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Welcome to the Real Doll Brothel.

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A woman had sex with a pre-op transwoman. But she didn’t make the caller come, or even try. Now the caller wonders if this is a “vagina-bodied” vs “non vagina-bodied” problem, or just a “jerk” problem. A married gay man with kids begs Dan for a quick n’ dirty guide on how to add a … Read More »

With Stormy Daniels!

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Well looky who blew into town! Stormy Daniels came on over to our studio to answer callers’ questions about blow jobs, toxic men, protecting the male ego and other hazards. Stormy and Dan got on like a house on fire, and you must listen to it. A couple questions are on the Micro version and … Read More »

Mindfulness: The female Viagra?

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A woman got together with what seemed to be the perfect man for her. Kinky. Into spanking. And social justice! But after they got together she discovered that he is really the married pastor of a conservative mega-church. Dan counsels her on whether to unmask this lying creep. A gay man came out late in … Read More »

The neighbor and the négligé.

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After 10 years of marriage, a man is dismayed to admit that he married a jizz-hater. His wife detests the stuff and doesn’t want to be anywhere near it. What is the solution? The ever-delightful and intrepid Erika Moen of “Oh Joy Sex Toy” is on to discuss a sex toy that will send you … Read More »

Teen Sexting = big trouble.

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A woman gave her husband permission to see an escort when he was out of town. But she didn’t give him permission to spend a small fortune on her!! An open-minded straight man has had quite enough with the sexual cavorting that takes place in his gym’s hot tub, thank you very much! Is he … Read More »

Whoa, no way! It’s Sarah Silverman!

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This week Dan caught up with Sarah Silverman to chat about her show “I Love You America.” They also answered some callers’ questions about conquering jealousy, and kids sticking things in their butts, among other things. She is a superior human and you should listen to the whole thing. A sub woman has been chatting … Read More »

Wonder Woman!

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The Kissing Clause: should kissing come standard in a relationship? Dan interviews Angela Robinson, the director of “Professor Marsten and the Wonder Women”- a bio-pic about the poly, Dom/sub, super-freak creator of the Wonder Woman comics. On the Magnum, a woman’s male co-worker is getting pimped out against his will by his boyfriend. Dan brings … Read More »

This show begins and ends with circumcision.

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This show begins and ends with circumcision. A woman is dating her first uncut man and wonders if Dan has any… tips. Then, at the end of the Magnum, an uncut man who is into “pig play” (that’s dick-stank- you’re welcome,) wonders if he should get himself an adult circumcision. So there’s that to ponder. … Read More »

Don’t sleep with comedians.

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A woman offers proof that sexual harassment is about power. One of her students, a gay man, sexually harasses her regularly. Why would he do this? A fetish too far: A woman’s boyfriend can only get off if they are doing play simulating kidnapping, bondage and human trafficking. She broke up with him because she … Read More »

Women in gay bars. We have a problem.

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What do you do when your best friend is dating a con man? A woman has been with her boyfriend for a year. He has a key to her apartment, and regularly lets himself in when she isn’t there, even though she told him not to. How big of a problem do we have here? … Read More »