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Savage Lovecast Archives for 2012

Well, well, well. What heartwarming tales have we to share on our very…

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Well, well, well. What heartwarming tales have we to share on our very special Christmas Lovecast? Why, here’s one about the crippling guilt and shame a woman can’t shake from her promiscuous past. And look! A lad who snooped on his twin brother’s phone discovered naked pictures of his ex-girlfriend! And here we have a … Read More »

There’s a lot of cheating in this episode. Through the miracle of audio,…

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There’s a lot of cheating in this episode. Through the miracle of audio, you’ll experience the world through the eyes of a former cheater, an aspiring temptress and the judgmental sister of a home-wrecker.  And just to make sure you feel some feelings, Dan’s rant is about guns. And there’s a self-loathing pedophile in here … Read More »

Is there reasonable etiquette regarding the casual eating of pussy?

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Is there reasonable etiquette regarding the casual eating of pussy? A man refuses to go down on ladies he doesn’t know well. Does this make him an asshole?  When she was 14, she made up a violent rape and milked the lie for drama to her boyfriend at the time. Now they are friends and … Read More »

Lesbians! Have you noticed that wherever you go you run into your lover’s ex…

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Lesbians! Have you noticed that wherever you go you run into your lover’s ex and your friends are all the same and there’s only one lesbian bar in town? Thought so.  The continuum of culpability; when is infidelity a misdemeanor and when is it a felony?  When underpants = biohazard: A frolicsome lass had a … Read More »

A bride-to-be faces a problematic wedding guest list. Should she invite her…

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A bride-to-be faces a problematic wedding guest list. Should she invite her gaggle of gay friends and let them commingle with her conservative, bigoted relatives and coworkers? Hear the complicated tale of the not-quite-out lesbian and her chattering godmother. Your fetish! It is impossible! Simply impossible! Sometimes they really are. 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought … Read More »

A man receives a mysterious image of a woman’s pregnant belly, accompanied…

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A man receives a mysterious image of a woman’s pregnant belly, accompanied by a simple message telling him he’s the father. Does he have the right to ask for proof? A conversation with Jillian Keenan, whose article in the New York Times explores her obsession with spankings and how she learned to “come out” about … Read More »

Cock blocked! A man’s friend did his best to steal the girl. How can the…

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Cock blocked! A man’s friend did his best to steal the girl. How can the caller tell his “buddy” to get lost?  Can Dan Savage prevent a potentially disastrous three-way from occurring?  A man ruined his chances with a lovely lady by getting a little too drunk and getting a little too gropey. How can … Read More »

Hear a nail-bitten, wretched Dan Savage counsel the lovelorn despite a…

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Hear a nail-bitten, wretched Dan Savage counsel the lovelorn despite a wracking flu, and election day jitters. Topics! Coming out at your cousin’s bar mitzvah. Introducing your ugly new boyfriend to your friends. Telling your jerko ex-boyfriend that he got you pregnant.  Don’t worry Abby. The election will be over soon.  206-201-2720 This podcast is … Read More »

Face-eating zombies, infested snacks, and buckets and buckets of blood! It’s…

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Face-eating zombies, infested snacks, and buckets and buckets of blood! It’s the Lovecast Halloween show, featuring true tales of sex-related horror. Plus an interview with Caitlin Doughty of Ask a Mortician. Listen only if you dare.  206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by ExtremeRestraints.com.Go buy something, and be sure to enter GGG500 at checkout. This episode … Read More »

Dad likes to wear women’s clothing. This doesn’t bother his daughter, but…

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Dad likes to wear women’s clothing. This doesn’t bother his daughter, but she doesn’t want to hear much more. (But knowing his dress size might come in handy over the holidays.) When your “straight” friend appears on a gay online dating site, does that mean he’s out?  A gay man loves to huff his boyfriend’s … Read More »

An autistic virgin woman wants to get into the swinging lifestyle. Should…

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An autistic virgin woman wants to get into the swinging lifestyle. Should she get sterilized now, or kick that can down the road? During a fight with his ex-girlfriend, a big man discovered that he likes getting slapped around a bit. How can he let future lovers know this, and get over his shame?  A … Read More »

Paging Miss Manners! A man’s mother detests his wife’s mother so much, that…

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Paging Miss Manners! A man’s mother detests his wife’s mother so much, that she wants to exclude her from the baby shower. How can he tip-toe his way through this field of turds?  A woman very much wants to pursue amorous relations with a hot fireman. But she has insider information suggesting he might be … Read More »

A man’s ex-lover nearly blabs some very personal info about him to the…

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A man’s ex-lover nearly blabs some very personal info about him to the caller’s sister. How much should he now reveal to her? Does he owe his sister the whole story?  A 7-months pregnant lady has never been hornier. And she’s scaring her husband’s dick to death.  A porn watching pastor is scared he’s going … Read More »

Ah, the sex toy double standard. He doesn’t mind her vibrator, but she feels…

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Ah, the sex toy double standard. He doesn’t mind her vibrator, but she feels threatened by his Fleshlight. Is it reasonable to be in favor of gay rights but be against gay marriage for religious reasons? Open marriage: Is it bad for kids? Is there a way to make it work in the long run? … Read More »

This week the Lovecast welcomes Cindy Gallop, creator of…

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This week the Lovecast welcomes Cindy Gallop, creator of MakeLoveNotPorn.com.  Dan and Cindy discuss her project, the effect of pornography on real sex and relationships, and the state of the porn industry, while Dan tries in vain to get a word in.  This one is long, and amazing.  206-201-2720 Today’s episode is brought to you … Read More »

When you’re an 18 year-old homo living in the South, and your mother is a…

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When you’re an 18 year-old homo living in the South, and your mother is a conservative Christian pastor, how on earth do you come out?  Oooooh, how tantalizing! A famous comedian is maybe cheating on his wife based on dubious hearsay!  We all  know that gays should come out as soon as it’s safe for … Read More »

If you knew a gal had an unreciprocated crush on you, would you kiss her on…

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If you knew a gal had an unreciprocated crush on you, would you kiss her on the forehead and cuddle with her, knowing these actions would be misconstrued? Well, would you?? In other news, we got a man who loves to receive blow jobs, but hates to eat pussy.  And, once you switch to anal … Read More »

It’s the One-Minute Wonders show! All questions less than a minute!…

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It’s the One-Minute Wonders show! All questions less than a minute! Fast!  Topics: Prostate massage, kinky punishment, kiss-o-phobes, deep throat breath play, uncut blowjobs, yucky facials, double penetration and so much more.  You can do it too.  206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today … Read More »

Is it stalking if you know where a cute girl works and you just happen…

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Is it stalking if you know where a cute girl works and you just happen to…pop in?  A man’s friend sends him unwanted pictures of his dick. How can the caller tell his pervy friend to knock it off without ruining the friendship? A man snooped and caught his girlfriend cheating with another “bro”. Does … Read More »

Meet the Savages! This week, in deepest, darkest Iowa, Dan sat down with his…

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Meet the Savages! This week, in deepest, darkest Iowa, Dan sat down with his sister and two brothers to discuss strippers, the word “vagina,” and good ol’ fashioned dog-fucking, among other things.  Just like you do with your family, right?  206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by ExtremeRestraints.com. Go buy something and be sure … Read More »

Damaged buttholes? Penis cracking? Molluscum contagiosum? Dr. Vy Chu fears…

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Damaged buttholes? Penis cracking? Molluscum contagiosum? Dr. Vy Chu fears nothing! Hear Dan and the venerable men’s health expert discuss everything under where the sun don’t shine.  And don’t worry ladies. There are some gems in here for you too.  Ask Dan a question: 206-201-2720 Keep it under a minute and it might be aired … Read More »

Isn’t it sad when your kink makes you sad? A woman who likes (and even…

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Isn’t it sad when your kink makes you sad? A woman who likes (and even needs) to be cuckolded wishes her kink wasn’t all about her own humiliation.  In another call of cuckolding weirdness, a woman’s boyfriend wants her to sleep with her fuck-buddy while he hides in the closet and watches. Should she keep … Read More »

We’re back! And what did we come back to? Online dishonesty, webcam…

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We’re back! And what did we come back to? Online dishonesty, webcam addiction, and incest paranoia.  Ah, you people. It’s nice to be home. 206-201-2720 Today’s episode is brought to you by the magical Stack Soap. Stack Soap allows you to merge your old soap slivers into a brand-new bar that lasts forever. You get … Read More »

A man’s boyfriend’s super-hot ex-lover is coming back to town. Should he…

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A man’s boyfriend’s super-hot ex-lover is coming back to town. Should he feel jealous and insecure when they go out for drinks, or start scheming to make a three-way happen?  A man got dumped by his girlfriend. He demanded that she submit an explanation in writing. For some reason, she hasn’t done this yet. Any … Read More »

A most magnanimous woman is married to a man who likes trans women. Instead…

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A most magnanimous woman is married to a man who likes trans women. Instead of buying her an anniversary present, he bought himself time with a trans dominatrix. She wants to forgive.  A kinky widow is falling for a trans woman. But she isn’t used to the staring and general hostility toward trans people. How … Read More »

Do you know what a “‘bater” is? A ‘bater only wants to masturbate. No sex….

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Do you know what a “‘bater” is? A ‘bater only wants to masturbate. No sex. Now, now would a relationship between a ‘bater and a sex-loving fella work out, you think?  A bride-to-be enlists Dan’s advice on how to bring her rape fantasy to life on their honeymoon.  A woman has sex-crippling vaginal pain. Dan … Read More »

This week, we present a live recording of the Savage Lovecast. We recorded…

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This week, we present a live recording of the Savage Lovecast. We recorded the fundraiser show in Seattle at the Neptune Theatre, along with musical guests Garfunkel and Oates and a special appearance by Washington State senator Ed Murray.   And the usual topics were covered: auto-fellatio, giving vibrators as gifts, sex with ducks. Ho … Read More »

Naughty butt plug! Why must you fly out of my bottom?! A lesbian has a male…

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Naughty butt plug! Why must you fly out of my bottom?! A lesbian has a male best friend—her “dyke Mike.” But this gentleman has been sending her rambling missives of a highly sexual nature. Is it the pain medication he’s currently on, or does she need to tell him to keep his horny thoughts to … Read More »

Isn’t it sad when a lady can’t come? Hear two tales of ladies who can’t come…

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Isn’t it sad when a lady can’t come? Hear two tales of ladies who can’t come with another person involved, and Dan’s elegant solutions.  You know what else is sad? When a man can’t get horny. That’s sad. Maybe he just needs rest and a sandwich.  “But how do mangos fit into all of this?” … Read More »

Ugh! She’s so BORED. Bored of tying up her boyfriend and having sex with…

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Ugh! She’s so BORED. Bored of tying up her boyfriend and having sex with another woman. Bored with calling him a “little bitch.” The real problem is that he won’t lift a finger to give her what she wants. It just goes to show that when you’re into vanilla, kinky sex can be dull, dull, … Read More »

Gentle listeners: Are you sitting down?

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Gentle listeners: Are you sitting down? Now that you and Dan have been communing lo these past six years, he feels that he can trust you enough to share a little secret. We won’t say what it is here, but it involves his butt.   A straight girl feels like a prying fool for asking … Read More »

Dan advises a recovering alcoholic on how to let people know why he’s…

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Dan advises a recovering alcoholic on how to let people know why he’s drinking ginger ale in the bar without causing the date to come to a screeching halt. Is it better to admit that you’ve been dumped or keep on circling around trying to seek “closure”? Hey, cute, flirty straight boys! Why do you … Read More »

A woman gets paid to dress up like a superhero and roll around in bed….

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A woman gets paid to dress up like a superhero and roll around in bed. Nothing sexual. Is she obligated to tell her boyfriend about this revenue stream? A 40-year-old man is dating a 20-year-old man who was a friend of his kids from a previous marriage. Is it just one of love’s many whims … Read More »

How do you hit on someone with Aspergers? This week on the Savage Lovecast,…

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How do you hit on someone with Aspergers? This week on the Savage Lovecast, Dan speaks with Maxine Aston, author and relationship counselor who specializes in relationships and Aspergers Syndrome. Find her at www.maxineaston.co.uk Also, supporting sissy sons, kinky glitter and the damage that youthful experimentation can do.  Confidential to everyone who lost your virginity … Read More »

Bisexuals! Grab your pitchforks and fire up those torches. This show is all…

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Bisexuals! Grab your pitchforks and fire up those torches. This show is all about you.  Also, does a BJ get you into the Mile High Club?  A man who will be staying with his sister-in-law for a few months wonders if he needs to keep his carnal relations inaudible.  Shhhhhhh!  206-201-2720 Neal Boulton is over … Read More »

Dan counsels a very GGG woman on how she can lovingly kick her boyfriend in…

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Dan counsels a very GGG woman on how she can lovingly kick her boyfriend in the nuts.   Rape scenarios are tricky, aren’t they? You have to plan and communicate clearly, or you might end up in jail. But does it kill the sexy to say, “Okay, honey, I’ll rape you next Tuesday”?   And … Read More »

A gay man is being stalked by a sexually aggressive woman… in his…

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A gay man is being stalked by a sexually aggressive woman… in his DREAMS. Another man is being stalked by an actual lady in a waking nightmare. Also, serious conversations about domestic violence and confronting politicians with little knit tchotchkes.   Call us with your quandaries. 206-201-2720   Knit those lady bits! Check out Government … Read More »

Dan welcomes his old MTV tour wife, the ever-gigglin’ Lucy to talk about…

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Dan welcomes his old MTV tour wife, the ever-gigglin’ Lucy to talk about getting dumped, gender queers and furry pride.  Let Lucy’s infectious merriment fill your heart with love.  206-201-2720 Today’s episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com. Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter “Savage” at checkout. This episode is brought to … Read More »

How can a chronically adulterous lass embark on an open relationship when…

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How can a chronically adulterous lass embark on an open relationship when she is also chronically jealous?  When he was a youth, he and his cousin used to play strip poker. Now the cousin is all grown up, a born again Christian, and pissed. Should make for an awkward family gathering, yes?  A woman is … Read More »

When lesbians flirt: What is a red-blooded lad to think when his lesbian pal…

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When lesbians flirt: What is a red-blooded lad to think when his lesbian pal makes goo-goo eyes at him?  Are parents today too sex-positive? Dan and sex educator Amy Lang talk about water sports among 3-year-olds and a bad place to put Legos.  And more.  206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by ExtremeRestraints.com. Go … Read More »

Introducing… the Panty Bandit! Coming to a bed near you?  A…

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Introducing… the Panty Bandit! Coming to a bed near you?  A woman is enjoying a friends-with-benefits relationship. But the lad always bolts out of bed postcoitus without so much as a quick kiss good-bye. Would a little cuddling kill him?  A woman’s boyfriend admits that he isn’t sexually attracted to women. He’s exclusively attracted to … Read More »

We begin our podcast with arguably the sleaziest caller we’ve ever…

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We begin our podcast with arguably the sleaziest caller we’ve ever encountered. It really has to be heard to be believed.  How can you help a friend when she’s hung up on a psycho?  To aid a man who’s wife has no libido whatsoever, Dan enlists the help of human sexuality expert, scientist, author and … Read More »

Yet another snooping girlfriend finds a cache of straight anal porn on her…

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Yet another snooping girlfriend finds a cache of straight anal porn on her boyfriend’s computer. Does this mean he should try sleeping with men?   Poor babysitter: The 5-year-old she was taking care of accidentally watched some homemade porn starring… her parents! How can the babysitter mitigate the damage?   And, is it possible to … Read More »

A lesbian’s partner shows her love by paying for everything. Unfortunately,…

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A lesbian’s partner shows her love by paying for everything. Unfortunately, she’s kind of a jerk otherwise.  A man can’t please his lady in bed unless he’s blasted drunk. When sober, he worries that she’s too tender and shy for the rough treatment she likes.  The mother of a little person is worried about all … Read More »

The doctor is IN. Kindly, long-suffering Doctor Barak is back to answer your…

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The doctor is IN. Kindly, long-suffering Doctor Barak is back to answer your medical questions and submit to Dan’s unique brand of torture. Dan and Doc discuss smoking weed while pregnant, herbal abortions, torn penises, and more. Some choice lines to listen for: “We aren’t running out of Jamaicans” and “Grab the babies and run.” … Read More »

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a topless maid agonizes over her role in…

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This week on the Savage Lovecast, a topless maid agonizes over her role in the aiding and abetting of infidelity. A man’s sister employs a nanny. The nanny is hot. Should he shtup the nanny? And hear Dan’s timeless Valentine’s Day advice. Hint: It holds true on other days of the year, too. 206-201-2720   … Read More »

Swoon! It’s Ira Glass, off his perch at This American Life, to join Dan in…

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Swoon! It’s Ira Glass, off his perch at This American Life, to join Dan in dispensing both sex advice and fart jokes.  It’s Ira as you’ve never heard him before… Don’t miss this one. 206-201-2720     This podcast is brought to you by ExtremeRestraints.com. Go buy something and be sure to enter GGG  at … Read More »

We’ve been getting lots of calls about losing one’s virginity. Dan addresses…

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We’ve been getting lots of calls about losing one’s virginity. Dan addresses a couple of them. Hey, 17-year-old boy: The tech-savvy at-risk youth would very much like to go back in time and lose our virginity to you. A man catches a lot of heat for being attracted to large women, so he dates thin … Read More »

A newly employed dishwasher wants to have sex with both of his bosses…

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A newly employed dishwasher wants to have sex with both of his bosses because he suspects they may be swingers. Is this a wise course of action?  Dan discusses the intricate financial and marketing strategies of selling your used underpants. Everybody worries about coming out to their parents, but what about grandparents? Here’s a big … Read More »

If your lady has a dream about being penetrated by five dicks, does that…

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If your lady has a dream about being penetrated by five dicks, does that mean she actually wants to be penetrated by five dicks? Have you ever masturbated for a pretty lady on Chatroulette? Well, here’s a man with a pretty face who looks a lot like a lady. Perhaps you’ve already met. And for … Read More »

Dan speaks with Dr. James Cantor, professor of Psychiatry at the University…

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Dan speaks with Dr. James Cantor, professor of Psychiatry at the University of Toronto, about pedophilia. What the hell can be done?  Also, Science weighs in on the mysterious case of the mushroom in the jizz.  Happy New Year.  206-201-2720 Today’s episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com. Get 50 percent off almost any item when … Read More »