I’m a newly re-married 50-year-old man. My wife and I have settled into
a comfortable vanilla-sex routine. I enjoy it. My problem is that I also enjoy
kinky sex. When I was single I used to see pro-doms pretty regularly. I’ve tried
to introduce BDSM (bondage/discipline/sado-masochism) to my wife gently, but without
much success. She’s obviously not interested in something that happens to interest
me very much. I think I have three alternatives. One, feed my fetish in solitary
ways (we’re both comfortable with each other masturbating). Two, see professionals
on a limited basis, keeping it from her (I’m not comfortable with this). Three,
find some way to help her enjoy BDSM, even if she’s not fully into it.
The problem with option three is that your partner actually being into
BDSM makes all the difference. Right now, I don’t see her getting there....
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...your partner actually being into
BDSM makes all the difference. Right now, I don’t see her getting there. I wonder
if a shared visit to a dominatrix might help — kind of like a couple seeing
a therapist together to help learn how to do something that makes a relationship
work better. Leaving is not an option, as I like her too much, and at 50, I
don’t have another “starting over” in me. Any suggestions?
Vanilla Is Nice But I Want More Flavors
It’s a sad fact that men are more likely to be kinky than women. One unhappy
consequence of this disparity is that most kinky men wind up with women who
aren’t kinky. (Happy consequence: Kinky women can have their pick of the kinky
men.) A lot of women married to kinky men operate under the misconception that
a fetish is something a person can walk away from, like a job, or can flip a
switch and turn off, like a lamp. I get letters every day from women who married
men into cross-dressing, or BDSM, or watersports, or Maria Shriver — sometimes
all four. After they rebuffed their kinky husbands, their husbands promised
never to act on their kinky desires again. Then one day the wife comes home
and — keeeeyrist! — her husband is tied up in the bathtub wearing one of her
dresses while a pissing Maria Shriver look-alike squats over him.
What these women failed to understand (and what their kinky husbands failed
to tell them) is that a lifelong kink (not to be confused with some sexually
adventurous experimentation) is just as hard-wired into a person’s sexuality
as his sexual orientation. Asking a kinky person not to be kinky is like asking
a gay person not to be gay; he can do it for a while, maybe, but he’ll be miserable,
and sooner or later he’s going to start messing around with other boys/Maria
Shriver look-alikes again.
So, VINBIWMF, here’s what you need to tell the wife: You enjoy the sex you’re
having, but your hard-on for BDSM can’t be wished away. You would never ask
her to go without vanilla sex for the rest of her life, so is it fair for her
to ask you to go without BDSM sex for the rest of your life?
While you would prefer to do BDSM with her, some other outlet has to be made
available to you if she absolutely isn’t interested. Agreeing to “feed [your]
fetish in solitary ways” will NOT work; sooner or later you’ll cheat on her,
something you say you don’t want to have to do, but tellingly don’t rule out.
Seeing a pro dom together is a terrific idea, and my pro dom pals tell me
it’s not unusual for a husband and wife to come in for a session together. Watching
a pro dom at work probably won’t inspire your wife to get any kinkier at home,
but my pro dom pals tell me it has happened. At the very least, seeing what
actually goes on in most pro doms’ studios — some bondage, some spanking, absolutely
no sex — may make your wife more comfortable with the idea of her husband going
to see a pro dom on his own every once in a great while.
I’m a gay man who was dating a great guy. We’d already gotten to
the “I love you” stage, but we took a two-month “hiatus.” While we were apart,
I started going into chat rooms, sending and getting pictures, and chatting
sexually with guys. When my boyfriend and I got back together, I stopped the
chatting — until recently, when I went into a chat room a couple times when
my boyfriend couldn’t come over. Unfortunately, one of the guys I chatted with
knew my boyfriend, recognized me, and told my boyfriend. Now my boyfriend says
we’re through. I still love him, and I tried to explain that it was just a jerk-off
fantasy and that I didn’t think online chatting was cheating. Is there any chance
I can redeem myself?
Probably not, but I’m running your letter on the off chance that your ex will
see it and forgive you. That said, if I were your ex I wouldn’t fall for that
it-was-only-a-fantasy crap. Guys who go into chat rooms strictly to fantasize
usually tell the most appalling lies. They’re all 22-year-old, 185-lb., 6′ 2″
college rowers into “hot cyber action.” (How we know they’re fibbing: The number
of guys claiming to be college-aged gay rowers in gay chat rooms exceeds by
a factor of 10 the number of college rowers, gay and straight, on planet Earth.
Plus, hot 22-year-olds can get blowjobs in person and rarely settle for virtual
blowjobs at their computers.) Only people planning on meeting the people they’re
chatting with tell the truth. So, MU, if it was just a fantasy, why weren’t
you lying? That you included enough about what you actually look like that your
boyfriend’s friends could recognize you is a pretty good sign that you intended
to meet the people you were chatting with. Which is itself a pretty good sign
that something was about to go down. You, namely.
I am a 24-year-old male. I have been dating this girl for about
a year, and have plans to get married. Two months ago we were watching a porn
movie and in one scene a girl was getting fucked by two guys. My girlfriend
looked at me and said she wanted to be fucked by two guys. So, we went out and
picked up a guy, which was surprisingly easy. While we were fucking, the guy
started getting amorous with me. Eventually, he was sucking on my dick and licking
my ass. The problem is that I liked it and now I’m more into having threesomes
with this guy than my girlfriend is. My girlfriend thinks what he does is hot
and she gets off watching us. I really like her, but I also like to have him
in bed with us. What should I do?
Swinging in Rim Land
I’ve read your letter three times, SRL, and can’t for the life of me figure
out what the problem is. You’re having fun (and orgasms), he’s having fun (and
orgasms), and your girlfriend’s having fun (and orgasms). What’s wrong with
this picture? Nothing. In answer to your question — “What should I do?” —
I would encourage you to reciprocate if you haven’t yet (I’ll bet he likes having
his dick sucked, too). And, hey, if you decide to marry your girlfriend, you
won’t have to look much further than the end of your dick to find your best
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