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Merry Fucking Christmas

I’m 19, female, bi, and have
been with the same guy for a year. Things are great. I came home for
Christmas and he went to his parents’ house, and I’ll see him in a few
weeks. For Christmas, my mom got me some typical “mom”
gifts—socks and underwear—but the panties had Disney
princesses on them. I feel like a pedophile just owning them! I get it:
She doesn’t like the idea that I might be having sex, especially with
the alarming rate that babies are popping out of teenage
girls—but, come on.

Holiday Blues

Even if Mom was trying to send you a coded
message—and I am not convinced that was her intent—you can
turn the lemons of your mother’s disapproval into the lemonade of a
good, safe, responsible sex life. So Mom is not happy about her
daughter being sexually active—that’s too bad for Mom, right?
Show Mom...

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