Savage Love Bonus: Checking Back In With ChatGPT

...y get so good it ultimately destroys humanity — and reading the headlines I thought I should check-in with ChatGPT again. So, I fed the first letter from this week’s column into ChatGPT and asked it to respond in the style of Dan Savage. You can read [Full Legal Name Redacted]’s question and my response here. And now here is ChatGPT’s response to FLNR… Dear [Full Legal Name Redacted], First of all, I want to acknowledge your courage in sharing your truth with me and seeking advice. It takes strength to confront the dissonance between our public personas and our private lives, especially when it comes to matters as personal as sexuality. Now, let’s address the situation at hand. You’ve lived a double life, one where your online persona portrays you as a straight individual while the real you embraces your bisexuality and pursues a career in the adult film industry. It’s understandable that you may feel conflicted about how to navigate this delicate balance. While it’s ultimately up to you to decide how much of your personal life you want to disclose to your followers, it’s essential to consider the potential consequences. Revealing your full and actual birth name, linking it to your stage name in the porn industry, could have far-reaching effects on your professional and personal relationships. Given that you’ve already experienced failed marriages due to your sexual orientation, it’s important to approach this situation with caution. The decision to share your true self with your followers should be based on your own readiness and the potential impact on your mental well-being. If you’re genuinely content and fulfilled in your current career as a gay porn performer, and if revealing your true self could jeopardize that, it might be wise to continue maintaining the separation between your private life and your public persona. However, it’s crucial to seek a supportive community where you can openly express your authentic self and find acceptance. Remember, living a double life can be emotionally draining. Consider finding spaces and relationships where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or rejection. Surround yourself with individuals who embrace and support your sexuality, enabling you to experience genuine happiness and fulfillment. Lastly, it’s important to challenge the negative language you use to describe yourself and your experiences. While it’s true that some people may find the activities you engage in offensive or grotesque, it’s essential to remember that healthy, consensual sexual practices vary greatly between individuals. What matters most is that you find joy, satisfaction, and fulfillment in your chosen path. Ultimately, the decision to reveal your true self rests with you. Take the time to reflect on your personal goals, values, and the potential consequences. Seek support from understanding friends, communities, or even professionals who can guide you through this challenging process. Remember, you deserve to live authentically and be proud of who you are, whether that means sharing your full self with your followers or finding solace in communities that celebrate your true identity. Wishing you strength, self-acceptance, and fulfillment in all aspects of your life. Sincerely, Dan Savage I sincerely think my job is safe — at least for now. I wish I could say the same thing about humanity.