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Episodes tagged: bisexuality

What do you call a horny 17-year-old who wants to have lots and lots of…

Episode #154 —
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What do you call a horny 17-year-old who wants to have lots and lots of casual sex? (A slut?) Did you know that there is a button you can press that will make a man “magically gay”? Guess where it is: up his ass! Is it okay for a woman to miss the ex-boyfriend who … Read More »

Can a woman have a clit so enormously large that it warrants being called an…

Episode #151 —
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Can a woman have a clit so enormously large that it warrants being called an “outie”? A bisexual (gay) man wonders how long he can continue in his heterosexual marriage. A bleeding-heart liberal lady worries that if she calls the cops on a man waving his dick at her on the bus that she’ll be … Read More »

A woman living in Wasilla, Alaska, wants to mate with a local. Odds are,…

Episode #146 —
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A woman living in Wasilla, Alaska, wants to mate with a local. Odds are, he’s a batshit-crazy Christian conservative. Should she fuck him anyway? A gay man into dom/sub play wants to do a frat-boy scene. If you dare, hear his sinister scheme. A woman is fed up with her boyfriend’s use of baby talk … Read More »

Dan? I love the ladies, but I also love cock. What should I call myself? Bi?…

Episode #142 —
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Dan? I love the ladies, but I also love cock. What should I call myself? Bi? Metrosexual? Dan? A self-described bisexual lady is horrified to discover that she is only attracted to men. A straight woman uses a sex- and relationship-advice podcast to satisfy her curiosity about gay sex. And more. Call us at 206-201-2720. … Read More »

A high-school student marvels at the vast army of bisexuals marching through…

Episode #141 —
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A high-school student marvels at the vast army of bisexuals marching through the halls. A man got his messed-up girlfriend pregnant. Now she’s living in hotels with the child, and he wants custody. Is it cool to wear your girlfriend’s clothes at work? Actress dates actor. Actor breaks up with actress. But now, actor and … Read More »

First, a semantics discussion. Does the word "fetish" have to be…

Episode #138 —
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First, a semantics discussion. Does the word “fetish” have to be so very dirty? A man in his 20s wonders if he can calm his brain down and curb his desire to bang every woman he sees. A woman complains that her lover won’t go down on her, yells at her, and then whines that … Read More »

Poly pain: It's so sad when one person wants to open the relationship…

Episode #137 —
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Poly pain: It’s so sad when one person wants to open the relationship and the other doesn’t. You know what else is sad? When your boyfriend tells you he’s “asexual.” A woman with strong pro–gay rights views discovers to her horror that her fiancé is against gay marriage. And a lot more. Call us at … Read More »

Poor, poor caller. His dick is so big that his friends make fun of his…

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Poor, poor caller. His dick is so big that his friends make fun of his “magnum” sized condoms. A married woman in an open relationship wonders if it’s too much to ask for her husband to refrain from PASSING OUT DRUNK and sleeping over at his lover’s house. Is it okay for a coach to … Read More »

Her boyfriend got caught in a stinky lie. Are there more to come? Poor young…

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Her boyfriend got caught in a stinky lie. Are there more to come? Poor young kinky lady… all the men she meets at sex clubs are dirty old men. The spark is gone, the sex isn’t fun anymore—and they’re not using birth control. Brilliant! A straight woman in the Bible Belt feels terribly, terribly guilty … Read More »

His dick is shaped so crazy, he can't find a condom to fit the thing!…

Episode #119 —
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His dick is shaped so crazy, he can’t find a condom to fit the thing! What is the polite way to kick the third in your three-way out of your bed? Crazy in-laws: Will their problems plague the caller for the rest of her life? And more. 206-201-2720 Today’s episode is brought to you by … Read More »