I was surprised you didn’t mention the hilarious article in USA Today about the latest crusade launched by the religious jackasses down there in the United States. Apparently some conservative Christian groups in your country are pressing big hotel chains to drop pay-per-view porn from their in-room amenities. The way things are going, you Americans will be coming up to Canada in droves to watch porn and smoke pot!
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I feel terrible about missing the USA Today story you mention, PISSOFF. Sex is my beat, this is an important story, and it somehow slipped past me. But I can’t really be expected to catch every article in every newspaper about every crusade launched by the religious jackasses down here in the United States. So numerous are our religious jackasses, and so numerous are their crusades, that...