gal is bursting with libido and kinky…

This week: Slow down, kinky lady! This gal is bursting with libido and kinky desires. But she doesn't want to unleash them on just anyone, until she trusts him. How can she communicate this to her partners without freaking them the fuck out? Ass hair. He's got it, lots of it. Why do we have … Read More »

She went and fucked her concierge and now things are terribly awkward with…

She went and fucked her concierge and now things are terribly awkward with him… should she get him fired? * A man's crush just got sexually assaulted and now she's wrecked. He's tried being caring and supportive… how can he get back into her pants? * Another caller's fiancé is a marijuana enthusiast. He's smoking … Read More »

Welcome to the Savage Lovecast. This week Dan ministers to a porn addict…

Welcome to the Savage Lovecast. This week Dan ministers to a porn addict with a penchant for "big black dick/small white girl" porn. Next up, a small white girl's partner's big dick causes her a lot of pain. A straight man wrestles with his Madonna-whore complex. Listen in on a free psychotherapy session between a … Read More »

Welcome to Episode 52 of the Savage Lovecast. This week, a straight man…

Welcome to Episode 52 of the Savage Lovecast. This week, a straight man wonders why he can't maintain a relationship. Maybe it's because he's an asshole? A straight woman complains that when she reaches for the lube it kills the moment. A straight man is racked with guilt because he wants to come in his … Read More »

It's ladies' week on the Savage Lovecast–all gals, all the time….

It's ladies' week on the Savage Lovecast–all gals, all the time. Dan argues with a caller about lies and adultery. A 24-year-old straight gal has lost her libido. Maybe she's gay? Dan counsels a depressed teen to break up with her boyfriend before he is forced to break up with her. A 21-year-old lass feels … Read More »

This week on the Savage Lovecast, one bisexual girl, one straight woman, and…

This week on the Savage Lovecast, one bisexual girl, one straight woman, and three martinis equals one big mess. Has the gays' right to cruise been trampled by the Larry Craig affair? Are ladies similar to plantar warts in any way? What's the most appropriate way to tell your ex-girlfriends that your current girlfriend has … Read More »

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a cheerful pregnant lady wants to indulge…

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a cheerful pregnant lady wants to indulge her husband's pie-in-the-face fetish—but what to do about the mess? Some definitions: What is a "Prince Albert" and exactly how kinky is it? And what on earth is "precum"? Both Dan and Wikipedia tackle this one without breaking a sweat. A Catholic … Read More »

Welcome to the Savage Lovecast. This week a caller finds herself in a porn…

Welcome to the Savage Lovecast. This week a caller finds herself in a porn conundrum. She likes it fine. But her boyfriend ignores her when the porn's on! And that ain't right. Also, what are Dan Savage's tastes in pornography? You'll have to listen to find out. An adventurous lass wonders if getting anally penetrated … Read More »

We're fagging out on the Savage Lovecast this week. A gay man is very…

We're fagging out on the Savage Lovecast this week. A gay man is very comfortable with his gayness… he just doesn't like sex all that much. A lesbian wants to experiment with sleeping with a man. Any takers? Dan talks a young man into quitting all the skanky, anonymous sex, and helps another to come … Read More »

Welcome to the Savage Lovecast. This week, a woman in an LTR gets a UTI when…

Welcome to the Savage Lovecast. This week, a woman in an LTR gets a UTI when ever she has RS (rough sex) .What should she do, Dan? And: Hairy hypocrites—a woman is fed up with very hairy fellas demanding that she shave every last part of her body. How common is it for children to … Read More »

Here are the steamy, sexy questions Dan addresses this week. It's…

Here are the steamy, sexy questions Dan addresses this week. It's getting hot… When is it appropriate to fake an orgasm? Does one have to see a doctor to sever an attached foreskin? How can you tell your partner that they are a terrible kisser? Is S&M an expression of emotional imbalance? And this sultry, … Read More »

Welcome to the Savage Lovecast, where ladies learn about enemas, gentlemen…

Welcome to the Savage Lovecast, where ladies learn about enemas, gentlemen suck their own dicks, and chicken shits can't quite figure out how to make an appointment at the goddamn doctor to see if they have the herpes. Also, how to combine love with bondage; and the sad tale of anal sex gone horribly wrong. … Read More »

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a caller wonders if he should sleep with…

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a caller wonders if he should sleep with his boyfriend, despite latent herpes. Another caller has thoughts of incest; is this normal or not? A young lady's mother tells her that she was molested when she was a child. A little bit on foreskin cleaning here, the word "scrotum" … Read More »

In this week's episode: Dan counsels a man whose recent brain surgery…

In this week's episode: Dan counsels a man whose recent brain surgery prevents him from orgasming with his wonderful lady. Should a perfectly reasonable man break up with his cold, hyper-religious, sex-phobic fiancée? How much is too much masturbation? When is the right time to divulge HIV status? And spoiler alert: Fellatio does not give … Read More »

This week, armpit sex: myth or fact? Plus, some heartening responses to the…

This week, armpit sex: myth or fact? Plus, some heartening responses to the poor girl whose sex-negative mother is controlling her life; a man who likes his ladies nice 'n' crazy; and what does it really mean when your boyfriend asks for "space"? You think you know all the answers don't you? Here's how you … Read More »

This week on the Savage Lovecast: Is it a good thing when gay neighborhoods…

This week on the Savage Lovecast: Is it a good thing when gay neighborhoods (gayborhoods) have big signs with rainbows to mark homo turf? Also, a nearly engaged bisexual woman worries because her fella disapproves of her carpet-munching ways. Should she have one last fling? And are there really Japanese clubs where women eat only … Read More »

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a woman who finds cunnilingus so, very……

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a woman who finds cunnilingus so, very… boring; a man who loves to get spanked, but could do without the crotchless chaps; a woman with a skin disease who doesn’t want to take her shirt off; and a caller who thinks there’s nothing funny about giggling during sex. Call … Read More »

Do you have Reluctant Dom Syndrome (RDS)? Dan Savage has the cure. Also: how…

Do you have Reluctant Dom Syndrome (RDS)? Dan Savage has the cure. Also: how to successfully bottom from the top, escape from your sex negative mommy, and tell your father that you'd rather not hear about his sex life. Because you don't want to hear about his sex life, right? Well, we want to hear … Read More »

Does porn rot your brain? Does promiscuity prevent orgasms? Do open…

Does porn rot your brain? Does promiscuity prevent orgasms? Do open relationships lead to abuse and heartbreak? So many questions, so much angst! Also, Savage schools a lesbian on how to be tough, and tells yet another asshole that he is, indeed, an asshole. But YOU'RE not an asshole… we know! Call us at 206-201-2720 … Read More »

Topics covered: Is kinkiness genetic? A woman and her two kinky sisters…

Topics covered: Is kinkiness genetic? A woman and her two kinky sisters think so. A young man is concerned because his fiancée bursts into laughter when she orgasms. Dan picks the brains of the sex-toy experts at Come As You Are in Toronto. Plus, an avalanche of responses on the topic of "accidental" anal penetration. … Read More »

In this week's installment, Dan advocates the forked-tongue approach:…

In this week's installment, Dan advocates the forked-tongue approach: If it will help the relationship, lie, lie, lie. Also, a cute gay boy wants to try some pussy, and how to tell your pal to stop looking at your tits. Call us at 206-201-2720.

This week on the newly named Savage Love Live (even though it's not…

This week on the newly named Savage Love Live (even though it's not "live" at all), we've got delicious teen drama, advice on how to break the news that you have an STD, and an ex-lesbian wonders how to tell her family that she's straight. Call us at 206-201-2720 with your question. The odds that … Read More »

This week on the Savage Love Podcast, a caller comes to the defense of sex…

This week on the Savage Love Podcast, a caller comes to the defense of sex parties, a drunken medical student wonders if he's gay, and a sex worker asks how to tell his prospective clients that it don't come free. Also, a conversation with a man who wants to be the sperm donor for a … Read More »

Welcome to the Savage Love podcast, the only place you'll hear,…

Welcome to the Savage Love podcast, the only place you'll hear, "Clench, clench, clench. Sploot, sploot, sploot." This week: advice on how to meet and date porn stars, a female ejaculation primer, a gal who dreams of fucking like a fella, and a lesbian who guiltlessly enjoys her rape fantasies. Also, Dan gives the whole … Read More »

It's the medical episode! The long-suffering Dr. Barak, joins us for…

It's the medical episode! The long-suffering Dr. Barak, joins us for some down-to-earth answers to questions like," Is it okay to put Splenda in my vagina?" and, "Is it bad for my slave to eat my shit?" (The answer to both questions is yes.) To ask a motherfucking crazy question of your own, call 206-201-2720.

On this week's episode, Ty emerges VICTORIOUS! Hear the delightful tale…

On this week's episode, Ty emerges VICTORIOUS! Hear the delightful tale of a mutually fulfilling, kinky, teenage deflowering. Also, we got some anal sex troubles, and a friend getting sucked in to a manipulative drama situation. Dan to the rescue. We are still accepting medical questions. Got a rash? It hurts when you go like … Read More »

You think you got problems? Listen up.

You think you got problems? Listen up. The questions: Easy: She's 18 and "doin' it." Is she the slut her parents say she is? Not Before Marriage: This kinky teenage lass is ready for anything. But her b-friend wants to remain a virgin until marriage. Does butt-fucking count? Sex Parties: Dan reveals his puritan side. … Read More »

It’s the long awaited Asshole Edition!

In the long awaited Asshole Edition, Dan mocks, insults, and humiliates his callers (and that's why you keep listening). The questions: Dark Desires: She likes it rough, too rough for him. Should he feel guilty about refusing to fulfill her darkest fantasy? Not Cool: The caller takes issue with Dan's treatment of the Teenage Virgin … Read More »

Last week's pathetic hungover episode was straight, straight, straight….

Last week's pathetic hungover episode was straight, straight, straight. Well, get ready lads, because this one is very, very, very gay. Topics: Inexperienced Bottom Sexomnia The Fear of Incontinence Closet Case #1 Closet Case #2 Call 206-201-2720 with your burning questions.

It's the long-awaited "hung-over" episode!

It's the long-awaited "hung-over" episode! Can Dan maintain his "frickin' awesome" status after a night of tequila? Listen in. Topics covered: An impassioned response to the Misogynist Faggot. Bisexuality—what's up with it? How does a 19-year-old virgin dominatrix get started? She's jealous. He has a mysterious illness. Are they doomed? If you were a gay … Read More »

How should a 20-year-old woman tell her crush that she's a virgin? If…

How should a 20-year-old woman tell her crush that she's a virgin? If you have a damaged heart, is it okay to zap your dick with an electric stimulator? He likes to please the ladies "110 percent"—would it be so wrong to ask for a non-reciprocated BJ once in a while? He won't fuck her … Read More »

Listen in as Dan Savage blows his top at a misogynistic faggot. It's a…

Listen in as Dan Savage blows his top at a misogynistic faggot. It's a beautiful thing. Also: a bubbly, desperately horny 18-year-old virgin, a "tongue extender," and an obnoxious man-hating, fake lesbian. Want to get screamed at by Dan Savage? Simply call 206-201-2720 and leave him a voicemail.

Here are the filthy, filthy questions Dan addresses this week: Cock rings……

Here are the filthy, filthy questions Dan addresses this week: Cock rings… dangerous? Come in the mouth… ick! I want a hands-free orgasm… help! Found evil roommate's porn photo… what to do? Landlines, people! Landlines! C'mon, you can call from work… 206-201-2720.

The show, in a nutshell: She's sneakin' cigs and he doesn't…

The show, in a nutshell: She's sneakin' cigs and he doesn't like it ONE LITTLE BIT! She's Catholic and bisexual; should she come out? His buddy likes to date 17-year-old girls. Does he need to be slapped? Dan chats with Seattle dominatrix Mistress Matisse about legalizing prostitution. Want to cry on Dan's shoulder? Call from … Read More »

This week's questions: I wanna swing with my buddies! A lady of low…

This week's questions: I wanna swing with my buddies! A lady of low libido On saying "No." A junkie's got his stuff. To record a question for Dan to answer, call 206-201-2720. Leave a phone number if you'd like Dan to interview you for the podcast.

This week Dan speaks with and about indulgent ladies. Bless them. The…

This week Dan speaks with and about indulgent ladies. Bless them. The callers: Can't cum, but his abs are hot. He likes and insists on anal. She, not so much. How to LOVE her without SMOTHERING her. And how to get on a podcast. I met him online, and he seems a little sketchy…I know! … Read More »

Warning: Dan Savage gets MEAN. Listen to the carnage. This week's…

Warning: Dan Savage gets MEAN. Listen to the carnage. This week's questions: Let's Talk About Babies Cuckolding Protocol My Copulation Friend Gettin' with the Friend's Ex And! Sick of the theme music? Can you do better? Compose some and send it to podcasts@thestranger.com. To record a question for Dan, call 206-201-2720.

This week's show is sooooo gay. Dan ponders these issues: My Relative…

This week's show is sooooo gay. Dan ponders these issues: My Relative is a homo—how do I talk to him? Anal sex sans santorum: How to avoid the frothy mix. Gag reflex: She cuts her food into tiny pieces. Is this really necessary? Three way, his way: Can a relationship work with a third wheel … Read More »

Listen in as Dan Savage, America's Sweetheart, attends to the ills of…

Listen in as Dan Savage, America's Sweetheart, attends to the ills of the lovelorn. This week's unfortunates: "Pushy Boyfriend." Is it his culture, or is he a big creep? "Apologies." He loved her once. Now she's marrying his best friend. But they're already in couples counseling! Should he apologize for warning his best friend not … Read More »

Here are the provocative titles of the questions Dan answers in this…

Here are the provocative titles of the questions Dan answers in this episode: "Inorgasmic in Ohio" "The No Masturbation Experiment" "A Fellow who Likes to Trick Women" "Skin Suit" Anything making you nervous? Tune in. Want to make us nervous? 206-201-2720.

Happy New Year everyone. Dan starts out 2007 by addressing the following…

Happy New Year everyone. Dan starts out 2007 by addressing the following interest-whetting topics: Toxic sex toys Curvy penises Differing sex drives More advice to combat UTIs and the At-Risk Tech Savvy Youth™ Sometimes, the risk is palpable. Would you like to pile on? 206-201-2720 is the number to call.