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Savage Lovecast Archives for 2011

It’s the long-anticipated holiday horror show!  We asked for your tales…

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It’s the long-anticipated holiday horror show!  We asked for your tales of holiday lovin’ gone wrong, and you delivered in force. You’ll hear some freaky shit, a cautionary tale or two, and even some holiday gift ideas!!! Thanks for calling, listening, and sticking with us all these years.  206-201-2720 Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

Dan speaks with cancer physician and researcher Dr. Ted Teknos about the…

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Dan speaks with cancer physician and researcher Dr. Ted Teknos about the HPV vaccine.  A GGG married woman acts out a cuckolding fantasy for her husband, and discovers that she likes it an awful lot. He- not so much. Can she make it work, or is it doomed to be a failed experiment? And finally, … Read More »

She received some flowers from her ex for her birthday. Does her current…

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She received some flowers from her ex for her birthday. Does her current boyfriend have the right to freak the fuck out?  A woman wants to be splashed with her husband’s semen, and have the semen be “live.” How can they store jizz so that it remains potent? Like Santa Claus, she makes a list. … Read More »

It’s Lucy’s last show. Hats off to Dan’s brave, plucky assistant. Small…

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It’s Lucy’s last show. Hats off to Dan’s brave, plucky assistant. Small hands- big heart.  The calls! Wood. He shows it and grows it at the earliest opportunity. Is this a turn-off or something to cultivate?  A woman discovers her boyfriend has stashed away some women’s underpants. They’re definitely not hers…is this a problem?  A … Read More »

Dan converses with a former rent boy, and you get to listen in. Should a man…

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Dan converses with a former rent boy, and you get to listen in. Should a man with a jealousy problem date his neighbor who happens to be a stripper?  Gather round, listeners, and hear the spooky tale of the lover who still carries a torch for his dead mother. And other oddities. 206-201-2720   Today’s … Read More »

Lucy is back to help Dan navigate his way through questions about dicks…

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Lucy is back to help Dan navigate his way through questions about dicks snapping right off, living with sex addiction, and a triad of soft weenies.  Happy Thanksgiving, one and all.  206-201-2720 Today’s episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com. Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter “Savage” at checkout. Comment on this … Read More »

Poor, lonely Dan, broadcasting from an empty hotel room, finds it in his…

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Poor, lonely Dan, broadcasting from an empty hotel room, finds it in his heart to advise a pee-shy watersports fetishist, an insecure autofellator, and a couple of sisters who both humped their cousin. All this before room service. (But don’t worry! No on-air eating!) 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a … Read More »

Baby? I know we don’t know each other all that well, but I dig you so much…

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Baby? I know we don’t know each other all that well, but I dig you so much that I want you to sleep with another man. Ok? Is it true that soon churches will be FORCED to marry same sex couples or lose their delicious tax exemption??? A woman who hasn’t had sex for years … Read More »

A woman is in an unacknowledged fuck-buddy situation. He calls her up to…

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A woman is in an unacknowledged fuck-buddy situation. He calls her up to “watch a movie or something,” and then they have sex. But he always seems to call her when she’s on her period… An open-minded mother isn’t worried that her son watches porn. It’s just that she doesn’t like the kind of porn … Read More »

This week, Dan is joined by his animal handler, Lucy! Lucy can answer…

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This week, Dan is joined by his animal handler, Lucy! Lucy can answer questions about shit skid marks left on couches, cheating lying girlfriends, jerk dom creeps AND do Dan’s laundry with a smile. She is truly a wonder. Call us with your questions. 206-201-2720 Today’s episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com. Get 50 … Read More »

Come hear the tale of the woman who wanks like a toddler.

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Come hear the tale of the woman who wanks like a toddler. Remember that boy who got booted out of the Christian singing group “Psalm 100” for being gay? Dan chats him up a bit. How can a fickle bisexual chicken take the plunge and suck some cock already? And more. 206-201-2720 This episode is … Read More »

“No sex before the game!” Is this bit of conventional wisdom wise?

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“No sex before the game!” Is this bit of conventional wisdom wise? A gay man wonders if his date being specifically NOT invited to a family wedding is in any way bigoted. A man and woman are married only in the legal sense. But they still live together and enjoy each other’s company. How do … Read More »

Ladies: How should you react when your boyfriend accuses you of cheating on…

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Ladies: How should you react when your boyfriend accuses you of cheating on him because he can feel that your vagina is looser than he remembers it being? Oh, and he has a really small dick. Do you have man boobs? Maybe you shouldn’t. Do lesbians perform oral sex on strap-ons? DO THEY??? And! Dan … Read More »

Apparently, there is someone more qualified to answer your filthy questions…

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Apparently, there is someone more qualified to answer your filthy questions than Dan Savage. The identity of Dan’s replacement may shock you… A man’s buddy is accused of sexual assault by an acquaintance. The caller is dubious, but pretends to believe her. Should he confront her or lie in order to protect his friend? Is … Read More »

It’s the fairy dust show! Can Dan Savage reach into his man-purse, pull out…

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It’s the fairy dust show! Can Dan Savage reach into his man-purse, pull out a handful of pink fairy dust, sprinkle it all over your sexual problems, and cure you of whatever ails you? No he cannot. 206-201-2720 Today’s episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com. Get 50 percent off almost any item when you … Read More »

This week the Lovecast is honored to welcome Dr. Anna Kaminski, medical…

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This week the Lovecast is honored to welcome Dr. Anna Kaminski, medical director from Planned Parenthood. Hats off, everyone. Dan and Anna discuss the risks of herpes, chlamydia, pre-come, ass-licking and other deep medical topics. Anna quotes from scientific studies and Dan makes repulsive off-color jokes. What’s not to like? Call us up: 206-201-2720 Today’s … Read More »

The Savage Lovecast is delighted to welcome Mistress Matisse, Seattle’s…

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The Savage Lovecast is delighted to welcome Mistress Matisse, Seattle’s charming and terrifying dominatrix. Can sadists get it on with other sadists? Is domming a viable career choice? Can the master-slave relationship work when it’s time to do the dishes? All of this and more await you, worm. 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you … Read More »

After a young queer woman came out to her high-school friends, one of them…

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After a young queer woman came out to her high-school friends, one of them utterly rejected her and expressed retroactive squeamishness for all the hugs they ever shared. What a creep. A woman’s gay friend with internalized homophobia disparages other gays and comes on to women when he’s drunk. What a jerk. A young lesbian’s … Read More »

A son is more than a little jealous that his dad has multiple orgasms…

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A son is more than a little jealous that his dad has multiple orgasms, and prays that perhaps it’s genetic? Research scientist and hymen expert Debby Herbenick confirms that *spoiler alert* the hymen does indeed exist. You think you got it bad? At least YOU have a rectum… And more. 206-201-2720 Today’s episode is brought … Read More »

A woman who enjoys vanilla sex feels discriminated against by her kinky,…

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A woman who enjoys vanilla sex feels discriminated against by her kinky, poly posse. A man recently home from Iraq doesn’t know how to speak gently to the ladies anymore. And hear the tale of Mike’s friend’s wife’s nipples and the trouble they’re bringing to his relationship. Naughty nipples! 206-201-2720 Sex at Dawn is now … Read More »

Gentle listeners of the podcast, it pains us to have to remind you to TEND…

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Gentle listeners of the podcast, it pains us to have to remind you to TEND TO YOUR UNICORN. In other words, if you have secured a lovely lady who is willing to be the third in your three-way, you are obligated to do her the courtesy of providing her with an ORGASM. Jesus Christ, people. … Read More »

What is the proper etiquette when you are offered $20 on the street to…

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What is the proper etiquette when you are offered $20 on the street to perform a sex act? A female sex worker in a new relationship wants to leave the life. Her boyfriend wants her to leave the life. But the money is so damn good! Can she ask him to support her while she … Read More »

The open-minded father of a 14-year-old lesbian wonders if he should allow…

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The open-minded father of a 14-year-old lesbian wonders if he should allow her to have sleepovers with her girlfriend. Dan’s position on the Mormon poly lifestyle… revealed! Is it intolerable to dump your boyfriend right when he’s about to go into surgery? And more ethical dilemmas. 206-201-2720 Comment on what you heard here at thestranger.com/lovecast … Read More »

A meddling, deluded mother changes the relationship status on her gay…

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A meddling, deluded mother changes the relationship status on her gay son’s Facebook page to say he’s interested in women. How can this patient son help his mother through her tantrum phase? A young woman’s 19-year-old cousin is planning on meeting a 42-year-old man she met online. He claims to be in an open relationship. … Read More »

A bi man and his lady enjoyed glorious bi-friendly sex until they had a…

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A bi man and his lady enjoyed glorious bi-friendly sex until they had a baby. Then she demanded an immediate end to his bisexuality for fear he isn’t a good enough role model for their son. Doesn’t that suck? A lesbian and her lady made a commitment to lose weight together. Our heroine has succeeded … Read More »

Dan Savage? What is the connection between homosexuals and unicorns? Can…

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Dan Savage? What is the connection between homosexuals and unicorns? Can a gay man make out with a straight girl? Can he do that?? A woman complains that her boyfriend lays out a mighty sexy scene when he’s texting her, but when it’s time to actually do anything, he can’t deliver. Is this a case … Read More »

Seriously now. What’s the most environmentally friendly way to dispose of…

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Seriously now. What’s the most environmentally friendly way to dispose of your jiz? When encountering a man masturbating under cover of bushes in a public park, is it your responsibility to report him to the authorities? A woman is having mind blowing sex with a chronic liar. Should she just nod and smile and take … Read More »

More rantings about a man named Weiner. Are garter belts inherently sexist,…

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More rantings about a man named Weiner. Are garter belts inherently sexist, and is there a male equivalent? Dan interviews Ogi Ogas, co-author of “A Billion Wicked Thoughts” in which two computational neuroscientists embark on the largest study of sexuality since Kinsey. And more. 206-201-2720 Today’s episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com. Get 50 … Read More »

Is it wrong to contact the subsequent lovers of your lying, cheating,…

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Is it wrong to contact the subsequent lovers of your lying, cheating, abusive ex and compare notes? What if one of the notes is that you have herpes? A closeted lesbian is worried that if she comes out it will impact her parents- pillars in their conservative community. A jealous lover makes his boyfriend write … Read More »

How do you ask your lady if her boobs are the work of god or man? A woman…

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How do you ask your lady if her boobs are the work of god or man? A woman engaged to be married wants to help a gay couple she knows by being a surrogate mother. Her fiancé isn’t having it. Who should prevail? Poppers! Deep fried snack or sex enhancing drug- they’re both nasty. Call … Read More »

Today we are joined by the venerable athiest, science-lovin’, feminist…

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Today we are joined by the venerable athiest, science-lovin’, feminist blogger Jen McCreight who has a thing or two to say about skepticism. She takes Dan to task for his lack of critical thinking while interviewing a recent guest about female ejaculation. So, the calls today are all viewed through the cold, hard prism of … Read More »

This week we are joined by the good doctor Vy Chu- a specialist in gay men’s…

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This week we are joined by the good doctor Vy Chu- a specialist in gay men’s health. So there’s a lot of talk about butts. And balls. 206-201-2720 Today’s episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com. Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter “Savage” at checkout. Today’s episode is brought to you … Read More »

What does a neglectful drunk have to do to win his wife back? A man with…

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What does a neglectful drunk have to do to win his wife back? A man with a doll fetish wonders if his turn-on for the “little girl” look automatically makes him a pedophile. An attractive man with a homely girlfriend wonders if he’s missing out by leaving all the world’s hotties on the table. And … Read More »

Too much information? A woman confides in a friend that she is having an…

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Too much information? A woman confides in a friend that she is having an affair. Now the friend feels on the hook with this unwanted knowledge. Should she tell or clam up? A man and his girlfriend have agreed to embark on an open relationship. But it’s open only for him. She’s not allowed to … Read More »

What happens when you’re turned on by rape fantasies?

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What happens when you’re turned on by rape fantasies and then you actually get raped? Time to find a new fantasy. Marijuana! Is it Viagra for women? A transvestite in Kansas: A college crossdresser finds it hard to meet women who will accept him for who he is. We accept you. Call us at 206-201-2720 … Read More »

A woman is having an affair with a man who is probably gay. Should she help…

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A woman is having an affair with a man who is probably gay. Should she help him to cross the line into homo-land, or butt out and find somebody who digs chicks? A man is dating a gal who is perfect in every way except for one little problem. She is bat-shit, loony tunes crazy. … Read More »

OMG! Don’t you hate it when you go to a gay bar, make out with TWO gay men…

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OMG! Don’t you hate it when you go to a gay bar, make out with TWO gay men (even though you are a woman), and then totally don’t remember it because you were, like, too drunk? How do you tell your on-again, off-again lover that you are suddenly into kink? This includes a bonus anti-choking … Read More »

It’s the one-minute wonder show! All calls less than one minute long! All…

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It’s the one-minute wonder show! All calls less than one minute long! All answers less than one minute long! Why me talking like Hulk? Topics covered: Friends with overgrown bushes, herpes dating sites, more come, less come, loud neighbors, master-slave role-play, icing on boobs and so much more. Call us quickly! 206-201-2720 This episode is … Read More »

When he first met his future wife in college, she was a sex machine. Now…

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When he first met his future wife in college, she was a sex machine. Now their sex life is vanilla and boring. Is it all over for him? Has he missed out? Dan speaks with a staffer for the ACLU, doing the work and opening up a can of whup-ass on bigots and homophobes. A … Read More »

How to engineer the perfect fuck-buddy. She has him somewhat trained. But he…

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How to engineer the perfect fuck-buddy. She has him somewhat trained. But he won’t buy his own condoms, and he won’t switch and let her sub for a while. Can she perfect him? A woman and her husband have agreed to open up their marriage. But what will their friends and neighbors think when the … Read More »

We start the show off with a little wedding drama. The best man turns out to…

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We start the show off with a little wedding drama. The best man turns out to be a skirt-chasing cad. Should the bride & groom boot him out of the wedding or plug their noses and let him stand up? A married man isn’t getting any at home. Can we blame him if he accepts … Read More »

At the age of 22, a married woman is sick of sex with her husband and wants…

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At the age of 22, a married woman is sick of sex with her husband and wants to branch out. Can Dan save her marriage? How can you avoid the typical pitfalls of a friends-with-benefits relationship? After a sadistic lover violated her safe word, a kinky woman is feeling gun-shy about kinky sex. So is … Read More »

Mike Huckabee? You’re not going to like this show one bit. more

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Mike Huckabee? You’re not going to like this show one bit. When friends are dickheads: two tales of nasty pals. One who insults his girlfriend and treats her poorly. Another who writes about his girlfriend on a sex blog against her wishes. Eeesh. She’s young. She’s kinky. She has a high sex drive. And… she … Read More »

A gay man who used to be bullied in high school testifies that when you get…

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A gay man who used to be bullied in high school testifies that when you get older, not only does it get better…it gets interesting. Three tales of porn: A man’s long distance girlfriend forbids him from watching porn. A porn-friendly lady wants more porn, porn made for ladies. And, a man’s boyfriend fucks him … Read More »

A crazy bitch who goes out dancing on a second date with a guy she really…

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A crazy bitch who goes out dancing on a second date with a guy she really likes ends up making out with a completely different guy on the dance floor, and then she worries about being perceived as a "crazy bitch." "I want to do anal right," proclaims a man preparing to pleasure his girlfriend. … Read More »

It's the long-awaited episode with Mistress Matisse! Meet one of the…

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It's the long-awaited episode with Mistress Matisse! Meet one of the few people who can make Dan Savage squirm. Topics covered: a sub who scares her dom's dick; "skin play"; unsexy, unwilling hostage situations; and a lot more. Faggot + dominatrix = delightful rapport. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by www.eXtremeRestraints.com. Go buy … Read More »

Come hear the tale of the lying bisexual who chickened out and denied her…

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Come hear the tale of the lying bisexual who chickened out and denied her bisexuality to a friend. Now she's paying the price. An ex-Mormon teen wants to have some casual hook-ups. But it turns out that you can take the girl out of Utah, but you can't take the Utah out of the girl. … Read More »

This week, Dan brings on Amy Lang—sex educator, author, and a…

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This week, Dan brings on Amy Lang—sex educator, author, and a generally hilarious and charming guest. All of today's calls concern how parents deal with sexuality and how to talk to your kids about sex. Call us at 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com. Get 50 percent off almost any item when … Read More »

A woman who broke up with her boyfriend after one year suffers from ADG…

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A woman who broke up with her boyfriend after one year suffers from ADG (advanced dumper's guilt.) How can she get over it? In what sounds like an after-school special, a high-school couple really want to get it on. But the boy's violin teacher is poisoning the relationship! The drama! Violins! A queer woman wonders … Read More »

New and Improved! Reduce, reuse, recycle. Does this apply to condoms?…

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New and Improved! Reduce, reuse, recycle. Does this apply to condoms? Should a boyfriend be expected to help pay for birth control pills? A rape survivor wonders if she should let her boyfriend engage in "rape play" as a form of therapy. And a lot more Call us at 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to … Read More »

Sorry about the sound quality on some of this, folks. It gets better….

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Sorry about the sound quality on some of this, folks. It gets better. Speaking of! Dan talks with the brilliant Rebecca Drysdale about her nearly perfect song/video to accompany the It Gets Better Project. A woman's ex-lover and current roommate is wacking off in a pair of her old underwear. Just how creeped out should … Read More »

A gay man posted some photos of himself wearing a dress. Now his family is…

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A gay man posted some photos of himself wearing a dress. Now his family is FREAKING OUT. How can he explain that being a little freaky doesn't make him a transexual? Meanwhile, a very game woman is dating a confused cross-dresser. Is he gay? Is he transexual? Dan chats with Helen Boyd- author of "My … Read More »