Why am I voting for Ralph Nader? It’s the issues, man! Nader stands for several
things that neither Bush nor Gore stand for:
· A real commitment to campaign finance reform
· Ending the drug war
· Ending the death penalty
· The right to choose
· Ending the rule of corporations in our culture
And for the shallow: Ani DiFranco, Eddie Vedder, Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins,
Ben Harper, Phil Donahue, and Michael Moore all support Nader. That covers the
dykes, the loser dropouts, the intellectual film fans, the hippies, the housewives,
and the unemployed. With Nader in this race, we don’t have to choose between
the lesser of two evils!
Nader fan in NYC
Ralph Nader is not “in this race,” and no celebrity endorsement or kick-ass position on drug legalization is going to put him in. While it may not be much fun having to choose between the lesser of...
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...sement or kick-ass position on drug legalization is going to put him in. While it may not be much fun having to choose between the lesser of two evils, that’s the choice adult voters are faced with this year. Ralph Nader is a vanity candidate running a vanity campaign for a Potemkin party, the Greens. And while Al Gore may not be perfect, he’s better than Bush. If Nader voters manage to put Bush in the White House next year, some of your fellow citizens (women, queers, the poor) are going to pay a high price for your refusal to grow up and make the real choice you’re faced with–which, again, is a choice between Bush and Gore. You may have to grit your teeth when you vote for Gore, but that’s a small price to pay to keep the environment, the poor, and the English language from the harm George W. Bush will surely do all three.
Yes, yes, I know: Ralph is better on the issues. So’s my mom. Actually, on some issues, my mom is better than Ralph. But my mom isn’t a serious candidate for president, and neither is Ralph “Vanity Candidate” Nader.
It’s my hope that if Nader gets a significant number of votes, Gore and the
Democrats might shape up and move to the left.
White Boy with Clean and Luxurious Hair
How sad that such luxurious hair is wasted on so empty a head. Let’s pretend
it’s the day after the election, and the votes are in. Bush got 49 percent,
Gore got 46 percent, and Nader hit the five-percent jackpot (not gonna happen).
Do you really believe the Democrats are going to smack their foreheads and say,
“Oh, my God, let’s move to the left and snap up that five percent!” Don’t be
an idiot. The Dems will look at the numbers and say, “Let’s move to the right
and try to peel some of that 49 percent off Bush.” If Gore loses the election
by less than the percentage Ralph picks up, we’ll all be watching the Dems run
right, not left.
The point of voting for Nader is that if he gets at least five percent of the
vote, the Green Party will receive federal funding that will put it on more
equal footing with the Democrats and Republicans. Ralph, bless his heart, doesn’t
have a chance of getting elected, but I’m not voting for Ralph. I’m casting
my vote in hopes of creating a viable third party.
A Half-White, Half-Latino Boy Without Dreadlocks and a Texan Who Loses Whether
Bush Stays or Goes
If Ralph Nader hits five percent of the vote (which isn’t gonna happen), the
Greens will indeed get federal matching funds the next time out. Nader supporters
would have us believe that these funds will somehow magically transform the
Greens into a viable third party. But if federal matching funds have that power,
how come the Reform Party, which got millions in federal dollars in the last
two presidential elections, isn’t a viable third party? That money didn’t keep
the Reform Party from imploding, nor did it prevent it from nominating Pat Buchanan.
As for federal matching funds putting a third party “on equal footing” with
the D’s and the R’s, tell me, did that money get Pat Buchanan in the debates
I think most of the people who will vote for Nader will do so on the grounds
that the political system needs to change. These people hope that the Green
Party will start this needed change. The U.S. needs a third party. The people
of Minnesota knew this when we elected Jesse Ventura.
Let’s talk about Jesse Ventura. Ventura made a long-shot bid for governor
of Minnesota as a Reform Party candidate, and won. According to the logic of
Nader supporters, Ventura’s victory should have transformed the Reform Party
into a viable third party, at least in Minnesota. But the Reform Party in Minnesota
imploded, just like the Reform Party did everywhere else, and Jesse Ventura
isn’t a member anymore. While Ventura’s victory demonstrated that voters will
elect people who aren’t D’s and R’s, it also proved that electing one person
to a big job will not turn a bunch of kooks and losers into a viable third party.
And I should also point out that Nader the moaning prig is a far cry from Ventura
the upbeat populist.
This is a close race, and no one on either the left or the right has the luxury of tossing away their vote on a vanity candidate. Hey, lefties, why do you think Buchanan isn’t getting any traction on the right? Because hard-right wackos can tell the difference between Bush and Gore, and they would rather see Bush in the White House. Gee, if the right-wing wackos think there’s a difference between Bush and Gore, how come the left-wing wackos don’t? Could it be that the left-wing wackos are… WRONG? Putting Bush in the White House not only won’t create a viable third party, but will have devastating consequences for women, gays and lesbians, the environment, the Supreme Court, and the poor–hey, that’s everyone and everything Nader voters claim to give a shit about!
Up here in Canada, it is evident that America is in a political crisis.
Your two-party system does not allow for real choice. Canadians, on the other
hand, have many more choices. Our official third parties are the New Democratic
Party (a bunch of socialists who gave us free health care), the Bloc Québecois
(a bunch of French separatists who made us bilingual), the Green Party, and
CRAP (Canadian Reform Alliance Party, who would like to make Canada safe for
fascists). Canuck politics is more accepting of dissent and subversive viewpoints
than American politics could ever hope to be. Our elected officials have pushed
for the legalization of prostitution, First Nation rights, gay adoption, bicycle
lanes, and universal composting. Eat your hearts out, Nader lovers.
Freak in Toronto
Just in case my Nader-loving friends manage to put George W. Bush in the White
House next year, would someone up there send me some information about emigrating
to Canada? I have solid computer skills, make decent money, and I’m in good
health, so I won’t be a burden on your health-care system. I’m aware that you
have a prime minister, not a president, and I even speak a little French. Is
there anything else I need to know to pass a citizenship test?