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A woman had sex with a pre-op transwoman. But she didn’t make the caller come, or even try. Now the caller wonders if this is a “vagina-bodied” vs “non vagina-bodied” problem, or just a “jerk” problem. A married gay man with kids begs Dan for a quick n’ dirty guide on how to add a … Read More »

Is it racist to be a rice queen?

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A white man is dating an Asian man and tends to be attracted to Asian men. Does this make him a rice queen? Is it racist to be a rice queen? Can he learn to feel attraction toward other races? A straight man has a great girlfriend except for one little problem. She gives painful … Read More »

F*ck Yes!

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A straight man knows he has the dreaded Madonna/Whore Complex. But how can he overcome it? A 47 year-old woman has just started working at a sex toy store, and loves her funky, kinky co-workers. But she’s scared to invite them to her wedding for fear that mommy and daddy won’t approve. On the Magnum, … Read More »

Sex Toy Review! This one’s HEAVY.

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Darling? Whatever shall we do at our coming trip to the Bondage Bed & Breakfast? A married woman gets busted by her husband for camming. She doesn’t consider it cheating, and it gets her so, so horny. How can she reconcile with her husband and still get her camming rocks off? On the magnum, Dan … Read More »

When your partner has BPD.

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A woman’s 61 year-old father confided that he has discovered kink. Should she help to connect him to kink resources when she herself is vanilla, and also…his daughter? A man worries that his attraction to East-Indian women might be racist. Dan helps unpack the complicated issues around attraction to specific races. On the Magnum, Dan … Read More »

Episode 500! With David Schmader and Doc Barak.

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This is our 500th episode. And we’re just getting started! This week, Dan chats with stoner, writer and delightful person David Schmader about his book “Weed: The User’s Guide.” Speaking of green, Dan has a thing or two to say about the Green Party. A 24 year-old Texan woman worries that if she breaks up … Read More »

With Seattle journalist Eli Sanders.

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A man raised fundamentalist Christian has discovered the pleasures of “titty-bars” where he can behold “beautiful boobies.” Now that he’s getting divorced, how soon should he tell the lucky ladies that he plans to date about his marital status? A woman’s boyfriend tells her to be quiet when they are having sex. “Shhhhhh,” he says. … Read More »

The One-Minute Wonder Show!

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It’s the One-Minute Wonder Show! You asked your questions in one minute or less, and Dan tried to keep his answers brief, with diminishing success. Here’s a smattering of topics: The dangers of road head, olive oil as lube, haggling with your sex worker, tingly come, excluding dog-fuckers from your orgy and so much more. … Read More »

Hot Fireman!

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Dan counsels a woman in yet another a conservative small town on how to help her lesbian daughter make it out of there alive. A gay man has gone above and beyond to fulfill his partner’s fireman fantasy. How can he get a little reciprocation? For the Magnum version’s “What You Got,” Dan speaks with … Read More »

Why do religious conservatives get so many darn divorces?

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We open with a heartrending call from a woman in the Bible belt, whose own children condemn her for dating a black man. The year is 2014. Dan chats with Hanna Rosin (Author of “The End of Men”,) on women’s changing relationship with their careers vs. partners. On the Magnum, a fascinating “What You Got” … Read More »