Hey, Everybody: I’m on vacation, and this column is a repeat–but a very, very
special repeat. I recently told a woman who signed herself “Confused” that it
was unreasonable for her not to give a few blowjobs to save her marriage. The
mail has been pouring in ever since, from angry women (and their fathers), all
insisting that no woman should give head if she doesn’t dig it. When I replied
that oral sex is now standard and not some bizarre kink that a guy has to feel
guilty for expecting or asking for, even more mail poured in.
“How DARE you make women who don’t like giving head feel guilty,” wrote one
angry reader, adding the inevitable, “Your column on oral sex was the moral
equivalent of rape.” Sigh.
Well, just to prove that I’m an equal opportunity guilt-tripper, here’s a column
I wrote a few years ago about men who won’t eat...