Hey, Faggot:I am a 19-year-old male. Three months ago I began going out
with my best friend of three years. Just before we started dating, she told
me she has genital herpes. I love her, so I am staying with her. My chances
of catching herpes from her seem slim, and we use as much protection as we can.
She takes Valtrex twice a day, and has not had an outbreak since her first.
She had two boyfriends between me and the guy who gave her herpes, and she didn’t
tell them about her condition. They had unprotected sex numerous times, and
neither contracted herpes from her (so far as we know). We NEVER have sex without
a condom and a spermicide, and I always wash my genitals after sex (herpes.com
says soap and water kills herpes germs).
Nevertheless, I live in fear. Every time I...
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says soap and water kills herpes germs).
Nevertheless, I live in fear. Every time I feel a slight ache in my groin,
I rush to a bathroom to check myself. I have been to the clinic twice thinking
I had it. I won’t drop the love of my life, especially when so many relationships
like ours have worked out fine (with the uninfected partner never catching herpes).
I know you can’t tell me I won’t ever catch herpes (which is really what I want
to hear), but what are my chances of catching it under these circumstances?
And how best to deal with this psychologically speaking?
Your chances of catching herpes from your girlfriend, under your circumstances,
are pretty slight. But low as they are, there is still a chance. Psychologically
speaking, you can obsess about the tiny risk you’re taking, letting it ruin
your life and your relationship, or you can accept the risk, continue to take
precautions, and make up your mind to stop being such a paranoid dope. After
all, what are you so afraid of? Herpes is, hysteria aside, a relatively minor
problem in the lives of the vast majority of people who “suffer” from it.
If you do get infected, you’ll have a treatable, though not curable, sexually transmitted disease that tens of millions of other Americans “suffer” from. Most infected people show no symptoms, and most don’t know they have it. For herpes “sufferers” who do experience symptoms, the inconvenience of the disease–the occasional outbreak–is often less stressful than time spent coddling paranoid lovers who fear herpes out of all proportion to the actual impact it has on your life.
Think about it: Your girlfriend, a herpes “sufferer,” had one outbreak, and takes two pills a day. That’s it, that’s the total physical impact herpes has on her. Psychologically speaking, however, she’s had to come to grips with having an STD for the rest of her life, deal with the guilt of not informing her boyfriends prior to you, and now she has to live with a boyfriend who jumps out of bed and boils his dick immediately after sex. Her psychological suffering is greater than the physical suffering, dontcha think?
While I’m not recommending you or anyone else intentionally contract herpes–and you should continue to take reasonable precautions–I don’t know what you’re so afraid of.
I am a 28-year-old female graduate student. I met my current boyfriend nine
months ago while I was living in his tropical country. We started living together
after the second week of dating, and our sex life was incredible: every day, every
room, every position, every other hour. I moved back home after four months, and
he was supposed to join me three weeks later. However, extenuating circumstances
prevented him from coming for three months. He has been here for two months now,
and we’ve had sex a grand total of five times! He also will not let me see or
touch his penis, because he says it is dry and peeling from the hot air in my
I have tried everything to turn him on, including sex toys and secret herbs,
but nothing works. What could be the problem here, and what can I do?
It’s only a hunch, but… maybe your tropical boyfriend has a sexually transmitted
disease. If he wasn’t celibate during the months cruel circumstance kept you
fuck monkeys apart, perhaps a woman he messed around with–how many grad students
visit his part of the tropics every year?–gave him an STD. If he arrived in
America with a sore on his cock or a discharge issue, it could be that he’s
simply too embarrassed or ashamed to say anything.
It’s the only explanation that makes sense of him not wanting you to see or touch his cock. The dry air excuse is a little lame, and I’m shocked that a smart girl like you–a grad student!–would fall for it. I mean, if he were suffering from dry-dick, why wouldn’t he want to stick it in your soakin’ wet pussy every other hour? And you could easily deprive him of the dry-dick excuse by buying him a bottle of Vaseline Intensive Care.
Many people with STDs are too embarrassed to seek treatment, and too ashamed to inform their partners (for fear of their partners over-reacting: see letter above). If he does have an STD, he may be hoping his symptoms will go away–and if he waits long enough, they might. If his sores heal or the discharge dries up, he may go back to fucking you every other hour with his symptom-free, though not bug-free, cock. He’ll still have an STD, and he’ll still be able to pass it to you–if he hasn’t already.
When he’s least expecting it, ask him, “Do you have a sexually transmitted disease?” If you catch him off-guard, he may be too stunned to lie or to lie convincingly. Then make him show you his cock, and even if there aren’t visible sores or discharge, make him see a doctor.
I’m a 46-year-old male who has a thing for younger women. Recently, I started
a physical relationship with a 22-year-old at work. I was worried I wouldn’t be
able to keep up, but when we first had sex, she dried out very quickly–in like,
say, 10 minutes. I had to finish the job, but since she wasn’t lubricated, I really
tore up myself: the dreaded brush burn. This happens every time I bed this girl.
She is good orally, but her “dry well” is killing me. She tells me I’m doing everything
right, and doesn’t know what the problem is. What say ye?
Use lube, say me.
I am responding to “Satisfied But Sore,” the 30-year-old breeder chick with
the 50-year-old boyfriend/lover who has a delayed ejaculation problem. I’ve
dated a number of 50ish guys who suffered from the very same problem. Most of
these men had something in common: they were all taking high blood pressure
medication! Blood pressure meds are the leading cause of delayed and impaired
ejaculation or failure to ejaculate. Regardless of the intensity of the stimulation,
and no matter if the man was masturbating himself, the men I dated who were
taking these meds all
had ejaculation problems! If this woman’s boyfriend is taking blood pressure
medications, he should go to his doctor and discuss the problem.
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