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Savage Lovecast Archives for 2008

Happy New Year, perverts. On this week's episode, a medical…

Happy New Year, perverts. On this week's episode, a medical fetishist's maiden voyage, an S&M player with small-town troubles, new lovers who feel terribly awkward that they were once friends. Plus, a caller profusely thanks Dan Savage for breaking up her marriage, a man is too scared of venereal disease to kiss his lady, and … Read More »

The birth of Christ doesn't stop us from dishing out a show chock-full…

The birth of Christ doesn't stop us from dishing out a show chock-full of topics like toe-sucking, sexual loss of bowel control, and sticking metal rods up the penis. Happy holidays, perverts. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

A 70-year-old man finds himself addicted to the expensive charms of a…

A 70-year-old man finds himself addicted to the expensive charms of a "financial dominatrix." A woman's husband can't be bothered to use the vibrator that sends her over the moon. A kinky couple can't be bothered to take the time to do the BDSM that gets them both off. Hmmm. The gift of ho: The … Read More »

Drunken hookups are so wonderful when you’re drunk.

Drunken hookups are so wonderful when you’re drunk. How can you keep up the casual sex sans alcohol? Mother, here’s my wife… now meet our girlfriend. Please pass the turkey. A young man recalls a bad party one year ago, when his friend had sex with an unconscious woman. Was it rape? Can they still … Read More »

On this week's Savage Lovecast: A man is jealous of his wife's…

On this week's Savage Lovecast: A man is jealous of his wife's wild past (things like having sex in the back of a police car). A woman discovers that her father is gay. Should she let him know she knows? Over Christmas? And: Is pee-hole fucking real? Is it safe? Is it fun? And more, … Read More »

Pubes removal. What's a girl who dislikes shaving, Nair, plucking, and…

Pubes removal. What's a girl who dislikes shaving, Nair, plucking, and waxing–and can’t afford laser–to do? Latex and latkes. A young man was attracted to his raincoat as a child; now he likes latex on ladies. As for the latkes, you'll have to listen to find out how this relates. A very GGG lady knows … Read More »

Jesus had two daddies… Get ready for a very ranty, very political, very…

Jesus had two daddies… Get ready for a very ranty, very political, very gay-marriage-obsessed show. Need a pep talk? Listen in. Also: smelly dick piercings, orgasmus interruptus, and spunk overload. You can add to this sweltering brew. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

A woman's Brazilian boyfriend tells her that if she got fat it would be…

A woman's Brazilian boyfriend tells her that if she got fat it would be a deal breaker. Should his deal breaker be a deal breaker for her? A father frets that the rainbow "keep on truckin'" bear his wife bought for their daughter might be rife with gay meaning. How do you talk to your … Read More »

A very hot personal trainer can't understand why he keeps getting…

A very hot personal trainer can't understand why he keeps getting objectified. His girlfriend says she doesn't like getting licked off. What up? A Texan man gushes like an oil field when he comes. How can he reduce his volume? Last night his girlfriend went off with another man at a party. Is it wise … Read More »

Cantaloupes: orb of pleasure or deadly danger? A 21-year-old college student…

Cantaloupes: orb of pleasure or deadly danger? A 21-year-old college student is dating a 17-year-old. But she is SO IMMATURE. A GGG gal is dating a virgin man who dreams of getting shrunk and squished like a bug. And so much more. Call 206-201-2720 with your question. And vote for Obama, K? This episode was … Read More »

What's a good, giving, and game gal to do when her anal-loving…

What's a good, giving, and game gal to do when her anal-loving hubby's dick is too thick? A formerly single lady now finds herself feeling clingy and wracked with abandonment issues. A bisexual man just came out to his boyfriend and faces a world of trouble. A woman dating an engaged, bisexual, cross-dressing father needs … Read More »

A serial monogamist wonders if he's addicted to girls. A young…

A serial monogamist wonders if he's addicted to girls. A young lady's mother HATES her boyfriend. But she's paying the BILLS! Is it a bad sign when you and your fiancé are already in couples counseling? If you have nothing but dumb friends, can your dumb friends say the same about you? A charming bisexual … Read More »

In the weepiest call ever, a woman breaks up with her boyfriend rather than…

In the weepiest call ever, a woman breaks up with her boyfriend rather than let him leave his children for her. But he also sounds like a creep. What is the ethically correct thing to do when your friend with benefits falls in love with you? When a man refers to his friends as "buddies," … Read More »

A whole lot of S&M in this one, folks. We've got a piss rapist, a…

A whole lot of S&M in this one, folks. We've got a piss rapist, a reluctant rape fetishist, a bottom learning how to become a top (by popping balloons?), and some discussion of legal issues with S&M. Also, an update from the woman whose boyfriend proposed to her on the podcast–did she accept? Listen up … Read More »

Dan welcomes back his old Savage Love Live radio-show cohost and college…

Dan welcomes back his old Savage Love Live radio-show cohost and college sweetheart Mary Martone for a very special guest appearance. Topics covered: lesbian porn, vibrator dependence, country crotches, friendship drama, and lesbians "of size." 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com

In this very special 100th episode, America's favorite homo Dan Savage…

In this very special 100th episode, America's favorite homo Dan Savage attempts to save the marriages of six straight couples. 206-201-2720 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

A horndog keeps dating ladies who don't want to have sex. Now he's…

A horndog keeps dating ladies who don't want to have sex. Now he's bugging out. A nonorgasmic woman is making a lot of noise during sex, but she's not closing the deal. How can she talk about it with her boyfriend? A gay man with a cute voice freaks out and clams up when faced … Read More »

A boyfriend who wants to be kicked in the balls, an exhibitionist neighbor,…

A boyfriend who wants to be kicked in the balls, an exhibitionist neighbor, a stalker, and a cheating uncle all await you on Dan Savage's beloved call-in sex advice podcast. Won't you join in? 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com

Two tales of parental meddling: A woman is in a happily open relationship…

Two tales of parental meddling: A woman is in a happily open relationship with her boyfriend. But her parents don't know they're both free to see other people. What happens when her dad catches the boyfriend courting another lady? Another woman is in a blissful relationship with a man 20 years her senior. But her … Read More »

It's the medical episode! Somehow Dan conned his long-suffering medical…

It's the medical episode! Somehow Dan conned his long-suffering medical expert from the University of Washington to answer your questions. Questions such as "Can I freeze my nipple off?" Some choice quotes: "Drinking menstrual blood is kind of yucky, Dan." "Antidepressants definitely can affect your 'orgasmia.'" Have YOU ever used the word "orgasmia?" You should… … Read More »

The nuclear option: A man is threatening to tell his girlfriend's…

The nuclear option: A man is threatening to tell his girlfriend's controlling family all about their sex life if they won't stop meddling. But who's controlling whom? "I can't talk to his penis." A submissive has been commanded to speak worshipfully to her master's dick. But the thought just makes her giggle. A gay man's … Read More »

Jiminy Crickets! A man's unconventional masturbation style has his…

Jiminy Crickets! A man's unconventional masturbation style has his girlfriend rather concerned. Will it result in the dreaded Death Grip Syndrome? An adopted teen wonders what's up with all the fat lesbians. Two POVs on shaving. One man's hair hang-up is another man's treasure. Pocket Pussies: Disturbing? Disgusting? Or just another sex-toy fact of life? … Read More »

We open the show with a couple of cute fellas who just can't seem to…

We open the show with a couple of cute fellas who just can't seem to meet people, despite their scorching hot looks and charming personalities. Does scat reduce (or increase) life expectancy? She's digging him. He's digging her. But she wants kids and he hates kids. What does their future hold? Cuckoo for cuckolding: Enter … Read More »

This week on the Savage Lovecast, must a man follow his girlfriend to a…

This week on the Savage Lovecast, must a man follow his girlfriend to a shitty city so she can go to grad school? A gay man wants to get double penetrated. He is also a barebacking enthusiast. Any health issues on the horizon? Proof of the existence of karma: A woman who used to poke … Read More »

This week on the Savage Lovecast, Dan always tells couples to wait until…

This week on the Savage Lovecast, Dan always tells couples to wait until they're older to get married. But what if they want to have children? That bio clock keeps on ticking… A lesbian and her girlfriend know they must part in a year when she will go off to another town. How can they … Read More »

Down there hair: Must we remove it? Bad date: After a woman endures a…

Down there hair: Must we remove it? Bad date: After a woman endures a super-creepy date, the fellow is still trying to contact her and pries her friends for info about her. How can she get rid of him? Is there something she should have done differently to give him the message? Unhappy endings? A … Read More »

The 34-year-old Dan Savage tackles the following questions: If you're…

The 34-year-old Dan Savage tackles the following questions: If you're into older guys, will you always be into older guys? Like even when you're old? And is there anything wrong with that? What's so very wrong with young people getting married, anyway? How can a lesbian swirling in lesbian psychodrama develop a bionic bullshit detector? … Read More »

Blood and Sugar: Today's episode spans many topics, including ladies…

Blood and Sugar: Today's episode spans many topics, including ladies who get compensated for their sweet time. One caller is falling in love with her sugar daddy. Another caller has a fuck buddy who has suggested that he pay her for her services; how much should she charge? A fit gay man has fantasies of … Read More »

How can a 21-year-old straight college student meet girls who will indulge…

How can a 21-year-old straight college student meet girls who will indulge his desire to be forced to clean their houses? After a rancorous break-up, she wants the sex tape that they made together returned to her. Who should own this precious memory? A recently dumped gay man wants to know how to make one … Read More »

Lesbian Poly Drama: She stole her best friend's wife. How can she get…

Lesbian Poly Drama: She stole her best friend's wife. How can she get rid of all that pesky guilt? Cheaters: One man in a four-year relationship wants to cheat because the sex is dull. Another fella got busted cheating and wonders how to negotiate an open relationship next time. Ah, to be a young gay … Read More »

He thinks he's a 61-year-old sex machine; she just likes the money he…

He thinks he's a 61-year-old sex machine; she just likes the money he pays her. Should she keep pretending to enjoy the oral sex her sugar daddy insists on giving her? • Clark Kent: Hear the charming but confusing tale of a couple who maintain both a real and online relationship with each other. • … Read More »

Join Dan Savage and guest star Cory Silverberg in a very special…

Join Dan Savage and guest star Cory Silverberg in a very special sex-with-disabilities episode of the Savage Lovecast. Also, a follow-up call from the French major house of drama. And an awful lot more. Call 206-201-2720 to get on the show. This podcast is brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of … Read More »

A former call girl is dating a conservative man. Should she tell him about…

A former call girl is dating a conservative man. Should she tell him about her history with "compensated dating?" If you are a straight man, what is the polite way to reject a gay man? A woman who has been faking orgasms with her boyfriend wonders if she should tell him the truth now that … Read More »

My, what a fabulously GAY show we have for you this week.

My, what a fabulously GAY show we have for you this week. First, a woman notices that though normally heterosexual, she tends to go gay at certain times during her menstrual cycle. Spooky. A GGG gay man would like to indulge his lover's piss fetish, but wants to make sure it's safe first. A man … Read More »

In a house full of college intrigue, the caller's roommate has invited…

In a house full of college intrigue, the caller's roommate has invited his French mistress to come visit. Should the roommate bother telling his American girlfriend ahead of time? A self-described self-destructive lesbian wonders how she can lure some emotionally healthy ladies into her life. A straight man was perusing porn when he discovered some … Read More »

Today's Savage Lovecast features a lot of fellas who need fixin'….

Today's Savage Lovecast features a lot of fellas who need fixin'. Go Down, Young Man: A woman's boyfriend won't go there. Should she school him or tolerate his refusal to give head? Piece of Shit?: He cheated on his girlfriend by chatting up "ladies" on the internets. His girlfriend found out and dumped him. Is … Read More »

He's back! A married man is having an affair: Does this make him a…

He's back! A married man is having an affair: Does this make him a shit? Another married man is so horny he's "going bananas!" A lesbian ruminates on sagging balls and a gay man is pissed when fag hags get in his way. This and so much more on Dan's triumphant return. Give us a … Read More »

Dan's off this week, so we dug up this goodie from last October….

Dan's off this week, so we dug up this goodie from last October. Perhaps you remember the morality tale of the lady who fucked her concierge? How about sex with a marijuana enthusiast? How can you get back into the pants of a recently traumatized sexual-assault victim? And the nasty, brutish behavior of a woman's … Read More »

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a female-to-male tranny who’s not sure how…

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a female-to-male tranny who’s not sure how to use the men’s bathroom, a father discovers his 4- and 5-year-old children doing a little nighttime touching, a drug thief, a shitstorm drunk, and so much more. Call us at 206-201-2720.

It's a fag-hag bonanza! We were flooded with calls from fags, their…

It's a fag-hag bonanza! We were flooded with calls from fags, their hags, and tales from the heart of this twisted, tender relationship. Call 206-201-2720 with your sex and relationship advice questions about anything BUT fag hags, because we are SO done.

The perfect couple: A master snooper is paired up with a chronic cheater….

The perfect couple: A master snooper is paired up with a chronic cheater. What could be better? A straight man freshly out of a relationship has found a hottie who wants to get it on. But he always seems to find an excuse to get out of it. Is he listening to a chickenshit voice … Read More »

A straight woman with a high libido is stuck with a man who feels that there…

A straight woman with a high libido is stuck with a man who feels that there are better things to do than have sex. DTMFA? A gay man is stuck with a moocher who would rather surf porn than get a job. DTMFA? With the help of guest expert Soraya Galeas from Planned Parenthood, Dan … Read More »

Time limit: Her boyfriend says he loves her, but he's not "in…

Time limit: Her boyfriend says he loves her, but he's not "in love" with her. How long should she put up with this sort of nonsense? Bitch: If you think your buddy's new girlfriend is a bitch, should you tell him so? What's the etiquette here? Death by dildo: Hear the sordid tale of a … Read More »

Sisterhood is powerful. And so are blowjobs..

Sisterhood is powerful. And so are blowjobs. A caller explains to Dan and all female listeners that a blowjob bestows tremendous power on the blower over the blowed. Lutheran jailbait: A teenage, "very, very Lutheran" girl living with her parents wonders whether she should tell them about her attraction to older men? A crossdressing man … Read More »

A married man is aggressively hitting on a kinky bi lady; she thinks…

A married man is aggressively hitting on a kinky bi lady; she thinks he's a jerk, but she wouldn't mind fucking his wife while he watches. • Confused straight people: One lady fantasizes about women, and only dates boys whom she can dress up like girls. Another fellow is "interested in fellatio." He finds the … Read More »

A gay man went camping to heal his broken heart. He ended up fucking the…

A gay man went camping to heal his broken heart. He ended up fucking the forest ranger. But it turns out Ranger Rick is already friends with the caller's ex. Who's got dibs? A bi lady and her partner share the same fetish. But they only do the kinky stuff once every six months. Why … Read More »

The great porn debate: Does it harm women? Can it be produced ethically? • A…

The great porn debate: Does it harm women? Can it be produced ethically? • A man has been monitoring his 14-year-old’s online activity. Guess what! She’s having sex and drinking! Now what the hell should he do? • A man is in love with his sweetheart, but her friend is attempting to undermine the relationship. … Read More »

An ex-punker and a Jesus-lovin' jock have earth-shattering sex, but…

An ex-punker and a Jesus-lovin' jock have earth-shattering sex, but that's about it. Can their relationship survive based on sex alone? Shit in the mouth: Safe? Sexy? A real, live grammar fetishist calls and reads off some of her favorite words. After hearing tales of violence as a result of the drug trade in Mexico, … Read More »

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a potpourri of problems only Dan can…

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a potpourri of problems only Dan can solve. A gay man just got dumped and he's a miserable wretch: How do you get better after a breakup? Me so horny, you so ugly: A young, newly single hottie is hornier than ever, but everyone she could get with seems … Read More »

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a couple of tearjerkers. A woman discovers…

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a couple of tearjerkers. A woman discovers her boyfriend's computer is riddled with homemade porn of his many ex-girlfriends. Another woman discovers her boyfriend of three years is gay, gay, gay. Yet another woman can only have great sex when she's blotto drunk. Sad, right? On the lighter side, … Read More »