Aaaaargh! Do you really want to go prancing around Las Vegas with the kind
of loser that could win your impossible plagiarism contest? I went online to
figure out who you plagiarized, thinking it would only take a day or two to
track down the authors of the responses in your plagiarized column. Twelve hours
later, I gave up. The only person who could win this contest is some professional
research geek! Not cool, Dan! Devise a new, winnable contest or you’ll be heading
to Las Vegas with someone who’s a TOTAL GEEK! Is that what you want?!
Cry Foul
I said the plagiarism contest was tough, CF, and that’s why I made the prize package so spectacular. (That prize package again: Three days in Vegas, at the Bellagio, with the flight, food, gambling, booze, and hookers all on me.) I’m certainly not going to take...