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What about the gay penguins?

Sometimes people call us when they’re drunk. Sometimes they call us about their dogs. Welcome to the center of this Venn diagram. A woman has been invited to a “costume wedding.” She will be required to dress up like a character in a movie. Is this asking too much? On the Magnum version of the … Read More »

With Cameron Esposito!

A gay man was hooking up at a bathhouse. His brand new lover wanted to bring a little romance into the encounter by saying the caller’s name and complimenting him. The caller was horrified. Isn’t bathhouse sex supposed to be anonymous? Meanwhile, in another corner of our universe, a woman is appalled that her boyfriend … Read More »

Meet the woman who read ALL of Dan’s columns since 1991.

A man went on a date and he felt fireworks. But later that she told him that wasn’t feeling it, but wants to be friends. He doesn’t need friends. He already has friends. Should he bother? This question is pretty simple. Her new lover has a gargantuan penis that is shaped like a sweet potato. … Read More »

Shy lady doms rise up! With Midori.

A man is getting re-married. Is it shoddy to use the same officiant as his first wedding? Dan talks to a woman who had a blurry encounter with another woman as a very sexually repressed Christian school. Her lover called it rape the next day. It’s been ten years, and in this #MeToo era, the … Read More »

Dating with Disabilities

Therapy is good right? It gets you in touch with your feelings. Unless…those feelings you are getting in touch with are jealousy, paranoia and possessiveness. Sometimes it’s time to BACK AWAY FROM THE FEELINGS. Anyway, here’s the kind of question you really came for: A woman is about to turn thirty and wants to throw … Read More »

Katha Pollitt on abortion rights.

It’s the triumphant return of Dr. Barak, here to reassure us that drinking pee is still “pretty darn safe.” Is guzzling jizz the equivalent of drinking a protein shake? Should a man rat out his boss for watching porn on his phone after work? On the Magnum version, Dan speaks with Katha Pollitt about her … Read More »