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Episodes tagged: conservative christians

When you’re an 18 year-old homo living in the South, and your mother is a…

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When you’re an 18 year-old homo living in the South, and your mother is a conservative Christian pastor, how on earth do you come out?  Oooooh, how tantalizing! A famous comedian is maybe cheating on his wife based on dubious hearsay!  We all  know that gays should come out as soon as it’s safe for … Read More »

Isn’t it sad when your kink makes you sad? A woman who likes (and even…

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Isn’t it sad when your kink makes you sad? A woman who likes (and even needs) to be cuckolded wishes her kink wasn’t all about her own humiliation.  In another call of cuckolding weirdness, a woman’s boyfriend wants her to sleep with her fuck-buddy while he hides in the closet and watches. Should she keep … Read More »

Do you know what a “‘bater” is? A ‘bater only wants to masturbate. No sex….

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Do you know what a “‘bater” is? A ‘bater only wants to masturbate. No sex. Now, now would a relationship between a ‘bater and a sex-loving fella work out, you think?  A bride-to-be enlists Dan’s advice on how to bring her rape fantasy to life on their honeymoon.  A woman has sex-crippling vaginal pain. Dan … Read More »

How can a chronically adulterous lass embark on an open relationship when…

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How can a chronically adulterous lass embark on an open relationship when she is also chronically jealous?  When he was a youth, he and his cousin used to play strip poker. Now the cousin is all grown up, a born again Christian, and pissed. Should make for an awkward family gathering, yes?  A woman is … Read More »

The doctor is IN. Kindly, long-suffering Doctor Barak is back to answer your…

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The doctor is IN. Kindly, long-suffering Doctor Barak is back to answer your medical questions and submit to Dan’s unique brand of torture. Dan and Doc discuss smoking weed while pregnant, herbal abortions, torn penises, and more. Some choice lines to listen for: “We aren’t running out of Jamaicans” and “Grab the babies and run.” … Read More »

Dan speaks with cancer physician and researcher Dr. Ted Teknos about the…

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Dan speaks with cancer physician and researcher Dr. Ted Teknos about the HPV vaccine.  A GGG married woman acts out a cuckolding fantasy for her husband, and discovers that she likes it an awful lot. He- not so much. Can she make it work, or is it doomed to be a failed experiment? And finally, … Read More »

Lucy is back to help Dan navigate his way through questions about dicks…

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Lucy is back to help Dan navigate his way through questions about dicks snapping right off, living with sex addiction, and a triad of soft weenies.  Happy Thanksgiving, one and all.  206-201-2720 Today’s episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com. Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter “Savage” at checkout. Comment on this … Read More »

A woman is in an unacknowledged fuck-buddy situation. He calls her up to…

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A woman is in an unacknowledged fuck-buddy situation. He calls her up to “watch a movie or something,” and then they have sex. But he always seems to call her when she’s on her period… An open-minded mother isn’t worried that her son watches porn. It’s just that she doesn’t like the kind of porn … Read More »

“No sex before the game!” Is this bit of conventional wisdom wise?

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“No sex before the game!” Is this bit of conventional wisdom wise? A gay man wonders if his date being specifically NOT invited to a family wedding is in any way bigoted. A man and woman are married only in the legal sense. But they still live together and enjoy each other’s company. How do … Read More »

After a young queer woman came out to her high-school friends, one of them…

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After a young queer woman came out to her high-school friends, one of them utterly rejected her and expressed retroactive squeamishness for all the hugs they ever shared. What a creep. A woman’s gay friend with internalized homophobia disparages other gays and comes on to women when he’s drunk. What a jerk. A young lesbian’s … Read More »