You wrote this two weeks ago: “Hello, straight people? Most of you seem content to merely rubberneck while gay people have the shit kicked out of us, and while that’s maddening, I suppose it’s understandable. It’s not your ﬁght. But what explains your passivity when your own rights are being attacked?”
I think it’s bullshit that the American Family Association is against the HPV vaccine. I agree with you 100 percent that something needs to be done for the rights of both homosexuals and heterosexuals, but as a straight guy I really have no clue what to do about either ﬁght. Can you give us straight folks a good jumping-off point? How do we make our voices heard?
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To protect straight rights, NCAH, the ﬁrst thing you need to do is vote-and make sure your friends and family vote too (unless they vote...
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...ed to do is vote-and make sure your friends and family vote too (unless they vote Republican, in which case you need to tear up their voter registration cards). But voting isn’t enough.
“We live in a time when privacy is under attack, and sexual privacy is a prime target,” Nadine Strossen, president of the American Civil Liberties Union, told me to tell you. “The list of offenses is long and growing: Politicians use billions of taxpayer dollars to withhold vital sexual-health information from teens; the FDA keeps emergency contraception under lock and key; and lawmakers sanction pharmacies’ refusal to ﬁll birth-control prescriptions. It is time to pull out all the stops and push back.”
So how do you push back? Well, you could become a card-carrying member of the Americans Civil Liberties Union (www.ACLU.org), along with People for the American Way (www.pfaw.org), and the Americans United for the Separation of Church and State (www.au.org). To speciﬁcally protect your reproductive freedoms, you could join Planned Parenthood (www.plannedparenthood.org), and the NARAL Pro-Choice America (www.naral.org).
But it’s not enough to be a card-carrying member of these organizations, NCAH; you need to be an active member. When I called NARAL to ask ’em what you could do, Nancy Keenan, NARAL’s president, suggested you get on the phone. “All Americans who value the constitutionally protected zone of privacy should call their senators and ask them to oppose Janice Rogers Brown and William Pryor-judicial nominees under consideration in the Senate who illustrate the threat to individual freedom and personal privacy,” said Keenan. “Federal judges are on the bench for life, and President Bush is determined to ﬂood the courts with far-right judicial activists who are hostile to privacy.”
Making phone calls and writing letters? Dull stuff, yes, but inﬁnitely more effective than marching in circles around Washington, D.C.
If you sincerely want to get involved in the ﬁght for gay rights, Jennifer Gerarda Brown, co-author of Straightforward: How to Mobilize Heterosexual Support for Gay Rights, had a few suggestions: “There are dozens of speciﬁc things that straight allies can do to promote gay rights,” said Brown. “You can tell your kids that it’s ﬁne for women to love women and for men to love men. You can ask your employer to promise not to discriminate on the basis of sexual orientation. You can work with your child’s school to make sure that classes and course materials validate LGBT people. Engage people in your local churches, ofﬁce, and government in this dialogue.”
I thought you would like to know a Wisconsin State lawmaker is trying to ban the University of Wisconsin’s student health center from dispensing, advertising, or prescribing birth control, including emergency contraception for rape victims. Representative Daniel LeMahieu (R-Oostburg), who sponsored the bill, says birth control “encourages female promiscuity.”
Just another battle in the religious right’s war on sexuality.
Danny LeMahieu’s bill wouldn’t stop the student health centers in Wisconsin from passing out condoms to male students. This means that the gay boys at the UW will have all the condoms they need for virus control, while heterosexual students have to go without birth control. LeMahieu’s bill discriminates against heterosexual students exclusively-see, straight people? The American Taliban is after your asses too.
Does this assault on straight rights piss you off, heterosexuals? Then PICK UP YOUR PHONES and call Danny LeMahieu at 608-266-9175 and tell him to stick his bill, AB-343, up his pasty white ass. If any angry straight people would prefer to send Danny a note, his mailing address is Room 17 North, State Capitol, P.O. Box 8952, Madison, WI, 53708. Danny’s home address is on his website, which I found by Googling his name. I don’t think it would be cricket (Briticism) or kosher (Yiddishism) or K-Y (gayism) to send angry letters to Danny’s home, so I’m not going to put his home address in my column, even though his home mailing address is on his website. Which I found by Googling his name. Ahem.
I was listening to NPR this morning after dropping my son off at school. Very rarely can a single word make me laugh but a mention of Santorum did. Your campaign to link his name with a sexual byproduct worked perfectly. I hope Mr. Santorum knows that thousands and thousands of people laugh at just the mention of his name.
Thanks for the nice note, Wendy, and speaking of Rick Santorum: The New York Times Magazine smeared Santorum all over its cover last weekend. Michael Sokolove’s proﬁle explored absolutely everything about the junior senator from Pennsylvania-including another retelling of the dark and scary night when Rick Santorum and his equally creepy wife Karen spent the night in bed with a dead fetus (after making their children cuddle and kiss their deceased near-sibling). There was one glaring omission, however: Sokolove’s proﬁle doesn’t cover my wildly successful effort to link the senator with the substance. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex was never mentioned! Outrageous!
The new meaning of the word “santorum” has successfully entered the English language, popping up in books, articles, and magazines without reference to my column or to www.spreadingsantorum.com. The new meaning is still the number-one result when you Google “Santorum,” it won “Word of the Year-Most Outrageous” at last year’s Linguistic Society of America convention.
Like Vidkun Quisling, the Norwegian politician who collaborated with the Nazis and whose name is now a synonym for traitor, Rick Santorum has achieved an infamous immortality. Forevermore when someone looks down at his dick or her strap-on during anal sex and sees that unwelcome guest, that frothy mix, Rick Santorum’s name will be invoked! “Oh crap, santorum!” people will say, long after Rick Santorum himself is dead. How could the New York Times, our national paper of record, overlook the success Savage Love readers have achieved in bestowing this singular honor on Senator Rick Santorum? ■
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