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Episodes tagged: long distance relationships

How can we help homeless LGBT youth?

Episode #361 —
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Are young ladies allowed to call or “text” unattached, young men to ask for a date? Or would this tarnish a girl’s valued reputation? A sex worker wonders if it’s ethical for her to fake orgasms with her clients. On the Magnum version, Dan speaks with the saintly Carl Siciliano, from NYC’s Ali Forney Center, … Read More »

The Nipple Thing.

Episode #357 —
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Dan helps a woman determine the fine line between over-permissiveness and slut-shaming for her 14 year-old step-daughter. In more hand-wringing, a young man wants to be sure he obtains consent from his lucky ladies, but how much asking is too much asking? On the Magnum show, a woman’s boyfriend enjoys a nosefull of cocaine every … Read More »

Dating “Senior Sensitivo.”

Episode #356 —
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“Cum Dumpster.” Is this a sweet, sexy term, or just plain nasty? A straight woman in Texas feels like a nelly gay man trapped in a woman’s body. How can she find her people? A woman has been using OK Cupid for 2 years and still hasn’t gotten any action. So Dan chats with OK … Read More »

“I got no stake in his balls.”

Episode #344 —
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A woman met a man in a bar and they exchanged numbers. Then she sent him some steamy, hot, erotic fiction that she wrote. About him. What’s the reading on the Good Sense-O-Meter? Ladies! When creeps dish out cat-calls and unwanted touches, how do you respond? We want to hear your stories. 206-201-2720 On the … Read More »

Do you know what a “‘bater” is? A ‘bater only wants to masturbate. No sex….

Episode #297 —
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Do you know what a “‘bater” is? A ‘bater only wants to masturbate. No sex. Now, now would a relationship between a ‘bater and a sex-loving fella work out, you think?  A bride-to-be enlists Dan’s advice on how to bring her rape fantasy to life on their honeymoon.  A woman has sex-crippling vaginal pain. Dan … Read More »

When lesbians flirt: What is a red-blooded lad to think when his lesbian pal…

Episode #283 —
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When lesbians flirt: What is a red-blooded lad to think when his lesbian pal makes goo-goo eyes at him?  Are parents today too sex-positive? Dan and sex educator Amy Lang talk about water sports among 3-year-olds and a bad place to put Legos.  And more.  206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by ExtremeRestraints.com. Go … Read More »

Poor, lonely Dan, broadcasting from an empty hotel room, finds it in his…

Episode #265 —
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Poor, lonely Dan, broadcasting from an empty hotel room, finds it in his heart to advise a pee-shy watersports fetishist, an insecure autofellator, and a couple of sisters who both humped their cousin. All this before room service. (But don’t worry! No on-air eating!) 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a … Read More »

A crazy bitch who goes out dancing on a second date with a guy she really…

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A crazy bitch who goes out dancing on a second date with a guy she really likes ends up making out with a completely different guy on the dance floor, and then she worries about being perceived as a “crazy bitch.” “I want to do anal right,” proclaims a man preparing to pleasure his girlfriend. … Read More »

Dan is joined by Christopher Ryan, coauthor of Sex at Dawn. The two attempt…

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Dan is joined by Christopher Ryan, coauthor of Sex at Dawn. The two attempt to tackle your freaky sex problems from an evolutionary psychologist’s perspective. Dan just wants to talk about plunger dicks, big sperm babies, and bonobo vulvas. Science! 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of … Read More »

It's the Damsels in Distress episode! A college coed lost her virginity…

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It’s the Damsels in Distress episode! A college coed lost her virginity while blasted drunk. Though she remembers giving consent, her shame caused her to call it rape. Now what? Another woman got pregnant with her brand-new boyfriend. Should she keep the baby? She and her fiancé broke up. Can they stay living together in … Read More »