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Savage Lovecast Archives for 2020

Sex advice from a former Republican operative.

In our opening “sexcess story”, how to turn your tiny quarantine apartment into a home sex-club discotheque. A woman has thoughtfully chosen to not have children. So why do friends and strangers hassle her about this? On the Magnum, Dan goes toe to toe with his (formerly) Republican enemy Tim Miller. Before Miller saw the … Read More »

With Sarah Silverman!

Our opening “sexcess” story features a woman willing to indulge her boyfriend’s drool fetish. A woman has come to understand that her husband has a belly fetish. And she has a lot less belly than she used to… Oh, and guess who’s here! It’s the brilliant Sarah Silverman! She and Dan chat about staying friends … Read More »

Let’s hear it for the pelvic floor! With Dr. Rachel Gelman.

A woman needs a giant wiener to feel satisfied. That’s just how it is. But how can she vet prospective partners ahead of time? How can she tell her current man that his average-sized dick just isn’t big enough? Ah the hypocrisy…a man is turned on by videos aimed at voyeurs, where people don’t know … Read More »

The END OF EVERYTHING. With astrophysicist Dr. Katie Mack.

A woman was listening to an anonymous confessional podcast, and heard her friend talk about being abused as a child. The caller is certain it was her friend, and never knew about the abuse. Should she bring it up? A gay man has a friend group that makes insensitive, cavalier rape jokes. His boyfriend thinks … Read More »

Breakup Bootcamp with Amy Chan

A woman is worried because her boyfriend claims he doesn’t have any kinks. Is he covering something up? HOW CAN HE NOT HAVE ANY KINKS? A straight man enjoys photoshopping the heads of his female friends over naked bodies. He then deletes his masterpieces. Is this wrong? Should he feel bad? On the Magnum, Dan … Read More »

Curvy Girl Dating, with Elle Chase.

A man in his 60s is just like a teenager! But in the wrong way- he comes too soon. How can he resolve his little PE problem? After a man’s girlfriend came out him (drunkenly) as bi, he realized he is bi too! But now he’s jealous of his girlfriend’s female exes that she maintains … Read More »

He’s baaaaack. It’s Dr. Bummer!

Have you ever had to quickly mute yourself on a Zoom meeting because your girlfriend was getting spanked in the other room? Just asking. Dan brings back Lina Dune from Ask a Sub to discuss the ethics of public displays of *kinky* affection. You know, like, leading your slave around by his leash in the … Read More »

Sometimes you have to call a rabbi.

Our opening “sexcess” story features a black light. You people are creative! Dan counsels a gay man whose boyfriend is so closeted and scared of his military father, (this boyfriend lives in his parent’s basement,) that he has to sneak in and out under cover of night. Kind of fun when you’re in high school, … Read More »

Escape from Conversion Therapy Camp!

Our opening covid-era Sexcess story features seniors in a retirement community huffing on ice bongs and getting it on. If they can do it, you can too. A Wiccan druid witchy woman is dating a Christian dude. They let each other be. But when he requests that they do some role playing where she dresses … Read More »

With Political Gabfest’s Emily Bazelon!

A man and his much younger girlfriend decided to seek a unicorn through swinging apps. Her only rule was to set the age limit to women over 30. So, naturally, he went for women in their 20s. What’s the problem?! A queer woman is into being choked. She knows it’s unsafe. Is there any way … Read More »

With disabilities expert Andrew Gurza.

A woman is considering becoming a 24/7 slave for a man in a don’t-ask-don’t-tell relationship with his wife. But maybe he’s just cheating on the wife? How can you be sure? Over a decade ago, a woman was in an abusive relationship. He went too far and they broke up. He has been apologizing ever … Read More »

With Cory Doctorow

A woman’s friend is acting like a damn fool. Again. She plans to travel across the country to meet a man she met online, without even having spoken to him on the phone. Is she getting catfished? Who knows? Should the caller try to talk her gullible, sensitive friend out of this recklessness? An erotic … Read More »

Gigolo please…

A woman would like a gigolo please. Or two. She knows she could score a man for free, but likes the idea of paying for it. Is this possible? How? Whoopsy daisy! A woman was texting her friend about the crippling crush she has on a co-worker, when she realized she was texting the co-worker … Read More »

Is polyamory still cancelled?

Some rando started following a woman on Insta. He confessed that he jerks off to her yoga photos. She told him she would have to charge him a fee for this. He agreed. The question is… how much? A woman Googled her dad. What did she find? She found videos of women in bathing suits. … Read More »

With 24/7 submissive goddess Lina Dune.

A woman is still friendly with her ex-husband. So friendly that she sends him nudes which he pays for. But she just learned that he’s re-married! Is it unethical to continue this naughty exchange? A woman begs Dan to tell her to break up with her emotionally shut-down boyfriend. Dan obliges. Dan chats with 24/7 … Read More »

Ask a Mortician!

A woman was babysitting her neighbor’s 3 year-old daughter. The girl took her clothes off and started touching herself. Should the caller say something to the parents? Is this behavior a red flag for abuse? Or is this just how the 3 year-olds roll? A man with a very girthy penis can’t come without extended … Read More »

With Dr. Jen Gunter of the Vagina Bible

A woman has had a LOT of sex, mostly with men. But she is realizing that she is truly only attracted to women. The problem is, when she talks to a hot woman, she starts stuttering and stammering in terror. How can she grow to be comfortable in her true skin? A man’s girlfriend fantasizes … Read More »

A dick pic study!

A woman’s husband had low testosterone, so he started taking T. But then, he turned into a total asshole! Is this normal? Is this just what testosterone does? A trans woman has not yet had bottom surgery. While she waits, how can she find a woman who would want her as she is now, and … Read More »

Cuckolding with Venus

A woman started dating a transman. But then his personality completely changed. I this just a trans thing? Or a coincidence? A verse dyke working as a nanny in an uptight conservative community can’t find any other lesbians. She’s so horny she would settle for a man. But how can she find someone willing to … Read More »

Sex Addiction, with Dr. David Ley.

Have you ever gone snorkeling…naked? On a long anticipated second date? Hear ALL about it… A woman’s sister is *still* planning her 100 person wedding for this October. Will covid-19 be over by then? Certainly not. So should the caller go to this deathtrap party, or tell her stupid sister to postpone her stupid wedding … Read More »

OK Boomer…

A man’s new boyfriend is really great in every way! Except…he believes in mythical creatures, thinks he has super-powers and that the government is communicating with him through the radio. So, should the caller leave his mentally ill new boyfriend or try to get him some help? Meanwhile, a woman’s sister has started dating a … Read More »

Mistress Velvet COMMANDS you…

Our opening covid-19 “sexcess” story is extra special this week. You will never think of Tollhouse cookies the same way again. Don’t you hate it when your brother-in-law steals your underpants, and uses them to jack off? This little sordid story only gets worse. On the Magnum, meet the dominatrix who forces her clients to … Read More »

Love is Not Tourism

An Irish man has found dating success with his “personal operating manual.” After the second date or so, he slides over a piece of paper delineating his likes and dislikes, in bed and out. It cuts through a lot of clutter, says he. For those of you separated from your loved ones because of travel … Read More »

“Tell Me What You Want” with Dr. Justin Lehmiller.

A man has been with his boyfriend for a year. The boyfriend’s supposedly straight roommate gives intimate hugs and drops obvious homo hints when he’s drunk. The caller doesn’t like him or trust him. Does he have to put up with this? This lady likes a giant, huge, enormous, really big penis. She proposes a … Read More »

Gays and Three-Ways with Jay Jurden.

A young gay man is having a great time with his boyfriend who is 14 years older than him. Can it last? How? On the Magnum, be charmed by comedian Jay Jurden. We were. Jay and Dan talk about gays, three-ways and Catholic guilt, among other things. A woman has a fantasy of being “taken” … Read More »

The Planned Parenthood Show!

Hear the tale of the NB lesbian who snooped and found out that the sex worker they want to hire makes more money than they do, and finds this unacceptable. (Confidential to the caller: you’ll eventually get over the pummeling Dan gives you.) We were so honored to welcome Dr. Erin Berry -regional Medical Director … Read More »

What’s Kansas Got Going For It?

A gay married man faces a choice. He can keep his stable job, if he moves to…Kansas. Dan brings on Kansas State Representative Brandon Woodard to try to sell his state to the caller. At the top of this list of the midwestern state’s redemptive qualities: Kansas is only 3 hours away from everywhere else! … Read More »

The Benefits of Bush.

Thongs! They are so sexy! But when used as a face mask at the hardware store, what then? A woman has been dating a guy for a few months. He has one of those giant penises you have heard about. So there’s that. But he is also saying some troubling, racist and sexist things. So. … Read More »

Stock up on Sex Toys with Erika Moen!

Oh Jesus Mary and Joseph, our opening sex during quarantine story is scorching hot this week, hoo boy. A woman is working from home with her boyfriend. He sets up his computer monitors with one screen always playing Twtich streams with young blonde hotties. Is the caller allowed to be annoyed by this? On the … Read More »

A deep dive into anal hygiene.

At a business meeting, an older, sophisticated gay man gave a presentation with a couple buttons of his jeans undone. Was he sending a message? If so, what? A woman has noticed that men are now wearing wedding rings on BOTH hands. Are they sending a message? If so, what? On the Magnum, it’s a … Read More »

Why does Dr. Barak keep returning to the show?

A remote controlled buttplug? In the bath? This pandemic is getting pretty fun! A woman asks a question that so many of us are also wondering: is it safe to be romantically intimate with someone who has already recovered from covid-19? When? Dan brings on the intrepid Dr. Barak to answer, and as usual hits … Read More »

Kink and race with the mighty BlakSyn.

A married couple in an open relationship used to enjoy glory holes at play parties. Then along came some covid-19. But did that stop them? Hell no! They grabbed the kids’ old sheets and made a home glory hole. Now THAT’S what I’m talking about, America! A man’s mother died when he was 13, and … Read More »

It’s not easy being poly…

A married man is sick of his military husband being overseas all the time. How can they make their chronically long-distance relationship work? Ok, here’s something you’ve all wondered: how do you get rid of sex dolls? Are they too toxic for the landfill? Is there a market for “gently used?” On the Magnum, how … Read More »

Hey everybody! It’s Marc Maron!

We open the show with a marital tale of delicious rug burn. It’s the battle of the podcast goliaths! Dan welcomes Marc Maron to the show, and the two engage in a civil debate about whether porn can be “addictive.” Also, they discuss a very special piece of equipment. Some of this convo is on … Read More »

Depressed AND horny??!

Have you ever done it hanging from a cliff in your mountain climbing harness? This caller has. They named the climb “Quarantine.” Meanwhile in Italy, a woman managed to slip a finger in her boyfriend’s butt. He didn’t stop her, but didn’t say anything about it, and they haven’t discussed it since. How can she … Read More »

The Epidemiologist and the Avenger.

Hear the tale of the Garden Wanker, or “What Really Happens in the Asparagus Patch.” Dr. Bummer is back! Our epidemiologist pal Dr. Daniel Westreich has returned to talk about the state of the pandemic, how the physical distancing is working, and to mull over the possibility that this could be an opportunity to eliminate … Read More »

Time to lawyer up!

This pandemic is getting sexier and sexier! Who’s up for some Strip Ping-Pong? A gay man hooked up with a dude he had met a few months ago through an app. The dude asked our caller if he found him attractive. But the dude’s photo was wildly inaccurate. He had gained weight since the photo … Read More »

With America’s Sweetheart, Erin Gibson!

We open with a quarantine sex story, in which a woman’s boyfriend pulls on one of her dresses, and things get even better from there. A woman in a poly relationship knows she has to end things soon with her primary partner. So, naturally, she started sleeping with her roommate. Is it time to pull … Read More »

With comedian Pete Dominick

We open the show with a quarantine sex story featuring some very mysterious noises… Have no fear Doc Barak is here! Dan brings on our long-suffering medical expert to reassure us about how covid-19 can and cannot be transmitted. The good doctor’s giggle is, dare we say…infectious. On the Magnum, Dan interviews comedian and podcast … Read More »

Monogamy is looking pretty good!

Just when you thought you understood the world, Dan chats with open relationships guru Tristan Taormino, to tell you to CLOSE IT UP. Monogamy is where it’s at these days. Just for a while. A woman in a long distance relationship is trying to embrace video sex. But she worries that she doesn’t look sexy … Read More »

Paging Dr. Bummer…

This week, Dan’s guest is epidemiologist Daniel Westreich, who spells out the concept of physical distancing, and why sexual intimacy is going to be pretty difficult to attain for many of us. Some of the conversation is on the Micro, and all of it is on the Magnum. A man asks if virtual reality porn … Read More »

Will You Be My Quarantine?

Here at Savage Lovecast world headquarters, in the heart of the epicenter of the Big Sick, we are keeping calm and carrying on, baby! Dan chats with Dr. Jen Gunter, who had to practice social distancing for ONE YEAR, so quit griping. She offers some strategies for how to deal with your new isolation. And, … Read More »

What about the gay penguins?

Sometimes people call us when they’re drunk. Sometimes they call us about their dogs. Welcome to the center of this Venn diagram. A woman has been invited to a “costume wedding.” She will be required to dress up like a character in a movie. Is this asking too much? On the Magnum version of the … Read More »

With Cameron Esposito!

A gay man was hooking up at a bathhouse. His brand new lover wanted to bring a little romance into the encounter by saying the caller’s name and complimenting him. The caller was horrified. Isn’t bathhouse sex supposed to be anonymous? Meanwhile, in another corner of our universe, a woman is appalled that her boyfriend … Read More »

All about WEED with Lester Black.

A straight man was dating a woman, and it felt great. Until she gave him the “I’m not ready for a relationship” line. Is this always a lie? What does it mean? Dan spells it out, with no sugar on top. A man is worried about his new girlfriend. You see, she has never had … Read More »

The TRUTH about women’s libido with Dr. Wednesday Martin.

A man is going through a divorce from his wife of 7 years. Although their breakup was peaceful, now her communication is curt and unfriendly. Is he entitled to feel angry about her unwarranted coldness? A man kindly lent a friend some money. Now she keeps asking him for more and more every month! Should … Read More »

Spanking is for grownups. With Jillian Keenan.

A young man has been dating a woman for a short time. She seems great…except. Except she is anti-abortion, and anti-gay in a lazy, not very heartfelt sort of way. Can he use his sex powers to change her feeble mind? Meanwhile, a woman is dating a guy also for a short time. He told … Read More »

With the brililant Peggy Orenstein

A woman is hoping to find a monogamous partner who is also kinky. But when she puts the word “kinky” in her profile she gets flooded with ridiculous pervs. How can she filter out the clueless horndogs? Hear the very unpleasant tale of a gay couple who venture to an older man’s apartment for a … Read More »

Happy poly homes with Dr. Elisabeth Sheff.

Have you ever experienced conflict during a family vacation? The first call on this show might put it all in perspective for you. A protective big sister can’t stand that her 17 year-old sis is dating a 21 year-old man. Their parents don’t mind. Should big sister give the guy a chance, or is the … Read More »

Hypnokink! With Michal Daveed.

A happily single woman finally broke down after pressure from her friend to have some sex. Against her misgivings, he convinced her to pursue a relationship, promising that if it didn’t work out, they could go back to being friends, easy-peasy. Guess what! Now that she wants to break it off, he can’t deal with … Read More »

John Moe’s Hilarious World of Depression.

Hand-wringing women, am I right? First we have a lady who feels guilty about masturbating at night when her partner is snoring next to her. And another woman feels guilty about “objectifying” her new cross-dressing boyfriend. Is it wrong to be attracted to him in his female garb? On the Magnum version of the show, … Read More »

Michael Hobbes on Human Trafficking Hysteria

Why, oh why (bemoans this woman,) is it that the indie, cool, female-owned sex stores never carry dildos that are big enough for her? WHY?! A gay man has been invited to be the man of honor at his sister’s wedding. But you know what’s weird? The sister is marrying a racist, anti-gay creep who … Read More »