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Yes, Vasectomies Are Safe.

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Dan! Dan! My dildos melted together in the drawer! Horrifically, this is not uncommon if you buy cheap-ass sex toys. A gay man is establishing a potentially great friends-with-benefits relationship. The problem? The guy won’t stop sending him stupid little memes all the damn day long. How can our caller put an end to this … Read More »

Psychedelics for the Win!

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Boundaries are hard! For instance, a married couple of 12 years decided to open the relationship. So naturally, she started sleeping with her husbands brother in their own house. Of course. And! If you knocked on the door, and your kid confessed that they were masturbating, would you A) Mutter, “Sorry!” and walk away. B) … Read More »

“Tell Me What You Want” with Dr. Justin Lehmiller.

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A man has been with his boyfriend for a year. The boyfriend’s supposedly straight roommate gives intimate hugs and drops obvious homo hints when he’s drunk. The caller doesn’t like him or trust him. Does he have to put up with this? This lady likes a giant, huge, enormous, really big penis. She proposes a … Read More »

The Epidemiologist and the Avenger.

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Hear the tale of the Garden Wanker, or “What Really Happens in the Asparagus Patch.” Dr. Bummer is back! Our epidemiologist pal Dr. Daniel Westreich has returned to talk about the state of the pandemic, how the physical distancing is working, and to mull over the possibility that this could be an opportunity to eliminate … Read More »

Time to lawyer up!

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This pandemic is getting sexier and sexier! Who’s up for some Strip Ping-Pong? A gay man hooked up with a dude he had met a few months ago through an app. The dude asked our caller if he found him attractive. But the dude’s photo was wildly inaccurate. He had gained weight since the photo … Read More »

What about the gay penguins?

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Sometimes people call us when they’re drunk. Sometimes they call us about their dogs. Welcome to the center of this Venn diagram. A woman has been invited to a “costume wedding.” She will be required to dress up like a character in a movie. Is this asking too much? On the Magnum version of the … Read More »

All about WEED with Lester Black.

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A straight man was dating a woman, and it felt great. Until she gave him the “I’m not ready for a relationship” line. Is this always a lie? What does it mean? Dan spells it out, with no sugar on top. A man is worried about his new girlfriend. You see, she has never had … Read More »

With the brililant Peggy Orenstein

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A woman is hoping to find a monogamous partner who is also kinky. But when she puts the word “kinky” in her profile she gets flooded with ridiculous pervs. How can she filter out the clueless horndogs? Hear the very unpleasant tale of a gay couple who venture to an older man’s apartment for a … Read More »

It’s the food poisoning episode!

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A woman has vowed to never date a Trump voter. But she lives in a small conservative town, and she’s getting lonely… A woman did some sex work a couple years ago. She’s dating someone new and wonders if, when or how to tell him. On the Magnum, Dan chats with Joan Price, author of … Read More »