Your recent column about gay “bug chasers” was BOOOORING. No one cares if gay guys want to infect themselves with AIDS! While you may be gay, most of your readers are NOT. Write about STRAIGHT problems! Don’t spend so much time writing about BOOOORING gay shit!
Ta Ha & Straight Edge Boy
You might want to skip this week’s column, TH & SEB, because it’s all about gay shit. For the record: While most of my readers are straight, boys, not everyone who reads this paper is straight, not everyone who sends me questions is straight, and absolutely no one who writes this column is straight. And, shit, if I can devote entire columns to topics that are only of interest to breeders–men who don’t wanna fuck their heavy-with-child wives, for instance–then I should be able to devote the occasional column to those BOOOORING gay men who infect themselves and...