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On the Straight and Narrow

Dear Readers:

As promised, this week’s column is packed with letters from straight guys who don’t want to suck dick. Enjoy.

I’m a hetero guy who wears thong underwear. I don’t volunteer this information,
but in those weird group situations when people ask, I tell the truth. So what
is this “real men don’t wear thongs” attitude people have?

Smooth Butted Boy

I get some gross letters here at Savage Love–poo lovers, dog fuckers, Bush voters–but your letter, SBB, is far and away the most disgusting letter I have ever received.

While I’m prepared to sign off on women in thong underwear (since so many of my straight male readers complained when I encouraged women not to wear thongs), and while I recognize that male strippers and gay porn stars must wear thongs to work, I refuse to sign off on straight men in thong underwear. Why?...

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