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I read your advice to 17-year-old HARD–telling him to avoid a threesome because
his “gut” told him not to do it–with alarm. Maybe gay men are regularly given
the chance to pick and choose amongst threesomes, but young HARD won’t be so lucky.
Being a heterosexual male, I can speak from actual experience–and regret. I too
had a youthful opportunity to have a threesome with two gorgeous, if somewhat
twisted, dorm mates. Like HARD, I was a little freaked by the situation, and passed
on it.

You know what, Dan? I’m 31, and you know how many other chances I’ve had for
a threesome with two attractive, nonprofessional females? ZERO. HARD should seize
what may be his one chance at three-way heaven.

No Other Good Opportunities

Thanks for sharing, NOGO.


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