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Isn’t it sad when a lady can’t come? Hear two tales of ladies who can’t come…

Episode #294 —
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Isn’t it sad when a lady can’t come? Hear two tales of ladies who can’t come with another person involved, and Dan’s elegant solutions.  You know what else is sad? When a man can’t get horny. That’s sad. Maybe he just needs rest and a sandwich.  “But how do mangos fit into all of this?” … Read More »

Ugh! She’s so BORED. Bored of tying up her boyfriend and having sex with…

Episode #293 —
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Ugh! She’s so BORED. Bored of tying up her boyfriend and having sex with another woman. Bored with calling him a “little bitch.” The real problem is that he won’t lift a finger to give her what she wants. It just goes to show that when you’re into vanilla, kinky sex can be dull, dull, … Read More »

Gentle listeners: Are you sitting down?

Episode #292 —
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Gentle listeners: Are you sitting down? Now that you and Dan have been communing lo these past six years, he feels that he can trust you enough to share a little secret. We won’t say what it is here, but it involves his butt.   A straight girl feels like a prying fool for asking … Read More »

A woman gets paid to dress up like a superhero and roll around in bed….

Episode #290 —
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A woman gets paid to dress up like a superhero and roll around in bed. Nothing sexual. Is she obligated to tell her boyfriend about this revenue stream? A 40-year-old man is dating a 20-year-old man who was a friend of his kids from a previous marriage. Is it just one of love’s many whims … Read More »

It’s the long-anticipated holiday horror show!  We asked for your tales…

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It’s the long-anticipated holiday horror show!  We asked for your tales of holiday lovin’ gone wrong, and you delivered in force. You’ll hear some freaky shit, a cautionary tale or two, and even some holiday gift ideas!!! Thanks for calling, listening, and sticking with us all these years.  206-201-2720 Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

It’s Lucy’s last show. Hats off to Dan’s brave, plucky assistant. Small…

Episode #268 —
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It’s Lucy’s last show. Hats off to Dan’s brave, plucky assistant. Small hands- big heart.  The calls! Wood. He shows it and grows it at the earliest opportunity. Is this a turn-off or something to cultivate?  A woman discovers her boyfriend has stashed away some women’s underpants. They’re definitely not hers…is this a problem?  A … Read More »

Come hear the tale of the woman who wanks like a toddler.

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Come hear the tale of the woman who wanks like a toddler. Remember that boy who got booted out of the Christian singing group “Psalm 100” for being gay? Dan chats him up a bit. How can a fickle bisexual chicken take the plunge and suck some cock already? And more. 206-201-2720 This episode is … Read More »

Ladies: How should you react when your boyfriend accuses you of cheating on…

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Ladies: How should you react when your boyfriend accuses you of cheating on him because he can feel that your vagina is looser than he remembers it being? Oh, and he has a really small dick. Do you have man boobs? Maybe you shouldn’t. Do lesbians perform oral sex on strap-ons? DO THEY??? And! Dan … Read More »

Her boyfriend wets the bed. Should this be a dealbreaker? A straight man…

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Her boyfriend wets the bed. Should this be a dealbreaker? A straight man repeatedly “finds himself” getting his dick sucked by his creepy neighbor. Bi-curious much? A 16 year old girl gets busted by her mother for sending pictures of herself to a 39 year old man. Who’s the hero here? Call us. 206-201-2720 This … Read More »

Dan is joined by Adam Carolla for a tag team on three-ways. (For the first…

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Dan is joined by Adam Carolla for a tag team on three-ways. (For the first and last time…) And more. 206-201-2720 Today’s episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you enter “Savage” at checkout: http://j.mp/SavageKitten