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Ah Valentine’s Day. This year, Dan will finally teach you how keep it spicy…very, very spicy. Let’s tuck in. Inevitable Divorce: A man with a history of divorce in his family was chatting with a friend about how he would consider marriage when he could afford to get divorced. But his boyfriend of 3 years … Read More »

This Proctologist Gets It.

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Our opening “Sexcess” story should flood all you postpartum parents with optimism. A married straight couple have an arrangement where she can go outside the relationship, and he remains monogamous to her. All good. But she wants to tell everyone about it, and he wants to keep it under wraps. Who wins? On the Magnum, … Read More »

What about the gay penguins?

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Sometimes people call us when they’re drunk. Sometimes they call us about their dogs. Welcome to the center of this Venn diagram. A woman has been invited to a “costume wedding.” She will be required to dress up like a character in a movie. Is this asking too much? On the Magnum version of the … Read More »

Mindfulness: The female Viagra?

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A woman got together with what seemed to be the perfect man for her. Kinky. Into spanking. And social justice! But after they got together she discovered that he is really the married pastor of a conservative mega-church. Dan counsels her on whether to unmask this lying creep. A gay man came out late in … Read More »

Sub Drop

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A woman keeps dating men who hide her and won’t acknowledge that she exists on social media. What on earth is going on here? A woman knows that her personal trainer is a Christian. But is he the good kind or the bad kind? Should she find out before she continues her patronage? On the … Read More »

Abortion in the Bible?

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“Dan? If someone sticks a lollypop in my vagina, will I get a yeast infection?” Sincerely, the very first caller. A married woman was horrified to discover raunchy pics of her husband’s first cousin on his phone. Would this horrify you? On the Magnum, did you know that you can find instructions for a home … Read More »

Sexual Fantasies: What are people really thinking about?

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A woman has started up with a great new guy. The problem? He kisses “like a robot.” And not a sexy robot! How can she train him to kiss properly? A man’s daughter is non-binary, and dating another non-binary. When they have sleep-overs should the father worry about his daughter when her partner is in … Read More »

Black bottoming with sexy Marquis.

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A woman is facing old school, mild harassment at her law firm, of all places. How can she learn to shut these men down without looking like a Grumpy Gertie? A man is dating a new woman who seems great. But! She reminds him so much of his abusive ex, that he can’t even. Should … Read More »

Welcome to the Savage Lovecast, where ladies learn about enemas, gentlemen…

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Welcome to the Savage Lovecast, where ladies learn about enemas, gentlemen suck their own dicks, and chicken shits can’t quite figure out how to make an appointment at the goddamn doctor to see if they have the herpes. Also, how to combine love with bondage; and the sad tale of anal sex gone horribly wrong. … Read More »

Last week's pathetic hungover episode was straight, straight, straight….

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Last week’s pathetic hungover episode was straight, straight, straight. Well, get ready lads, because this one is very, very, very gay. Topics: Inexperienced Bottom Sexomnia The Fear of Incontinence Closet Case #1 Closet Case #2 Call 206-201-2720 with your burning questions.