Amateurs and Pedophiles

My marriage of nearly 30 years is grinding to a slow and painful death.
Due to the fact that my wife had her tubes tied before I met her, I have never
used a condom in my life.

My question: When I am going to have casual sex with a woman, when do I
put the condom on? Right before I put it in? Or before we start having sex?
Or do I put one on before the date and leave it on all night, just in case?
(Just kidding.) I’m sure there are a lot of readers who are going to laugh at
that question, but I’ll bet there are some who are going to be paying close
attention to your answer.

Need To Know

According to leading condom experts, you put the condom on after your dick is hard but before you stick it in...