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With comedian Justin Randall.

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In our opening Sexcess Story, a German man offers this kind-hearted maxim: “It’s hard to stay mad when you are covered in come.” A man wonders if his covid vaccine is what caused his libido to spike. His female friend said the same thing! She claims she had 10 ORGASMS right after getting her shot. … Read More »

With Cameron Esposito!

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A gay man was hooking up at a bathhouse. His brand new lover wanted to bring a little romance into the encounter by saying the caller’s name and complimenting him. The caller was horrified. Isn’t bathhouse sex supposed to be anonymous? Meanwhile, in another corner of our universe, a woman is appalled that her boyfriend … Read More »

All about WEED with Lester Black.

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A straight man was dating a woman, and it felt great. Until she gave him the “I’m not ready for a relationship” line. Is this always a lie? What does it mean? Dan spells it out, with no sugar on top. A man is worried about his new girlfriend. You see, she has never had … Read More »

Spanking is for grownups. With Jillian Keenan.

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A young man has been dating a woman for a short time. She seems great…except. Except she is anti-abortion, and anti-gay in a lazy, not very heartfelt sort of way. Can he use his sex powers to change her feeble mind? Meanwhile, a woman is dating a guy also for a short time. He told … Read More »

With token straight man, Michael Ian Black.

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A tale of two subs: What to do when both people in a couple are submissive? Find one dom to rule them all? Take turns? A woman is super-duper annoyed that her Trump-lovin’ brother is throwing a gender reveal party. Are they inherently unacceptable? On the Magnum version of the show, Dan casts about for … Read More »

Work-related questions answered: with Rob Walker

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A man still has hot videos he took of his ex. He loves his current girlfriend, but the sex isn’t nearly as good. How wrong is it to view the historical footage? A straight man has HAD IT UP TO HERE with all this “they/them” stuff! And sometimes, you use “they/them” and they still get … Read More »

With Andrew Rannells

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A woman and her husband are having a difficult year. And to top it off, he divulged that he likes to wear women’s clothes, and would like to raid her closet. She worries that this is just the first step toward a transgender identity. Do straight men ever like to wear women’s clothes? (Spoiler: Yes.) … Read More »

Strap it on… with Tristan Taormino!

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A woman has been with her fiancé for 4 years. All of a sudden, out of nowhere, he’s started moaning and groaning in bed like a porn starlet. Why the sudden vocalizations? IS HE CHEATING ON HER? An asexual, non-binary person feels like an invader when they show up at BDSM parties. Is it alright … Read More »

Mom! I told you NOT to go through my backpack!

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Mom discovered a portable pussy sex toy in her teenaged son’s backpack. Are you a mother? Do you plan to be one someday? What will you do when you discover a portable pussy in your teenaged son’s backpack? A man and his girlfriend see each other every few months. And when they do, hoo boy! … Read More »

Mistress Matisse on the dreadful SESTA/FOSTA bill.

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The kindly mother of a 12 year-old boy wonders if she should discreetly leave some lube by his bed as he learns to love him himself fully. A woman is horrified to discover that her hook-up doesn’t have sheets on the bed. “The bed is no good,” she laments. Should she see him again? Is … Read More »