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Savage Lovecast Archives for 2010

A college co-ed is mortified at her own behavior at a frat party. Can she…

A college co-ed is mortified at her own behavior at a frat party. Can she recast her image from drunken ho to witty sophisticate? After 12 years of marriage a man finds himself at an impasse. He's not getting any. She's not giving any. He doesn't want to pay for it, demand it or lie … Read More »

Her boyfriend wets the bed. Should this be a dealbreaker? A straight man…

Her boyfriend wets the bed. Should this be a dealbreaker? A straight man repeatedly "finds himself" getting his dick sucked by his creepy neighbor. Bi-curious much? A 16 year old girl gets busted by her mother for sending pictures of herself to a 39 year old man. Who's the hero here? Call us. 206-201-2720 This … Read More »

"It's not you. I'm just not ready for a relationship."…

"It's not you. I'm just not ready for a relationship." How should a man deal with these crazy-making words? A woman used to be a bit of a slut. Now she's monogamous with her man. But the man keeps obsessing about her past. How can they build trust? Don't you hate it when your new … Read More »

A gay man's entire Catholic family knows he's gay. When will he…

A gay man's entire Catholic family knows he's gay. When will he come out already so they can meet his boyfriend? Want to punish your parents? Why not join a queer porn collective? Birthday etiquette: A concerned aunt gives her lesbian niece a packet of ex-gay propaganda, warning that she will go to hell if … Read More »

How do you make the transition from massage parlors to dating? A…

How do you make the transition from massage parlors to dating? A self-acknowedged cheater used to cheat, currently cheats and will cheat again. Should he consider an open relationship? And more. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you enter "Savage" at checkout: http://j.mp/SavageKitten Today's … Read More »

A young kinkster doesn't know how to tell her newly deflowered…

A young kinkster doesn't know how to tell her newly deflowered boyfriend that she wants him to slap her silly. Beware the man who says he only meets women who are boring, or crazy or bitches. Also, if you fool around with a man who doesn't listen to you when you say "no," it's quite … Read More »

Clown porn- balloon poodles will never be the same. How do you tell your…

Clown porn- balloon poodles will never be the same. How do you tell your partner that she should lose a little weight? Is it racist to dig Mexican men? And Dan is joined by Wayne Besen of "Truth Wins Out" on how to deal with victims of the ex-gay movement. Apniatic? 206-201-2720 Today's episode is … Read More »

If you're dating a poly lady, does that automatically make YOU poly?…

If you're dating a poly lady, does that automatically make YOU poly? How do you keep those pesky pubic hairs from getting trapped in the cock ring? Hear about how paella cost a man one week of sex. Hopefully it was really good paella. How many naked pictures of your boyfriend's ex are too many? … Read More »

A gay man watches in horror as his gay friend attempts to become straight in…

A gay man watches in horror as his gay friend attempts to become straight in order to please Jesus Christ. Meanwhile, an ex-Mormon and current foot-fetishist wonders if it's dishonest to give his girlfriend a foot rub. A grandpa is worried about the porn watching habits of his grandson. Though he used to spank it … Read More »

Dan is joined by Christopher Ryan, coauthor of Sex at Dawn. The two attempt…

Dan is joined by Christopher Ryan, coauthor of Sex at Dawn. The two attempt to tackle your freaky sex problems from an evolutionary psychologist's perspective. Dan just wants to talk about plunger dicks, big sperm babies, and bonobo vulvas. Science! 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of … Read More »

It's the Damsels in Distress episode! A college coed lost her virginity…

It's the Damsels in Distress episode! A college coed lost her virginity while blasted drunk. Though she remembers giving consent, her shame caused her to call it rape. Now what? Another woman got pregnant with her brand-new boyfriend. Should she keep the baby? She and her fiancé broke up. Can they stay living together in … Read More »

A woman and her mother have a tumultuous relationship. How will she take is…

A woman and her mother have a tumultuous relationship. How will she take is when her daughter comes out as poly? A man and his wife have a great sex life, except she won't fuck his pal. Does pegging make you gay? Real men actually wonder this. Remember: It's just a dolphin. 206-201-2720 Today's episode … Read More »

A woman is married to a cruel dickhead, pure 'n' simple. Will she…

A woman is married to a cruel dickhead, pure 'n' simple. Will she DTMFA? Confused Unicorn: A married bisexual is chagrined by the treatment she gets among the gays. The poignant question—is the B in LGBT silent? A woman uses the wrong pronoun to address a transsexual pal. All hell breaks loose. And more. 206-201-2720 … Read More »

It's the bisexual visibility show! All bisexuals, all of the time….

It's the bisexual visibility show! All bisexuals, all of the time. Happy belated Bisexuality Day. Call us up. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve. Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a … Read More »

A woman's boyfriend got fired in May and still hasn't gotten his…

A woman's boyfriend got fired in May and still hasn't gotten his ass off the couch. Should she cut and run or hang in there? A lesbian grapples with her hypnosis fetish. A woman's new lover whimpers like a kicked puppy when having sex. She finds this… not so sexy. And on and on. Call … Read More »

Polyamory: There's a dark side, you know. When a stripper pays you…

Polyamory: There's a dark side, you know. When a stripper pays you extra attention at a strip club, does it automatically mean you're being hustled? Gusher on Aisle 3! This lady has the dubious problem of ejaculating so much that she needs three layers of towels lest she soak the bed. And more. 206-201-2720 This … Read More »

Dan is joined by Adam Carolla for a tag team on three-ways. (For the first…

Dan is joined by Adam Carolla for a tag team on three-ways. (For the first and last time…) And more. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you enter "Savage" at checkout: http://j.mp/SavageKitten

It's the 'mo show! All homosexual men, all of the time! One…

It's the 'mo show! All homosexual men, all of the time! One 'mo's parents still can't deal with it, even though he came out a year ago. Another 'mo isn't out at work yet because he fears the response at his conservative office. Yet another 'mo is only a 'mo when he's drunk. Otherwise, he's … Read More »

Hear the sordid tale of the rat, the alley, and the eight-inch cock. A man…

Hear the sordid tale of the rat, the alley, and the eight-inch cock. A man and his buddy enjoy banging the same girl at the same time. Are they getting a touch of the queer? When your boyfriend calls sex an "ordeal" and prefers porn to you, you might have a quaver in your voice, … Read More »

Amnesia: How would you like to have to break up with your boyfriend over and…

Amnesia: How would you like to have to break up with your boyfriend over and over again? A young woman discovers that her mother is a part of a small S&M community. The problem is the daughter wants that community to herself! And an udderly mooooving tale about a lesbian on all fours. And more… … Read More »

A disgruntled boyfriend is sick to death of his girlfriend's meddling…

A disgruntled boyfriend is sick to death of his girlfriend's meddling mom. Two homos grapple with their desire for allegedly straight friends. Dan goes into rant overdrive on the subject of, of all things, monogamy. And more. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you … Read More »

An interview with the victorious Constance McMillen. A message from Dan to…

An interview with the victorious Constance McMillen. A message from Dan to high school teachers everywhere: You should err on the side of not fucking your students. A parade of autofellators. And more… Call us at 206-201-2720 Today's episode is also brought to you by Adam and Eve. Get 50% off almost any item when … Read More »

Will Dan Savage lose his job to 18-year-old Damian? Damian's classmates…

Will Dan Savage lose his job to 18-year-old Damian? Damian's classmates voted him most likely to replace Dan Savage. Hear Dan go mano a mano with a Twittering snot-nosed teenager. Call us at 206-201-2720 This episode was brought to you by Audible. Download a free audiobook of your choice today here: http://j.mp/savageaudible Today's episode is … Read More »

The Lovecast is humbled to welcome Dr. Anna Kaminski from Planned…

The Lovecast is humbled to welcome Dr. Anna Kaminski from Planned Parenthood. She and Dan discuss the twin bogeymen of herpes and HPV. The upshot? Not so scary! Also, Dan talks to Eyal Feldman, purveyor of Boy Butter. Sorry about the popping p's, people. Note to selves: must get second pop-blocker. Call us at 206-201-2720 … Read More »

Dan interviews Christopher Ryan, coauthor of Sex at Dawn, which uses…

Dan interviews Christopher Ryan, coauthor of Sex at Dawn, which uses evolutionary science to vindicate Dan's position on monogamy. Double rebound: two stories of ex-lovers who quickly find someone new, leaving their former partners behind to mope. Don't you hate it when you're caught masturbating by your sister's boyfriend, whom you secretly want to fuck? … Read More »

Sometimes spring-winter romances just can't work. Like when he is 19…

Sometimes spring-winter romances just can't work. Like when he is 19 years old, and she is 11. Dan helps a very confused bisexual woman and a virgin Muslim homo to come out—at least to themselves. After their third child is born, a man is no longer attracted to his wife. And he feels like a … Read More »

Hear the erotic tale of the woman who inhaled a gummy bear. Another whiny…

Hear the erotic tale of the woman who inhaled a gummy bear. Another whiny man who can't bear to get a vasectomy. And a call to all our self-fellating listeners. Call us even if you can't fellate yourself. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam Male: Get 50 percent off when you enter … Read More »

Lots of dicks in this one. Really small dicks, bloody uncircumcised dicks,…

Lots of dicks in this one. Really small dicks, bloody uncircumcised dicks, dicks that grow tremendously… and that doesn't even include the host! Zing! Call us at 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam Male: Get 50 percent off when you enter GUYS at checkout. http://j.mp/SavageAdamMale This episode was brought to you by … Read More »

A woman in a four-year relationship prefers anonymous sex without love. Her…

A woman in a four-year relationship prefers anonymous sex without love. Her boyfriend wants monogamy. How can they reconcile this? How much porn does it take to call it a porn addiction? Two sordid tales of barebacking… And tons more. Call us at 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam Male: Get 50 … Read More »

Will a good fisting dislodge an IUD? She's too scared to ask her…

Will a good fisting dislodge an IUD? She's too scared to ask her doctor. Men don't rape each other: true or false? Hey, fellas: Do you have an outie belly button? There's a lady who would like to meet you. And more. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent … Read More »

Dear girlfriend. I love you so much. But can you please wash your vagina? A…

Dear girlfriend. I love you so much. But can you please wash your vagina? A woman at the beginning of an online dating adventure is warned that her potential paramour has a terribly bruised penis from extreme masturbation. Hot or not? A man wants to date dominatrixes, but not because he wants to be a … Read More »

Grandpa up and died. And he left behind his porn stash. Should his…

Grandpa up and died. And he left behind his porn stash. Should his granddaughter rush in to hide it before the rest of the family discovers Grandpa's little secret? A man treats his boyfriend like a Madonna, when he just wants to be a whore. A 23-year-old woman is sick being the only single gal … Read More »

Angry gay fucking: Her neighbors are doing it. How can she tell them to…

Angry gay fucking: Her neighbors are doing it. How can she tell them to knock it off or at least keep it down? The tragedy of our inadequate sex education in the U.S. reveals itself in this call, in which a young man wonders how to get an abortion without telling his parents and how … Read More »

Her new boyfriend can spray the walls with his spunk. How can she perform…

Her new boyfriend can spray the walls with his spunk. How can she perform oral sex without drowning? A man and his prostitute are getting friendly outside of the business transaction. Would it be prudent for him to ask her out? A young homo in the South is rejected by the negative community for being … Read More »

Today, Dan is joined by special guest expert Francisco Ramirez! Francisco…

Today, Dan is joined by special guest expert Francisco Ramirez! Francisco dishes out free sex advice in Washington Square Park. Hear Dan and Fran double-team on your weekly dose of smut. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you enter "Savage" at checkout: http://j.mp/SavageKitten Here's … Read More »

Sympathy for the pedophile: Dan and Dr. James Cantor, assistant professor of…

Sympathy for the pedophile: Dan and Dr. James Cantor, assistant professor of psychiatry at University of Toronto, discuss the nightmare of being burdened with a sexual attraction to children. What treatment is there? Can pedophiles resist hardwired sexual urges all their lives? Also, hear Dan's conversation with a Christian virgin slut. And tons more. Call … Read More »

A man who cheated on his girlfriend 10 years ago feels so guilty about it…

A man who cheated on his girlfriend 10 years ago feels so guilty about it that he decides to come clean all over her. A cautionary tale about exploring S&M with a man who has anger-management issues. Boy loves girl. Girl doesn't love boy. Instead, girl has noisy sex with boy's best friend in his … Read More »

Can you think too hard about S&M? More pertinently, who really needs the…

Can you think too hard about S&M? More pertinently, who really needs the gag? A young homo is joining the air force. How carefully should he cover his tracks when he goes back into the closet? Speaking of being careful, this man's girlfriend is on the pill and makes him wear a condom AND pull … Read More »

Whatever happened to "mystery porn"? A blubbering crybaby is…

Whatever happened to "mystery porn"? A blubbering crybaby is scared to get a vasectomy. Do they really end in castration? Okay. What's with the "Q" in "LGBTQ?" And tons more. Call us at 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at … Read More »

A lucky, lucky man thinks he may have been subtly propositioned by a hot…

A lucky, lucky man thinks he may have been subtly propositioned by a hot couple. How can he close the deal without looking like a creep? A woman living rent-free with her stepfather is horrified to discover that he occasionally masturbates. A young couple into Dom/sub play like to role-play in public. The caller's little … Read More »

It's the gay teen episode! Dan wants you to give these folks a jingle:…

It's the gay teen episode! Dan wants you to give these folks a jingle: Teresa McNeece — superintendent tmcneece@itawamba.k12.ms.us phone (662)862-2159 Ext. 14 Principal Trae Wiygul twiygul@itawamba.k12.ms.us (662)862-3104 Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you enter "Savage" at checkout: http://j.mp/SavageKitten

Is it leotarded for a woman to suck on a man's nipples? A…

Is it leotarded for a woman to suck on a man's nipples? A well-intentioned women tries to give her lover a blowjob in his sleep. Most men would kill for this–why did he freak out? Remember, homos: Every time a fag fucks his hag, an angel dies. And more. Call us at 206-201-2720 Today's episode … Read More »

Exactly how leotarded is it to have centerfolds up on the walls when…

Exactly how leotarded is it to have centerfolds up on the walls when you're in your mid 20s? When subs marry: How can they each get what they want, when what they both want is a good whuppin'? A man's sister is shocked, appalled, and very, very inquisitive about a three-way he had recently. Is … Read More »

Her boyfriend had sex with his ex, didn't tell her, and got the ex…

Her boyfriend had sex with his ex, didn't tell her, and got the ex pregnant. Should the caller be angry? A man with an interracial cuckold fantasy has a very GGG wife, willing to do everything short of fuck a black man for him. In other interracial news, a black woman wonders if her white … Read More »

Dan delivers a lecture to a teenage girl at the behest of her concerned…

Dan delivers a lecture to a teenage girl at the behest of her concerned father. Thin walls: The neighbor is making life unpleasant for the couple who just moved in. When she was a drug abuser, she had great, crazy, kinky sex. Now that she's clean and sober, the sex is a little too vanilla. … Read More »

Word to the wise for those of you in open relationships: Don't tap the…

Word to the wise for those of you in open relationships: Don't tap the next-door neighbor. What's the delicate way to ask the lady whose panties you just bought if she would like to, you know, go out sometime? And now: Dan's detailed tutorial on how to give a great blowjob. Key lime cheesecake. Call … Read More »

A coven of bitches? All his girlfriend's pals hate him. Is it them, or…

A coven of bitches? All his girlfriend's pals hate him. Is it them, or is he the problem? Is a man a man if he likes other men? Internalized Homophobia 101. Down in the steamy Deep South, things are not as they seem. Sex clubs! Infidelity! Three-ways! Swinging! And, the woes of a conservative Christian … Read More »

Dan's old radio chum Mary Martone joins us for a very special episode…

Dan's old radio chum Mary Martone joins us for a very special episode of the Savage Lovecast, featuring unwitting exhibitionists, fat-baiters, adult babies, and the word fuck. Fuck! Call us at 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

Her cousin's boyfriend is locked away in prison. If the cousin slept…

Her cousin's boyfriend is locked away in prison. If the cousin slept with someone else while she waited it out, would that make her a skank-ass ho? A man who was abused as a child discovers that his lover wants to be the dominant in a BDSM relationship. Should he end it now? As a … Read More »

Hear the tale of the bi, pagan, poly lady who is dating, of all things, an…

Hear the tale of the bi, pagan, poly lady who is dating, of all things, an asexual. A man committed a pretty nasty electronic crime. Does he deserve to do time? A new Pavlovian weight-loss program. And more! Call us at 206-201-2720 Congratulations, Tim! Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive … Read More »

You've heard of sleep walking…but sleep spanking? A fat man with…

You've heard of sleep walking…but sleep spanking? A fat man with toxic insecurity begs Dan to help him get some game. A man recently diagnosed with ALS wonders if he should seek out a relationship knowing he'll soon be gone. This one's rough. Count your blessings. Call us at 206-201-2720. This episode was brought to … Read More »