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Episodes tagged: sex toys

With “The Perverted Negress” Mollena Williams.

Episode #469 —
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How can a man convince his lady to give him the kind of sloppy head that makes her gag? It’s not like he’s anti-feminist or anything! A woman’s mother-in-law does NOT APPROVE of her poly lifestyle. But mom doesn’t know that her precious son is also as poly as the day is long. Should they … Read More »

Face Tattoos with Ophira Eisenberg

Episode #450 —
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An 18 year-old man and his girlfriend are learning how to get it on. She can make herself come, but he can’t get her there himself. Would a vibrator be such a bad idea? Dan welcomes comedian, writer and actress Ophira Eisenberg (host of NPR’s “Ask Me Another”) to discuss the wisdom of face tattoos … Read More »

Duct tape, chair, vibrator…tonight.

Episode #424 —
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A bisexual man from a conservative Christian family had been through conversion therapy twice as a child. Strangely enough, it didn’t work. He’s all grown up now and coming out for real. How can he maintain a decent relationship with his “family?” A high school teacher and his entire class is horrified to see a … Read More »

Oh Joy Sex Toy!

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If you or someone you love is considering coming out over Thanksgiving, you simply must listen to the Magnum version of the show. A lesbian’s father is a religious leader, who begged her to stay in that deep, dark closet or he might lose his “job.” He’s gonna have a rough holiday this year. Stay … Read More »

What does Ann Landers’ daughter think about TANTRIC SEX?

Episode #414 —
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This week, Dan brings on heavy-hitter advice columnist Margo Howard (daughter of THE Ann Landers…) to cackle and spar about cooking your way into your boyfriend’s heart, and TANTRIC SEX of all things. Also, a very sad call about a woman who can only get off when she watches realistic date rape porn. On the … Read More »

Tales of open relationships gone horribly wrong.

Episode #342 —
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Tales of open relationships gone bad. Is it so wrong to move in with your boyfriend to save on rent? Also, is it against the rules of matrimony to not serve cake at a wedding? Plus on the Magnum show, Dan speaks with sexual health educator Debby Herbenick about lube and ladies and Vibrator Addiction … Read More »

Ah, the sex toy double standard. He doesn’t mind her vibrator, but she feels…

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Ah, the sex toy double standard. He doesn’t mind her vibrator, but she feels threatened by his Fleshlight. Is it reasonable to be in favor of gay rights but be against gay marriage for religious reasons? Open marriage: Is it bad for kids? Is there a way to make it work in the long run? … Read More »

It’s the One-Minute Wonders show! All questions less than a minute!…

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It’s the One-Minute Wonders show! All questions less than a minute! Fast!  Topics: Prostate massage, kinky punishment, kiss-o-phobes, deep throat breath play, uncut blowjobs, yucky facials, double penetration and so much more.  You can do it too.  206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today … Read More »

Is it stalking if you know where a cute girl works and you just happen…

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Is it stalking if you know where a cute girl works and you just happen to…pop in?  A man’s friend sends him unwanted pictures of his dick. How can the caller tell his pervy friend to knock it off without ruining the friendship? A man snooped and caught his girlfriend cheating with another “bro”. Does … Read More »

Damaged buttholes? Penis cracking? Molluscum contagiosum? Dr. Vy Chu fears…

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Damaged buttholes? Penis cracking? Molluscum contagiosum? Dr. Vy Chu fears nothing! Hear Dan and the venerable men’s health expert discuss everything under where the sun don’t shine.  And don’t worry ladies. There are some gems in here for you too.  Ask Dan a question: 206-201-2720 Keep it under a minute and it might be aired … Read More »