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Episodes tagged: sex toys

Fake! Fake! Fake!

Episode #805 —
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Strap in (or on) for a wild ride folks, because this is the April Fool’s Day show. We asked you to send in fake calls and you came through in a big way. It is Dan Savage’s challenge to spot the phonies.  A woman wonders how to help her friend dispose of his unwanted sex … Read More »

Don’t ghost. Hire a ghost writer to break up for you.

Episode #798 —
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Ah Valentine’s Day. This year, Dan will finally teach you how keep it spicy…very, very spicy. Let’s tuck in. Inevitable Divorce: A man with a history of divorce in his family was chatting with a friend about how he would consider marriage when he could afford to get divorced. But his boyfriend of 3 years … Read More »

All Hail the Gottmans!

Episode #780 —
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“Wait. Where did that flared base, glass butt plug go? Oh, that’s right! It’s still up my butt!” The caller tried to do everything right. But she might need surgery to get it out. A woman’s boyfriend cheated on her with a sex worker… who also happens to be her own damn hairdresser! Dan and … Read More »

Yes, Vasectomies Are Safe.

Episode #762 —
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Dan! Dan! My dildos melted together in the drawer! Horrifically, this is not uncommon if you buy cheap-ass sex toys. A gay man is establishing a potentially great friends-with-benefits relationship. The problem? The guy won’t stop sending him stupid little memes all the damn day long. How can our caller put an end to this … Read More »

Psychedelics for the Win!

Episode #760 —
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Boundaries are hard! For instance, a married couple of 12 years decided to open the relationship. So naturally, she started sleeping with her husbands brother in their own house. Of course. And! If you knocked on the door, and your kid confessed that they were masturbating, would you A) Mutter, “Sorry!” and walk away. B) … Read More »

Insta-Apocalypse with JoEllen Notte.

Episode #741 —
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Ah, the pleasures of getting rimmed! But what if you are alone, during quarantine times? Is there a sex toy out there to help a lass get off? Starting in kindergarten, a woman began masturbating using a very specific and very odd technique. Now she needs to do this, and she’s super-embarrassed about it. How … Read More »

Stock up on Sex Toys with Erika Moen!

Episode #712 —
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Oh Jesus Mary and Joseph, our opening sex during quarantine story is scorching hot this week, hoo boy. A woman is working from home with her boyfriend. He sets up his computer monitors with one screen always playing Twtich streams with young blonde hotties. Is the caller allowed to be annoyed by this? On the … Read More »

Why does Dr. Barak keep returning to the show?

Episode #710 —
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A remote controlled buttplug? In the bath? This pandemic is getting pretty fun! A woman asks a question that so many of us are also wondering: is it safe to be romantically intimate with someone who has already recovered from covid-19? When? Dan brings on the intrepid Dr. Barak to answer, and as usual hits … Read More »

With comedian Pete Dominick

Episode #702 —
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We open the show with a quarantine sex story featuring some very mysterious noises… Have no fear Doc Barak is here! Dan brings on our long-suffering medical expert to reassure us about how covid-19 can and cannot be transmitted. The good doctor’s giggle is, dare we say…infectious. On the Magnum, Dan interviews comedian and podcast … Read More »

Monogamy is looking pretty good!

Episode #701 —
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Just when you thought you understood the world, Dan chats with open relationships guru Tristan Taormino, to tell you to CLOSE IT UP. Monogamy is where it’s at these days. Just for a while. A woman in a long distance relationship is trying to embrace video sex. But she worries that she doesn’t look sexy … Read More »