In addition to purchasing the cover, the comics, and the right to be the subject of many of the columns in this week’s issue of The Stranger, Ben Exworthy also purchased the right to seize control of Savage Love for a week. While those of us who write advice columns like to think we’re in some way uniquely qualified to give advice in a public format, the sad fact of the matter is that this job is so easy that pretty much anyone can do it–and do it relatively well. So without further ado, I relinquish my role as the Stranger’s sex-advice columnist, and hand my column over to renowned relationship experts, local power couple, and $12K poorer Ben Exworthy and Brit Belisle.
To get them started in the sex-advice game, I e-mailed Ben and Brit several thousands questions that I couldn’t handle–questions I just...