Fuck My Wife, Please!

...confused. Previously, partners have brought up unexpected stuff and I’ve rolled with it (bondage, strap-ons), but they were able to talk about it later—what it was about, why it was a turn-on. My current man gets upset when I try to talk about it outside of sex. Are you familiar with this sort of drastic, disgusted, after-the-fact denial? Unsure About The Cuckold Thing Yeah, UATCT, I’m familiar with drastic, disgusted, after-the-fact denial. When I first came out—back before I knew better—I fucked a handful of “straight” guys. And let me tell you, UATCT, the shit that comes out of the mouths of closet cases just before and all during sex will turn your hair white and/or make your dick hard. No one begs to be fucked quite as sincerely, graphically, or desperately as some frat boy who hasn’t yet reconciled himself to being gay. But, oh, the moment a closet case gets what he came for—the moment he comes—his tone changes dramatically. Not only does he stop begging to be fucked, he will deny he ever wanted to be fucked in the first place. The truly messed up ones would even deny that they had been fucked at all, never mind the evidence all over their abs. And any attempts to address their absurd denials—”What do you mean you’ve never been fucked? My cock is still in your ass…”—were a waste of breath. Like those “straight” frat boys I fucked back at the University of Illinois, your boyfriend wants it. He wants you to fuck around with another guy, preferably in front of him. But he doesn’t wanna want it and wishes it would go away. And it does go away, just like magic, immediately after he comes. Unfortunately, it comes roaring back as soon as he’s horny again. Where did his cuckold fetish come from? Like many fetishes, his cuckold thing is most likely a subconscious, erotic response to a sexually charged fear. While most of us learn to live with and occasionally conquer our fears without eroticizing them, a number of us respond to sexual fears or traumas by incorporating them into our erotic imaginations. Think of women—hip, together, progressive, feminist women—who act out rape fantasies; think of homos—hip, together, out homos—who dress up like soldiers, cops, firemen, and other stereotypically violent homophobes. Women fear rape, yet some develop a fetish for it. Gay men fear violent homophobes, yet some dress up like violent homophobes. And what do many straight men fear? Being cheated on, of course, and dealing with that particular brand of sexual humiliation. Your boyfriend has, consciously or subconsciously, eroticized his fears around your cheating on him—and that’s not an entirely irrational fear, UATCT, considering your past. Cuckolding may seem like some sort of brand-new fetish, but it’s not. But we are hearing more about it now thanks to the internet. For while straight women have long been free to share their rape fantasies with their male partners, and gay men can share their homophobe fantasies with each other, married straight men into cuckolding have a harder time of it. A rape fantasy, however charged, or a homophobe fantasy, however comical, is easy to realize. (“Hold me down.” “Wear this uniform.”) A cuckold fantasy, on the other hand, is more complicated. Not only does the wannabe cuckold have to talk his partner into it, he also has to find a willing third. It wasn’t until sites like www.cuckoldplace.com and www.adultcommunitiesonline.com/ourhotwives came along that cuckold fetishists—or “cucks,” as some insist on calling themselves—were able to create a community of sorts, put a name to their desires, and swap tips on broaching the subject with their wives and girlfriends. I’m among the “growing legions” of cuckold fetishists. My wife is a Hot Little Slut, and she’s happy to accommodate me. Recently, while at a seminar, HLS hooked up with a guy. She did a repeat when he was in our area on business. The guy, also married, assumes that my HLS is having sex without my knowledge. We don’t believe we have an ethical obligation to notify “one-nighters” that HLS will be sharing the details with her “wronged” husband later. However, the issue seems less clear with regulars. Is there is an obligation to inform? Husband Into Slut I don’t believe HLS has a moral obligation to share the details with “one-nighters.” Regulars, however, have a right to know—but only if they inquire. As I see it, HIS, your wife’s regulars believe they’re putting something over on you. That you’re actually putting one over on them, well, that’s a classic double-cross. You’re cheating the cheater, robbing the robber. But if, as many cuckold fetishists agree, it’s hotter when the other guy rubs your nose in his enjoyment of your wife, then you can inform him. So there are “legions of men” into cuckolding. Fantastic. So is my husband. The problem is that I find the idea of humiliating my husband like this revolting. I don’t want to have sex with other men and I cry when he talks about his fantasies. It’s only been in the last year that things have progressed to this level of incompatibility. Is there any chance he’ll move on to something other than someone else’s come in my pussy? I had no idea I’d be at this point in life with a problem like this. Wife With Worries Cuckolding isn’t oral, it isn’t light bondage, it isn’t the husband wanting to wear panties. Like scat or hardcore sadism, cuckolding is “a fetish too far,” meaning it’s not a fetish your husband has a right to expect that you’ll indulge. The emotional and physical risks are too high. You gotta wanna or it’s off the table. So, WWW, you have a right to say, “You have to drop this. You can fantasize about it whenever you like, but this isn’t something I’m ever going to be able to do for you.” Then, for the sake of your marriage, he has to promise not to bring it up. You, for your part, have to promise not to obsess about what might be going through his mind when you two do have sex. A new Savage Love podcast is available for download every Tuesday at www.thestranger.com/savage. [email protected]