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Episodes tagged: closet cases

Grapefruiting & Gallanting

On the Magnum: Dr. Eugene Fan
Episode #1037 —
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Grapefruiting! It’s a new sex act involving fruit! Can *any* word be verbed? Apparently! A woman wonders how anyone can successfully fake an orgasm — because wouldn’t the absence of physical contractions be noticed? On the Magnum, Dan brings on a guest to definitively answer the question many will men face: How long must you … Read More »

The Jockstrap Code

On the Magnum: Cam Boy Julian Shaw
Episode #1036 —
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Bummer! A man had just met with a male-female couple who wanted him to take part in a kinky three-way. But when he confessed that he sometimes has trouble coming, they cancelled. Can he train himself to blow a load? Need he? Speaking of loads, a woman credits her beautiful, supple skin to the facial … Read More »

ChatBot Boyfriend

On the Magnum: Comedian Edy Modica
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A woman in her 60s has a husband who is into feet. She’s planning to get a professional foot massage. Can he come along and watch if he promises to hide his boner? A woman has a boyfriend who provides financial security and perfectly fine sex. But she finds him so very dull. Is a … Read More »

Are Billionaires Really Eating Babies??!!

On the Magnum: Stephen Dubner
Episode #1028 —
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Ouch! A woman has been fisting her boyfriend to both of their delight. But guess what hurts: Her hand! How can she get in there comfortably? A woman is trying to convince both her conspiracy-minded friend and her wife that ultra-rich people are not really eating babies. Because…they aren’t…right? On the Magnum, Dan chats with … Read More »

May I Be Your Foot Boy?

On the Magnum: Bryan Safi!
Episode #1027 —
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A lesbian with a pregnant wife is confounded and disgruntled at the way Pride celebrations can be a little too sex positive, especially if you have a little kid. Should Pride parades put on a straight-laced appearance, or go full bacchanal? It’s an old, old debate. A woman needs her lovers to tell her she’s … Read More »

From Zero to Soda Can

On the Magnum: Rich Juzwiak
Episode #1007 —
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A 60 year-old woman wonders where she can score some poppers. A lesbian would like to score a queer dominatrix to work her over. On the Magnum, Dan chats with Rich Juzwiak of Slate’s love and sex advice column, “How to Do It.” They talk about how to make anal sex pleasurable when your partner … Read More »

Ghosted? Or Dumped?

On the Magnum:Kelly Foster Lundquist of "Beard."
Episode #997 —
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A recent widow grapples with a surge in her libido. A gay man has been a top for all of his sexual life. Now that’s he’s a dating a man who wants to top him every now and again, can he learn to like it? On the Magnum, Dan chats with Kelly Foster Lundquist, Author … Read More »

Oh Holy Day. Happy Feast of the Ass!

On the Magnum: Rebecca Woolf on "Babygirl"
Episode #950 —
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A very happy Feast of the Ass to you all! We asked you to send us your carols and boy, did you ever deliver. Hear a smattering of our picks, and we unearthed an olde choral piece that you and your family will surely treasure. Go to our Feast of the Ass page to learn, … Read More »

Damp January?

On the Magnum: Tawny Lara, aka the Sober Sexpert
Episode #948 —
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Here’s a little friendship drama to start the New Year: A woman and her pal “Jill” are going on a skiing trip in Japan with a group of people. Two of the men approached Jill to tell her they each had crushes on the caller, and asked her to broker a connection. Jill wants nothing … Read More »

Lying Closeted Cop

On the Magnum: Dr. Ina Park on herpes fear
Episode #946 —
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A gay man was dating a closeted cop for 4 years. Then he found out that the cop WASN’T closeted, and WASN’T single (he has a live-in boyfriend,) but IS a big fat liar. Now the caller wants closure. A straight man just got dumped by his girlfriend after 1 1/2 years. His crime? He … Read More »