I’ve been having the best time sending sleazy e-mails to a man I met through the personals. He lives three time zones away. He recently requested that I send him a pair of my well-worn panties. I said no, because I couldn’t stand the thought of him sniffing my dirty, crusty, skanky underwear. Well, I’m thinking about changing my mind. I know he would enjoy them, even though I think they’re gross. I want them to smell as much like me as possible, and not like my stale dirty laundry.
I am hoping you know, or have the connections to find out, the answers to these
questions:
(1) Should I send them in a plastic baggy? Or will they ferment without the benefit of oxygen?
(2) Does it make any difference what kind of fabric they are made of? I’m thinking silk.
(3) It costs more than twice as...