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Dumb Kids

I’m a gay high school sophomore, and I’ve had no luck finding other guys. I turned to the Internet and met a really nice guy who wants to help me live out my dreams of being another dude’s sex slave. He offered to pick me up after school and take me to his house. The only problem is, he’s 38 and I’m 15. My parents don’t know about any of this. Should I say sure to this plan, or should I go to the cops?

Fifteen and Gay

DO NOT GO TO THAT MAN’S HOUSE!

Look, FAG, I understand what you’re going through. It sucks to be 15 and gay and isolated. And it sucks to be horny and frustrated. And while your desires–your dream of being another dude’s sex slave–are perfectly delightful fantasies, the safe, sane, responsible people out there who share them...

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